TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[featheryasshole]

☎ comment with your character
☎ others will respond with a text from last night
☎ reply to others with a text from last night
☎ ???
☎ profit!

Comments

[redrobinhood]

Must have been someone else. Did you miss the part about me burning our pictures?

[ranfromnormal]

...apparently. I guess that means you're still upset with me?

[redrobinhood]

You think?

[ranfromnormal]

Look, I'm sorry. If I'd known it mattered to you that much I wouldn't have done it...don't you think burning our pictures was taking it a bit far?

[redrobinhood]

Maybe you should have thought about it before. Have you seen the pictures? They're so incriminating!!

[ranfromnormal]

don't say that, you're acting like what we did is something to be -ashamed- of...

[redrobinhood]

You made me wear a dress!! It's definitely something to be ashamed of!!

[ranfromnormal]

Hey, it's just as okay for guys to wear dresses as girls if they want to!

[redrobinhood]

I DIDN'T WANT TO!!!

[ranfromnormal]

Well then you should have said something but it's still nothing to be ashamed of. Your calves looked -killer-

[redrobinhood]

I did! Multiple times! You weren't listening!! You kept saying that! And that my legs were amazing and you'd kill for them. Oh god... You better not have pictures on your phone.

I'm not sorry at all.

[ranfromnormal]

Well they are! Seriously, we should work out together.

...and do you mean pictures like these?

[attached file: drakedress01.jpg]

oh god what is that. it's beautiful *__*

[redrobinhood]

What? No. They're not. They're just legs!!

Oh... why do you have that? Please delete them all, so I can crawl back into a hole and not worry about people seeing them. And don't you dare show anyone before you do.

It's the magic of Google image-search /o/

[ranfromnormal]

You don't have to play it down. They're like works of art or something. Rodin would be all over sculpting those, you can't deny it.

[Shit, ran out of characters...message two!]

Do I have to delete the pictures? Can't I just keep them for me if I promise not to show anyone else? I'll buy you more ice cream?

[redrobinhood]

They're really not.

You have to delete them. Keeping them for you is creepy. You should buy more ice cream anyway.

[ranfromnormal]

I didn't want them for CREEPY reasons, but fine. I get half the ice cream though. I'm mourning the loss of proof of ridiculous fun we had.

[redrobinhood]

Okay. We can share it. I guess.

[ranfromnormal]

Rocky Road or do you want more Rainbow sherbert?

[redrobinhood]

Rainbow sherbet. Rocky Road is too sweet.

[ranfromnormal]

Okay. Leave the door open for me or I'm eating all the ice cream myself.