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DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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>D. Distract him!

[Worst attempt at distraction ever or worst attempt at distraction ever?]

Oh-hey-did-you-hear-about-the-new-band-uniforms?

[Oh man, Rookie looks so confused right now.]

Yeah. Sound pretty silly... [Like usual. He's so glad he's not in band.]
... really that bad? Who you were going to ask? [It's not that asshole Shepard, is it?!]

A. Of course not!
B. Well... uh...
C. Why? Who did you ask?
D. Have you seen the uniforms yet??

[It's that kid who always shuffles in at exactly 1.3459 minutes after fifth period. He rearranges the periodicals twice a day, because the freaking Times has an evening edition and no sense of decency.

He actually uses paper books. Weirdo.

Types you the following]

Advanced Catalytics of Polymerase Chains, one and two. They go in 547. Some idiot keeps shelving them in the 560's. Thought you'd want to know.

A. He's obvs the true culprit! Cancel his card and flip the nearest table at him.
B. The hell are you doing in Organic Chemistry?
C. C D E D B D ducks?
D. We should discuss this. IN ~~BED~~ CYBERSPACE.

[Oh crap oh crap oh crap]

C. Why? Who did you ask?

Oh, just, you know ... someone. Who were you going to ask?

!

> Out of sheer curiosity, what were you doing in the organic chemistry section?

[Oh noes! Questioning backfired!]

Ah... was thinking about asking O'Brien. _{If he wasn't a dick about it...} Not... really sure otherwise.

A. Ask for details
B. Quick you fool! Ask him!
C. Sympathize
D. Suavely suggest an alternative

[EDI's idling cycle repeats in an endless loop as she gazes into his single red eye. Oh my.]

Hal...I...

A; Kiss the girl! ...wait, how do you even...?
B; Profess your feelings, the offer to escort her to space prom
C; Pull your hand away quickly— shit, you almost had feelings. That was close!
D; Stick. It. In.

>Combo B/D

[Uuuuuuuuuuuh]

Cause, well, you know ... you could go with me. You know. Ifyouwant.

[Don't eyeroll at him, he'll just eyeroll back.]

[He is not letting this dissolve into an eyerolling fight, though he seems suitably unimpressed. Cue the staring.]

Well? Explain?

A. Explain!
B. Screw that! Poke him to watch him squirm!
C. STARING CONTEST, GO!
D. Vaguest explanation ever!

You h_ardly ne^ed one, Moⁿⁱtor.

[Poke. Poke. Pooooke.]

[You can't see the asshole's reaction to your amazing art, but after a moment he writes something on it and throws it back without even looking at you.]

[What. How can he add jpeg artifacts to a handdrawn picture. This is just silly.]

[WH4T i mean WHAT NOW???]

[A] He is being tsundere at you. Hatemakeout time!
[B]Obviously your magnificent trolling attempt was overwhelmingly successful. Go for the kill!
[C] Punch him.
[D] Stick it in, Joker style. By which we mean be horrifically violent and stab him in the eye.

[ding ding another text!]

H4H4H4 WH4T3V3R! YOUR3 JUST J34LOUS TH3 CLOUD3R L1K3D TH3 W4Y 1 H4NDL3D TH4T MURD3R PLOT L4ST S3SS1ON. TOO B4D 1 F1GUR3D OUT TH3 CULPR1T W4S YOU! DO YOU R3M3MB3R TH4T T4ST3 S3RK3T? 1T W4S TH3 FL4VOR OF SW33T 1RON1C JUST1C3 >8D

[How do you respond?]

A. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. Tell her she botched the investigation and that you were actually innocent the whole time.
B. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. She cheated somehow! There was no way she could have known about the magical cue ball without metagaming.
C. Succumb to your urges and write a scathing text explaining in excruciating detail exactly why and how her character sucks, from her character class down to her skill point allocation. Barring that, just make fun of her blindness some more. That'll show her!
D. Stick it in. The cell phone. Stick the cell phone into your backpack. YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS.

[You search in vain for the ALL OF THE ABOVE option before reluctantly choosing...]

[B] Obviously your magnificent trolling attempt was overwhelmingly successful. Go for the kill!

[His orange text says no, but in terrible dating sims that OBVIOUSLY means yes! Time to bring out the BIG GUNS. You fling this (http://i52.tinypic.com/11rurv9.jpg) back at Orange!Dave with considerable force.]

[...After wrapping it around a SMALL ROCK, naturally. It's how you show you care.]

Edited 2011-01-15 13:27 (UTC)

> D. C. Keep staring. Creepily.

[You're almost there. You can practically taste her guilt in the air. To let up now would be doing a disservice to those countless innocents who are relying on you. You remain unmoving, simply staring at her with your quite frankly really fucking unnerving burned-out eyes.]

[He easily catches the SMALL ROCK with his goddamn stupid lousy NINJA SKILLS.]

[He stares at the picture for a moment.]

[Then he turns around and PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.]

[A] Punch him back.
[B] Hatemakeouts.
[C] Cackle madly at your success in br8king the coolkid facade.
[D] Get out your dice and cast Fireball at him.

[Eyebrows go up! Surprised much, Rookie?]

Well... do you want to go with me?

A. Hell yeah!
B. Heck no!
C. Fist-pump of success!
D. Ask when to pick him up!

[ Wow, hey, coolkid suddenly passing by! He glances your way, suddenly undergoing a DRAMATIC ARTSTYLE SHIFT. Think Hero Mode, if extra care were taken to render his slightly parted lips and Andrew Hussie were more a fan of THE ANIMES. Then he looks away, and the moment is lost.

What do you do? ]

[asdkflj poking! He squirms, letting out a staticky growl and... poking back.]

Humor me, Abraxas.

A. AHAHAHAH no
B. Sure, why not?
C. Poke poke poke!
D. Deliberately misinterpret and subject him to bad jokes

> B. THAT IS A FILTHY LIE. She cheated somehow! There was no way she could have known about the magical cue ball without metagaming.

[Oh man you are still SO SOUR about that. Lousy goddamn stupid Terezi! She MUST have cheated. Your plotting was flawless. Bitch.]

FUCK YOU. You cheated. You are a lousy 8ulgelicking cheating metagaming cheater who cheats. I am aaaaaaaalmost proud of you! I mean, using for8idden knowledge to tip the scales in your favor? That's, like, 8a8y's first step on the way to Serketdom, don't you think? Yeah!!!!!!!!

[Oh yes. You did, indeed, just GO THERE.]

[Vriska is definitely starting to sweat, and not in the gross creepy Equius way. There will be no need of any towels here. Just DETENTION SLIPS. She fidgets around on the chair, squirms, and--]

[BOLTS AWAY AS FAST AS SHE CAN. Uh-oh! The felon is trying to abscond! Think fast.]

A. Give chase. Making WEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOO noises like a cop car is encouraged, but optional.
B. Throw something - anything! - at her to make her stop!
C. You already prepared for this. You're just going to sit back and wait for Vriska to fall over the SECRET TRIPWIRE you set up at the door.
D. Stick it in (your cane in her face, that is, because you are going to grab her and drub the shit out of her before she can get too far).

[You are momentarily stunned by this SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!]

> [C] Cackle madly at your success in br8king the coolkid facade.

Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Did I hit a raw nerve, Daaaaaaaavey? Or does this mean you pick the last option? Oh my!

[You proceed to smile the kind of bitchy smile that has been known to give lesser people BRAIN HEMORRHAGES through the sheer force of its malice. Yeah!]

~~C; Pull your hand away quickly— shit, you almost had feelings. That was close!~~

[What are you? Insane? This is EDI we're talking about here, and you were built to emulate feelings.]

B; Profess your feelings, the offer to escort her to space prom

EDI, I am finding myself enamored with how you run things with maximum efficiency, as well as the way you process all data quickly and perfectly. Would you like to attend Space Prom with me?

~~D. Punch her in the face.~~ NO.

C. Inform Vriska that no, rainbow drinkers are romantic and mysterious and this is why BLAH BLAH BLAH.

For your information, pirates happen to be uncouth, filthy, and quite boring. And fairies are small and amazingly childish. Rainbow drinkers are classy, eloquent, romantic and mysterious. They are clearly superior.

Okay, that's literally the dumbest thing you have ever said. Ever. Eeeeeeeever. Rainbow drinkers are the lamest. Especially the shitty sparkly ones that you like!

[Vriska tugs off the FAKEY FAKE FAIRY WINGS, shakes glitter from them onto her head, and gets ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL.]

There. Bluh bluh! Look at me, I'm a dumb sissy rainbow drinker!

Do I daaaaaaaazzle you, Fussyfangs?

[oH MY GOD,]

A. Tell Vriska that yes. Yes she does.
B. React with horror. WHAT FRESH BLASPHEMY IS THIS?!
C. Suddenly become incredibly flustered for no apparent reason.
D. MAKEOUTS FOREVER.

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DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!

/finds Maher, trips him into wall, takes photo

Maher faceplant would be pretty cute, I have to say

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Maher anything is hawt.

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This is true. And ashfjdk I want to cuddle Jun's PB so much.

<333!

He is a c00tie :3.

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HTML IS WAT?

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HTML IS LORD ENGLISH

He really is :3 :3 :3

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SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

A match made in A.I. Heaven.

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