baby's first meme

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

Stolen from theposthumans  shamelessly because it's amazing.



❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. (edited: PS FUCK YOU IT'S IC HERE PRETEND THERE'S MAGICAL COMPULSION YOU HAVE NO CHOICE B(!! )
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

Only street tough mavericks with nothing to lose need apply :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Six solar sweeps, you unbelievable assholes.

[notsoloyal]

[Acts as a bodyguard?]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Seriousfaced fistbumps FOREVER] Best weird scientist soldier hybrid guy. Best.

[notsoloyal]

Anyone that fed people to an insect or arachnid deserves to be looked out for.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think you should've been born a troll. Seriously. Your attitude is more Alternian than most Alternians!

[notsoloyal]

How long do trolls live? Because I am nearing ten million, and most species, as far as I am aware, do not live that long.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck that's... [FINGER COUNTING, HOW DOES I MATH?] A lot of sweeps! But without any adults around, I don't know how long we're supposed to live. Assuming we don't get killed by wars or wildlife or roleplaying games or imperial drones. And seeing as I was missing an arm and an eye back home, I'd have been due for culling in another few sweeps! Haha.

[notsoloyal]

Ah, well if it is not that long, I would have to pass on the whole having should have been born a troll thing. If your kind does not live that long then we likely would not have gotten to hang out. And what a tragedy that would have been.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I. Can see why you'd feel that way. Jegus! Do you, like, live forever? Or just for a billion zillion sweeps or whatever?

[featheryasshole]

Whatever, you know you came here in hopes of some hatemakeouts with a Strider. Because I'm feeling generous today I'll let you choose which one.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

First, fuck you! Second, fuck you again. Thirdly, oh yeah, hey, fuck you. Obviously you just said that in the hopes that I'd be all "ooh, I choose youuuuuuuu, ooh mister Strider ooh" and shit. Try to be less transparent about your hatecrush on me, okay?

[featheryasshole]

Yes, Vriska. You caught me. I was totally hoping for you to choose me.

But just ask yourself this: Was it in hope of making out with you... or getting a good opportunity to bite off your head?

[:D :D :D]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Biting m-- UH. Good luck with that while I have my cool awesome scientist bodyguard here, asshole. Sorry to crush your fakey-fake faker dreams! [OH YEAH, SO SMUG AND NOT SCARED AT ALL, REALLY]

Besides. Maybe it's you who should be worried! You've heard of black widow spiders, riiiiiiiight~?

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, it's great you have a bodyguard around to protect your poor fragile godtier ass from scaaaary sprites.

And I have heard about those. Enough to know you're not one. Actually I don't have a clue as to what you are with the mix of spider themes and fairy stuff. I guess the most accurate classification would be 'weird bug'. The kind that someone eats and doesn't even care.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's always good to have someone around who can shoot people in the face while I busy myself kicking them repeatedly in the shameglobes. Are you jeeeeeeeealous because I got protection and you don't? Haha!

And I just. Oh my God fuck you. You're not scaring me, you know. In fact, I'm pretty sure this counts as blackflirting. [BATS EYELASHES. THREATENINGLY. YOUR MOVE, ASSHOLE.]

[featheryasshole]

Yes, I'm jealous because I don't fucking need any protection and you do. Oh wait, that makes no sense. Guess I should stop trying to understand insane troll logic.

Not seeing a lot of makeouts here. Quit stalling, will you?

1/2, oh god what

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

It's not a case of needing protection, bulgesucker. It's more about being able to get it. By being the best and most likeable and amazing person eeeeeeeever. Like you'd know anything about that!

And okay. Fine. If you're soooooooo eager...

shit

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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How do I liiiiiiiive withouuuuuuuut youuuuuuuu... :D

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[YOU FOOL. YOUR DISCOMFORT ONLY MAKES THIS MORE ~BLACKROMANTIC~.]

Well well weeeeeeeell. Fancy seeing youuuuuuuu here in Rainbow Rumpus Makeoutsville! How unexpected. Going somewhere~?

[CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO]

I want to knoooooooowwwww

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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I dunno. Do you want me to go somewhere?

'cause I could go anywhere you like.

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Still gonna point out that I'm like thirteen solar sweeps here.

So when do we get our medals for being the WORST PEOPLE?

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Okay she was NOT EXPECTING THAT]

Anywhere, huh? Wow. Maybe getting, uh. Closer to me would be a start, Broooooooo.

[FUCK YES, SHE HAS THE BEST COME-ONS EVER, SO SMOOTH]

...That's younger than Nic Cage, right?

I think we already got them when Kass drew us fanart

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Kay.

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That was only ever going to encourage this kind of thing. SO BASICALLY THIS IS SOMEHOW ALL HER FAULT

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[Okay wow it sure is. Um. Getting hard to be snarky and mocking and snide in here.]

[Have some FLAILY ARM ACTION culminating in a kind of TENTATIVE HATE-EMBRACE.]

Younger and dumber and less of an awesome tough guy movie star and also you suck. Duh.

I'm pretty sure it's our fault too

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

No, no, you're doing it wrong, okay?

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Shared blame is the BEST kind of blame! :D

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Don't you fucking tell me how to hatehug, nooksucker, I am the goddamned master of caligicuddles and o-oh okay.

[Okay this is just proof that EVERY HUMAN EVER is messing with her because obviously you assholes MUST have blackrom. Otherwise there'd be no possible way that]

[that]

[what]

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T]

You fucking bitch!

[And she's going to LAUNCH HER MOUTH AT YOURS BRO BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING ON. THE ON-EST. IT IS UNBELIEVABLE HOW COMPLETELY ON THIS IS.]