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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2012-02-20 01:54 am
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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

☎ comment with your character
☎ others will respond with a text from last night
☎ reply to others with a text from last night
☎ ???
☎ profit!

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articletwelve: (✜ dance around the subject)

[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
soundslikeafuckingkid: (L: Playing devil's advocate.)

[personal profile] soundslikeafuckingkid 2012-02-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
articletwelve: (✜ not sure how to feel about this)

[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
soundslikeafuckingkid: (L: This is an apple dumbass.)

aslkjfdf LMFAOOO

[personal profile] soundslikeafuckingkid 2012-02-20 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, just masturbate louder.
articletwelve: \ (✜ hello ladies)

[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
soundslikeafuckingkid: (L: I didn't plan for that.)

[personal profile] soundslikeafuckingkid 2012-02-20 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I have a voicemail from York at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
articletwelve: (✜ heh heh heh...)

[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
soundslikeafuckingkid: (L: Almost listening. Wait for it.)

[personal profile] soundslikeafuckingkid 2012-02-20 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant."
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