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[rebuildscience]

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN...

MAKEOUTS MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! (Possibly by kisseltoe, who gives a crap that it's May.) CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

im a terrible person.

[crotcharrow]

[Tommy is totally oblivious of this magical compulsion to kiss people, being sort of too fast to say in the vicinity of anyone for very long. He doesn't see Karkat straight away, since he's facing away from him, distracted by his wearable. Have a nice shot of his ass, Karkat.]

yes you are

[selfkismesis]

[ It's already been established that Karkat is in a constant state of puberty hormones and wanting to make out with a large sum of people at any given moment. Tommy is one of those people.

Mainly because dat ass. Dat ass in question is what Karkat is staring at furiously as he shouts: ]

HEY, SHITSTAIN. YOU'D BETTER FUCKING LOOK OVER HERE. DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME.

Tommy is going to hate every second of this

[crotcharrow]

[Tommy spins around and spots the owner of the voice (which he's really not surprised is Karkat) and laughs, and is suddenly right all up in Karkat's personal bubble. Thank you speedster. And oh my god you are so tiny.]

Can I help you, asshole?

good.

[selfkismesis]

Damn straight you can help me, you miserable pile of trash. [ Karkat is completely undeterred by impressive feats of speed. He laughs in the face of bullshit, and this is, most assuredly, bullshit. ]

You can help me by-- [ Bullshit also includes the effects of this meme. Which means Karkat is grabbing Tommy by the arms and shoving their faces together. He is even on his tiptoes. It's pretty ridiculous. ]

fdkjnhkj

[crotcharrow]

[Usually Tommy would probably have had enough time to realize what was going on before he would be drawn into something as horrific as what was about to happen, but because of the meme rules he's not allowed to abscond.]

What are you even d-- [And he's dragged forcibly into a kiss and can do little but try and shove Karkat off of him because oh my god he's getting kissed by a grey, candycorn horn alien midget.

Instead, for some reason he leans angrily up into it too. But doesn't know why and is furiously trying to stop himself AAA what is going on, is this what a kisimetude or whatever was did they have magical kissing powers oh my god]

Mffhhk!

[selfkismesis]

[ Yes. Magical kissing powers. We'll go with that.

Except for the the fact that the magical kissing powers doesn't necessarily extend to skill. Because the only hatekiss Karkat's had involved Dave, a lot of allusions to African animals in Kroger National Park, and an Xbox.

I won't recount the details. They are far too traumatic.

But I will, however, add that the same amount of lip biting and drool is occurring. Because enthusiasm always makes up for skill (not). ]

t-that icon

[crotcharrow]

[Yeah, Tommy does not want to hear the angry kissing an Xbox story, dear god. Because if it's anything like this it's going to be enough to make Tommy want to scrape his tongue and lips and brain for days.

Tommy's hands go up to Karkat's shoulders, in some sort of futile attempt to push him off but his body isn't listening to him so they end up just holding onto him instead of shoving. The lip biting isn't a thing he likes when the person doing it has razor teeth, so he bites back, angrily, kissing Karkat with almost a bruising force.

He seriously wants to punch him right now holy fuck.]