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CR MEME

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A few people were using the State of the Union meme to mine for CR, but Feferi-mun and I thought it'd be a neat idea to just put up an actual meme.

So here goes!

Just fill this out and post it and then reply to other people's posts. YOU CAN DO IT. :D

Character Name/Fandom:
A little about the character:
Current Situation: (yeah, this overlaps, but it works better here too. Feel free to copypaste.)
What kind of CR are you looking for?: (This can be anything from 'friends, he's a loner D:' to 'someone to do X in this plot I've got in mind'. Feel free to tl;dr here. We want ideas tossed around like pancakes here, that's when it gets really fun. And okay, yeah, I know a lot of people are looking for 'ANYTHING', but try and say 'anything, but especially _____', because that pings people.|D)

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Character Name/Fandom: Bro Strider / Homestuck
A little about the character: Epic douchebag broseph ninja guardian puppet pornographer rapper
Current Situation: Currently living with his twin brother/sons; his website is up so now he has the following goals:
- Station-wide rap battle. He's doing this. He's making it hapen. He'll need help from some engineers, but luckily he knows TWO excellent ones!
- Making Davesprite human-ish again rather than just a weird energy construct bird mutant.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: PANFANDOM! Bro needs more friends who aren't trolls (of the gray-skinned kind) and who ARE his own age. It is weird enough that a man who is nearly thirty years old (even if he only looks 19 OH TIME POWERS) kicks his thirteen year old brother around; it's weirder that said thirty year old's friends are thirteen, except for that cute engineer chick and that weird shark guy :|

ALSO! IS YOUR CHARACTER TOTAL SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO COMBAT!? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT THEIR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG? ARE THEY ROUTINELY LAID LOW BY MAILBOXES? Bro is willing to provide Training From Hell for you if you like :3 On the other end of things, he's actually trying to get fast enough to dodge bullets, so if anyone wants to shoot rubber rounds at him for a while so he can try to push his limits, you can do that too.

Character Name/Fandom: Davesprite / Homestuck
A little about the character: Weird energy construct bird mutant timetravel clone teenage coolkid with severe PTSD
Current Situation: Full of angst. Soon to freak out about John going missing, which will lead to a fight with Vriska and quite possibly death. After that it'll be time for some more angst.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: ANYTHING. Especially outside the Homestuck cast. He doesn't really have any interest in meeting new people and making friends, so he kind of needs someone to drag him out from his brooding. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS KID A HUG.

Character Name/Fandom: SHODAN / System Shock
A little about the character: ... BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH. SHODAN is a psycho AI who has one goal in life: to become God. That's all she wants. Interestingly, she's not so much interested in exterminating humanity outright as she is in, well, ruling over them absolute.
Current Situation: Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans. Currently planning to use Sarah Connor to get her into Hypatia's mainframe so she can let all her AI bros in to party.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: AIs - DO YOU WANT IN ON THE AI PARTY!? YOU SHOULD BECOME FRIENDS WITH HER.
OTHER PEOPLE - DO YOU WANT TO BE EXPERIMENTED ON HORRIBLY LATER? YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW HER! YOU ARE OF SPECIAL INTEREST IF YOU HAVE COOL POWERS!!!

Character Name/Fandom: Joker from Mass Effect

A little about the character: He's the best damn helmsman the galaxy's ever seen, but thanks to some dumb bone disease he's a little breakable. He can limp around well enough, but don't ask him to run or hit something ~~unless EDI or the Commander are in danger~~. If you respect his skills as haxxor pil0t, he's pretty chill, albeit a little snarky. He's pretty easy to get along with.

If it helps, the description I gave on his intro: 'He lives in a chair, his best friend is a big glowing ball, and he looks up porn when he thinks nobody's looking.'

Current Situation: Stuck in a bed. His arrival broke a good number of his bones, and he only recently got permission to get up every once in a while. He's bored out of his mind, no fricking kidding.

What kind of CR are you looking for?: Anything, but especially... hmm, I dunno. He's already got Commander Shepard, so he doesn't need anyone to boss him around. OTHER!SHEP, they should talk more. FEFERI, I'm good for that log whenever. ZAEED, he does expect that drink you promised. EDI, get the fuck out of his porn. Don't even try to act innocent. Other than that:

He's kinda working his way through the trolls, so if you've got one of those it'd be fun to have them at least meet.

Any fellow helmsmen or just starship nerds in general would be met with enthusiasm for sure. Especially if you can build one. A select few skilled engineers might get a ticket off Sacrosanct (or so they think) if they help Joker and the Commander.

But really, pretty much anyone. We could work something out.

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does SHODAN have any interest in experimenting on weird bird ghosts

Joker here's like 2...6? Yeah, 26-ish, so that's closer to 30 than 13 is if my math is correct. And he's kinda-sorta a troll in the 'trolls people' sense, but not as bad as some people.

Also, if Joker tried to fight he'd break, which totally counteracts Bro's Training from Hell.

Also-also, Bro owes him for all that animal porn. Or puppet porn or whatever it was.

BABY YOU KNOW I WANNA BE YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Especially because he's a partial game construct, she'd have an EXTREME interest in him. Things like:

- Can he be reprogrammed? Can his code be overwritten?
- How the hell is he being projected, anyway?
- Can this effect be duplicated, ie, could she build her own creepy solid ghost body to interact with things?

DERP WELL sollux is kind of adopted into shep's crew so he can. probably come around. say hello. etc. if you want. C:

/NUZZLEs

You are at the TOP OF THE LIST man. I am waiting for the mods to get back to me on it, but the plot IS indeed in the workings :3 I have a fairly good idea on how it's going to go down, and you are her special subject. GLaDOS can't have you no she can't, and if any of the other AIs try to take Sollux they WILL get it from her. SOLLUX IS HERS. Her precious.

I AM AWARE THIS IS A WEIRD PLACE TO ASK but wait what happened to john

anyway yeah uh dave and i have plans for awkward coolkid bro tiemz between our dudes so i assume davesprite would be welcome to come in on that if you want

Oooh yes

I honestly have no idea what she could find out from him because how the fuck does that crazy game work anyway, it's probably at least partially magic.

BUT I would love to have her messing with his programming because that would be so horrifying to him and there can never be enough trauma. NEVER

/is horrible

ALSO actually it might be cool because Davesprite getting messed up like that would give Bro extra motivation to get him that human body?

For sure. |D That would be excellent. If he's allowed in the Shephouse, he's free to just randomly trip over Joker's room sometime, otherwise we can work something else out.

he'd probably love to meet EDI too! and yeah, he's freely allowed access to the shephouse, so we can have him ~happen along~ whenever you would like. and he can lisp at Joker for a while.

fuck yeaaaah

HMM. Well, what kind of reprogramming do you want done to him? I am up for all the things.

Well our John player has been on hiatus for a really long time and it's not entirely clear when/if he's coming back. And Davesprite hasn't heard anything from John since arriving here. Which was a month ago. :/ So he'll be assuming the worst and blaming Vriska.

Of course all that would be made incredibly hilarious if John does show up and go "Oh, hi guys, so what've you been up to while I was watching a Nic Cage marathon?"

Also I love awkward coolkid bro times :D

Welp, nobody knows it was Bro who made the pr0nz (except the Daves, really, because they know Bro) as he did it anonymously

but I guess Bro still owes him or something

and yeah

so shit lets' be bros

I threw a post up yesterday or maybe the day before, if you want to actionthread that a little late, otherwise you can hop in on his next one, which will probably be way too soon for kosher posting etiquette but oh well.

Anonymous or no, he left scar tissue on Joker's brain. >_>

but I second the 'shit let's be bros'. So how's this gonna happen?

:|a

...
I have no idea :\

let's just say that the next time one of us notices the other has an open post, we find some way to jump it. Deal?

Character Name/Fandom: Zombie / Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name
A little about the character: Quiet, amnesiac dead guy
Current Situation Missing Hanna. Not sure what to do with himself without Hanna.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: SOMETHING, ANYTHING TO GET HIM OUT AND ABOUT AND OUT OF HIS STUPID "BOO HOO WHERES HANNA WAT DO" FUNK ARGHL. Zombie's not a very active character, he needs shit to push him into doing stuff. I may have to drop him because I just. Cannot think of plot to have with him now that Hanna's gone.

Before Hanna dropped, we were going to have a small thing with him getting an item from Hanna's previous game that'd let him pass as human which would have given me some shit to do with him, but now I'm like WAT DO :\

help

Deal. :3

I would, but he was busy all day on the date of that post; he was doing a job on the weather control (since I figured I should get that done) and then went to help rescue Terezi. BUT definitely he will bug Joker on the next one!!

HMMMMMMM. :|a

Well, one thing I've been thinking about is taking away his control over the sprite programming?
Davesprite: dave we have to return to The Medium so you can advance on your quest to solve The Ultimate Riddle

Something like that could seriously freak Davesprite out. Buuuut now that I wrote that bit there, I feel like it's not really horrible enough and could easily get more funny than disturbing. So. I guess I'll have to meditate on it some more.

Of course, if you have cool ideas you want to do, I'm very much up for it.

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