HORRIBLE MEMES ALL DAY ERRYDAY

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SINGULARITY KINK MEME 1.0

post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!

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Comments

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

5 credits (because O'Brien probably killed them with fire) or one week indentured servitude. His choice. Let it never be said that Tucker isn't a giver.

[whistlesatengineers]

He would just want to know how he'd be serving first 'cause he's a cheapskate.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

He'd have to clean her designated living space, which is like a few rungs above a landfill in terms of organization.

Or were you expecting a sexier answer?

[whistlesatengineers]

As long as he doesn't have to clean the latrine, he can handle that.

... Also sexier answer probably deserves its own prompt.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

AND IF HE DOES?

... Yeah it probably does.

[whistlesatengineers]

... Well he'd still do it, but he would have a sad. SILENT SUFFERING.

Since we are here, after all.

Our icons look like they are awkwardly avoiding eye contact

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

That is the best kind of suffering.

Yeah I mean, might as well. [cough]

Theirs is an awkward and avoidant love?

[whistlesatengineers]

It's the only kind of suffering he knows!

Perfect timing, right? >_>

They'll never last this way. Tsk tsk.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Perfect. <<

They'll run out of icons. Poor armor monkeys.

[whistlesatengineers]

... Bow chika maybe?

Is that even possible?

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes. Definitely some Bow chicka bow wow.