IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

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TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Haha! Oh, man. And to think I was worried that you'd be hard to read behind those shades of yours! At least think up a better lie, Fakey Fake Not Real Dave. Who is fake. And not real. And also dumb.

I...

call...

buuuuuuuullshit!

[featheryasshole]

Wow, that is so sincere. Good to see you finally admitting the truth.

Not to me, mind you. I already knew how much you adore you.

You just had to admit it to yourself. Don't you feel so much better now?

[featheryasshole]

Oh no, my incredibly obvious attempt to deceive the huge bitch didn't work. How shocking.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[SILENT GLARE OF LOATHING. ALL FOR YOU.]

...That depends! Is my sincere adoration quota done with? I wouldn't want to break any terms of any shitty dares or anything!

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

...Christ, really. [ KNOWS HE SUCKS AT LYING. ]

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, it's done. Wouldn't want you to strain anything.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ this is a bad idea ]

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

So is he the best you ever had.

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

Don't you worry that your little green buddy is going to go psycho one day and either kill you or make you psycho and then kill you?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeey, don't get all bitter! Did I touch a sore spot there? Haha!

Anyway. Dares. Let me think...

 

 

...Take off the shades.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Wow, Sunshine, let's not pull any punches, huh?

[ :| ]

I worry something might go wrong, sometimes.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

In that case, yes. NOW I feel much better, because Jegus fuck that was agony. Your brother's a sadistic little grubfuck, you know that?

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ TOO AWKWARD FOR WORDS, CAN'T ASK QUESTIONS HE REALLY WANTS TO ]

Have you ever considered leaving the team to see if Command would give you your own?

[ ...wait now he's not sure he wants to know ]

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

Pulling punches is for nice guys.

But you still let him inside your head.

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

You're damn right.

I trust him. He doesn't want to hurt anyone.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Okay. That... Crustmass present or whatever that you sent me. Question!

Why did you own so many freakishly elaborate spider puppets in the first place?

[featheryasshole]

[That's it?]

Sure.

[The shades come off. Wow, orange eyes! Spoooooky!]

[Yeah, if you were hoping for drama about that, you came to the wrong Dave.]

[harpocratic.livejournal.com]

Do all day?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Squints, stares, then sulks. Bluh.]

That's it? Lame! Are you serious? I was expecting missing ocular globes or some shit! Some kind of freakish Strider mutation or something. I dunno. What a rip-off!

[FUME FUME WHY WOULD STRIDERS BE SO INTENT ON HIDING SUCH PERFECTLY NORMAL EYES WHAT IS THEIR COLLECTIVE DEAL]

[featheryasshole]

[Striders are so intent on hiding their eyes because it is cool. That's all there is to say on the matter.]

[Aaaaand the shade go back on.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Will rage about how she wasted her ultimate Davesprite-humiliating opportunity for THE REST OF TIME]

[circuitry]

Vriska, please. Of course I can smell lies! With as awesome as my nose is, why wouldn't I be able to pick up on their subtle yet distinct odor? It simply makes no sense!

[circuitry]

Oh my gog, human adult custodian of Daves'! I would never want to get him in my bucket! Why would you even ask something like that, it is so obscene.

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