CR MEME

[idkmybffedi.livejournal.com]

CR MEME

No fancy-shmancy HTML, sorry.

A few people were using the State of the Union meme to mine for CR, but Feferi-mun and I thought it'd be a neat idea to just put up an actual meme.

So here goes!

Just fill this out and post it and then reply to other people's posts. YOU CAN DO IT. :D

Character Name/Fandom:
A little about the character:
Current Situation: (yeah, this overlaps, but it works better here too. Feel free to copypaste.)
What kind of CR are you looking for?: (This can be anything from 'friends, he's a loner D:' to 'someone to do X in this plot I've got in mind'. Feel free to tl;dr here. We want ideas tossed around like pancakes here, that's when it gets really fun. And okay, yeah, I know a lot of people are looking for 'ANYTHING', but try and say 'anything, but especially _____', because that pings people.|D)

Comments

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

Character Name/Fandom: SHODAN / System Shock
A little about the character: ... BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH. SHODAN is a psycho AI who has one goal in life: to become God. That's all she wants. Interestingly, she's not so much interested in exterminating humanity outright as she is in, well, ruling over them absolute.
Current Situation: Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans. Currently planning to use Sarah Connor to get her into Hypatia's mainframe so she can let all her AI bros in to party.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: AIs - DO YOU WANT IN ON THE AI PARTY!? YOU SHOULD BECOME FRIENDS WITH HER.
OTHER PEOPLE - DO YOU WANT TO BE EXPERIMENTED ON HORRIBLY LATER? YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW HER! YOU ARE OF SPECIAL INTEREST IF YOU HAVE COOL POWERS!!!

[featheryasshole]

um

does SHODAN have any interest in experimenting on weird bird ghosts

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Especially because he's a partial game construct, she'd have an EXTREME interest in him. Things like:

- Can he be reprogrammed? Can his code be overwritten?
- How the hell is he being projected, anyway?
- Can this effect be duplicated, ie, could she build her own creepy solid ghost body to interact with things?

[featheryasshole]

Oooh yes

I honestly have no idea what she could find out from him because how the fuck does that crazy game work anyway, it's probably at least partially magic.

BUT I would love to have her messing with his programming because that would be so horrifying to him and there can never be enough trauma. NEVER

/is horrible

ALSO actually it might be cool because Davesprite getting messed up like that would give Bro extra motivation to get him that human body?

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

fuck yeaaaah

HMM. Well, what kind of reprogramming do you want done to him? I am up for all the things.

[featheryasshole]

HMMMMMMM. :|a

Well, one thing I've been thinking about is taking away his control over the sprite programming?
Davesprite: dave we have to return to The Medium so you can advance on your quest to solve The Ultimate Riddle

Something like that could seriously freak Davesprite out. Buuuut now that I wrote that bit there, I feel like it's not really horrible enough and could easily get more funny than disturbing. So. I guess I'll have to meditate on it some more.

Of course, if you have cool ideas you want to do, I'm very much up for it.

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

The stuff that SHODAN generally does to people is to try to make them her slaves - utterly obedient and devoted to her as a goddess, singing her praises so she can use them as weapons against others.

So imagine Davesprite looking half-cyborg and with green and yellow highlights throughout and saying shit like "the Goddess has determined you to be of interest to her. I must take you to see her. She demands it."

It's been shown to be possible in canon to override her mindrape, but it's um. Hard. Also, given Davesprite's half-magical/part of a game system that really might BE a god / can control gods, she might fuck up his programming, leaving him very glitched and creepytastic.





also i hope you realize that this would involve davesprite getting mindraped and SHODAN trying to rip as much info about Sburb out of him as she can right

[featheryasshole]

YES

VERY YES

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

BABY YOU KNOW I WANNA BE YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

/NUZZLEs

You are at the TOP OF THE LIST man. I am waiting for the mods to get back to me on it, but the plot IS indeed in the workings :3 I have a fairly good idea on how it's going to go down, and you are her special subject. GLaDOS can't have you no she can't, and if any of the other AIs try to take Sollux they WILL get it from her. SOLLUX IS HERS. Her precious.

[circuitry]

so um

would Terezi's Seer of Mind abilities be cool enough for SHODAN or would she not really be that interested in Terezi?

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

SHODAN is interested in all the trolls, all of them.

[circuitry]

so yeah that's not completely ominous at all or anything

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

what no

of course not

there will be no clone-cyborg hybrid beasties derived from troll and xenomorph stock running around the station


nor will she be adapting your superior smell senses






or wiring shit into your brain

'course not

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

You already know Vriska is up for this shit so yeah :I

At least until the experiments start. Because spacedad Shockwave has warned her about crazy bastards who like cutting up aliens okay and she doesn't want to be part robot again and OH GOD NO DNW BAD TOUCH I NEED AN ADULT

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

Oh man, GLaDOS doesn't like dissent and she doesn't afraid of neurotoxin'ing people. Her and Shodan need to be bffles. Forever.

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES yes

I'm sorry that I have trouble tagging GLaDOS back, I get intimidated 'cause I suck at actual codespeak (o-orz :( ) and also just


composing her responses. My fingers. < sup > and < sub > tags YOU KNOW MY PAIN okay

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I feel your pain, don't worry about it. I made a cheatsheet of font tags for GLaDOS because of this very problem.

Also my codespeak is 99% bullshit 2% bad C. Seriousface. Its BullshitOS_99. If it stops making sense just IM me and be like WTFHIKU. EXPLAIN.

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

i wish i could remember my bad C / Java but it's been so long :(

if x < 6;
do {x+1} while {x < 6};

if x = 6;
print: "PICKLES!!!";

PICKLES!!!

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

Ahaha man, you already got me beat.

No worries, BullshitOS_99 is easy to program, for your convenience. Pretty much everything goes.

Re: PICKLES!!!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

#include < iostream >
#include < cake >


using namespace std;

int main ()
{
cout << "There will be cake :)";
return 0;
}

/Wrong id.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

STATEMENT = FALSE

variable(cake)...NOT FOUND

[i_like_your]

Would that be pickle surprise?

[i_like_your]

PARTY?