IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Pretty simple one here, Little Miss Vris, so I'll just ask.

What were you planning on doing the first time you saw my bro firsthand? And before you get your spinnerets or whatever in a rush, I'm talking about Egbert here.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Through gritted teeth] VrisKA, bulgestain.

Uh. Anyway. You mean if we'd met in the Incipisphere like we were supposed to, right? And not in this shitty place. Because I already met him here, you know, so planning doesn't really come into it. [EVASIVE? SURELY NOT.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess you could tell me about your little romantic rendezvous here if I actually gave a shit about that.

The question. It has been given. Your answer, Vrisk?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

That frail little thinkpan of yours seems to be leaking again, Strider. Vrisk-A. Two syllables. Not hard.

But okay! If we'd met in the game instead of here, I'd planned on first showing John how to use the sweet god-tier powers he's destined to get. Maaaaaaaan, those abilities are the best. So awesome and cool. It sure is a pity that not everybody is fated to get them, huh? Oh well! I guess that's my answer!

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Haha, holy shit, did you just call me an idiot? [ And... wow, he seems legitimately amused. ] Don't know where you get burns that sick, Charlotte, but I can already tell whatever's cooking in that thinkpan of yours is filched goods. That was just too goddamn clever to have come out of your mouth. The levels of irony are off the fucking CHARTS, man.

And you know as well as I do Egbert's gonna have that shit perfected by the time weird universe shit goes down. You could't keep patient long enough to show off your little boy-toy's powers.

That is some loe-quality bullshit, señorita.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[O HEY DAVE have some sarcastic douchey sneery applause. All for you!] Well done, you get it! Yes. I think you're an idiot. Maybe the most moronic and stupid dumb nookfucker I've ever laid eyes on! And man, that's a huuuuuuuuge achievement. I mean, c'mon. I hang out with Eridan. I'm used to some pretty high-grade idiocy, Strid--

[And. The clapping. It stops. Someone got BUSTED.]

Fine. Just. Fuck you and hurry up with your weakslime fucking dare so I can get back to laughing about how lame you are. I'm a busy girl.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Whoa there, not really comfortable with the way you're talking. That's some high-grade hatred there, and I'm just not sure I'm ready for that kind of step in my life. Sorry, but you're going to have to throw your hatepails or whatever at someone else, because you're barkin' up the wrong tree, Miss Spider. I'm saving myself for murdertrimony or whatever you trolls call it.

Dare... alright. Go apologize to Terezi for all the shit you pulled.

Also,

[ PUT THIS ON = P+U+T+T+H+I+S+O+N = 2+1+2+2+2+1+2+1+2 = 15 = 5. ]

[ FUCKIN SCALY SUIT = F+U+C+K+I+N+S+C+A+L+Y+S+U+I+T = 2+1+2+2+1+2+2+2+1+2+2+2+1+1+2 = 25 = 5. ]

[ A cerulean copy of Terezi's dragon outfit drops out next to Vriska. ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. Looks like somebody's big bwother never taught him the difference between hate and contempt! Then again. It's not surprising. I guess he doesn't exactly seem like the most attentive Earth human custodian aroun--

[OH GOD. WHAT. THE. FUCK.]

H-hey, wait! Doesn't that, uh, count as two dares? Not fair! [Prods the blue monstrosity with her shoe oh jegus wat]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Wow, are you really going to lecture me on the differences? I am so fucking fascinated right now. Fuck, the only way this would be better is if you were Troll Ben Stein. And, you know, I wasn't here in the first place.

Nope. If "apologize, and make it sincere" is only one dare, then "apologize while wearing a fucking yiffsuit" is the same way. Single command with a conditional subclause, spiderbitch.

Not finding a way out of this one, Vriska.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Ha! Totally not my job to give you the featherbeasts-and-bees talk, asshole. Maybe when you're a bit older, okay?

And. Done. (http://community.livejournal.com/singularityderp/4803.html?thread=653507#t653507) I'll never feel clean again, so thanks for that! Glad I could cater to your sick little fetish. Really.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, delicious. You know me and my fucking prepubescent-spider-troll-in-a-dragon-suit fetish, I just can't get enough of this shit. Niche market right here. Turns out I'm responsible for half the shit floating around out there of arachnid bitches wearing scaly suits. What can I say? Guess they just float to me.

It's tough, being such a notorious pimp. It's tough and all dem hos don't understand.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

I knew it! You creepy little grubfucker. Oh my God you're not even ashamed what is wrong with you. [SARCASM WAT?]

And I don't know what a dem-ho is, but I'm preeeeeeeetty sure it's going to be something disgusting.