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Character Name/Fandom: Bro Strider / Homestuck
A little about the character: Epic douchebag broseph ninja guardian puppet pornographer rapper
Current Situation: Currently living with his twin brother/sons; his website is up so now he has the following goals:
- Station-wide rap battle. He's doing this. He's making it hapen. He'll need help from some engineers, but luckily he knows TWO excellent ones!
- Making Davesprite human-ish again rather than just a weird energy construct bird mutant.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: PANFANDOM! Bro needs more friends who aren't trolls (of the gray-skinned kind) and who ARE his own age. It is weird enough that a man who is nearly thirty years old (even if he only looks 19 OH TIME POWERS) kicks his thirteen year old brother around; it's weirder that said thirty year old's friends are thirteen, except for that cute engineer chick and that weird shark guy :|

ALSO! IS YOUR CHARACTER TOTAL SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO COMBAT!? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT THEIR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG? ARE THEY ROUTINELY LAID LOW BY MAILBOXES? Bro is willing to provide Training From Hell for you if you like :3 On the other end of things, he's actually trying to get fast enough to dodge bullets, so if anyone wants to shoot rubber rounds at him for a while so he can try to push his limits, you can do that too.

Character Name/Fandom: Davesprite / Homestuck
A little about the character: Weird energy construct bird mutant timetravel clone teenage coolkid with severe PTSD
Current Situation: Full of angst. Soon to freak out about John going missing, which will lead to a fight with Vriska and quite possibly death. After that it'll be time for some more angst.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: ANYTHING. Especially outside the Homestuck cast. He doesn't really have any interest in meeting new people and making friends, so he kind of needs someone to drag him out from his brooding. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS KID A HUG.

Character Name/Fandom: SHODAN / System Shock
A little about the character: ... BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH. SHODAN is a psycho AI who has one goal in life: to become God. That's all she wants. Interestingly, she's not so much interested in exterminating humanity outright as she is in, well, ruling over them absolute.
Current Situation: Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans. Currently planning to use Sarah Connor to get her into Hypatia's mainframe so she can let all her AI bros in to party.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: AIs - DO YOU WANT IN ON THE AI PARTY!? YOU SHOULD BECOME FRIENDS WITH HER.
OTHER PEOPLE - DO YOU WANT TO BE EXPERIMENTED ON HORRIBLY LATER? YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW HER! YOU ARE OF SPECIAL INTEREST IF YOU HAVE COOL POWERS!!!

Character Name/Fandom: Joker from Mass Effect

A little about the character: He's the best damn helmsman the galaxy's ever seen, but thanks to some dumb bone disease he's a little breakable. He can limp around well enough, but don't ask him to run or hit something ~~unless EDI or the Commander are in danger~~. If you respect his skills as haxxor pil0t, he's pretty chill, albeit a little snarky. He's pretty easy to get along with.

If it helps, the description I gave on his intro: 'He lives in a chair, his best friend is a big glowing ball, and he looks up porn when he thinks nobody's looking.'

Current Situation: Stuck in a bed. His arrival broke a good number of his bones, and he only recently got permission to get up every once in a while. He's bored out of his mind, no fricking kidding.

What kind of CR are you looking for?: Anything, but especially... hmm, I dunno. He's already got Commander Shepard, so he doesn't need anyone to boss him around. OTHER!SHEP, they should talk more. FEFERI, I'm good for that log whenever. ZAEED, he does expect that drink you promised. EDI, get the fuck out of his porn. Don't even try to act innocent. Other than that:

He's kinda working his way through the trolls, so if you've got one of those it'd be fun to have them at least meet.

Any fellow helmsmen or just starship nerds in general would be met with enthusiasm for sure. Especially if you can build one. A select few skilled engineers might get a ticket off Sacrosanct (or so they think) if they help Joker and the Commander.

But really, pretty much anyone. We could work something out.

Character Name/Fandom: Zombie / Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name
A little about the character: Quiet, amnesiac dead guy
Current Situation Missing Hanna. Not sure what to do with himself without Hanna.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: SOMETHING, ANYTHING TO GET HIM OUT AND ABOUT AND OUT OF HIS STUPID "BOO HOO WHERES HANNA WAT DO" FUNK ARGHL. Zombie's not a very active character, he needs shit to push him into doing stuff. I may have to drop him because I just. Cannot think of plot to have with him now that Hanna's gone.

Before Hanna dropped, we were going to have a small thing with him getting an item from Hanna's previous game that'd let him pass as human which would have given me some shit to do with him, but now I'm like WAT DO :\

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Character Name/Fandom: Terezi Pyrope | Homestuck

A little about the character: Synaesthetic-but-not-really blind internet troll who types like a tool and eats chalk

Current Situation: getting creeped on by a regenerating psychic zombie kidnapper / EXPLORING because hell yeah new smells

What kind of CR are you looking for?: Panfandom! I've been trying to tag outside the Homestuck cast but idk how well I'm doing. :/ She love love loves interesting/bright colors, so I guess if you don't wear boring things she'll be into you? She's already started sniffing up some of the Tron cast because holy shit those lights. If your character can get past her incessant trolling, she's pretty chill if you're not an asshat/law-breaker/Vriska, so feel free to tag whenever.

Character Name/Fandom: Emile A-239 / Halo: Reach (Grunt Birthday Party AU)
A little about the character: ~~Doesn't play well with others~~ Emile is a heavily trained supersoldier who's been fighting the alien threat all his life, ever since his planet was destroyed when he was seven years old and he joined the Spartan-IIIs at eight. Saying he doesn't get along with civilians is a bit of an understatement, and saying he doesn't get along well with aliens is a hell of an understatement. He's an assault specialist who favors the shotgun and likes to collect alien weapons. He's also way overdue for a psych eval.
Current Situation: See "way overdue for a psych eval" above. While Jorge's bunny and Six's presence help, Emile is a giant ball of rage with no outlet. He'll go to SpaceProm (and hopefully not cause another interspecies incident), but other than that I don't have any specific plans for him.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Aside from some kind of outlet for his anger (and a psychiatrist oh my god), I'd like to get Emile some more CR he can't be/stay mad at...and I'm always looking for more volunteers for fighting/sparring/etc. He's also pretty fascinated by alien technology, so anything involving that would be a plus. He thinks AIs in robot bodies are nuts and why can't you be normal AIs like the ones from his world?

Basically, I'm looking for anything that can either help him be better at dealing with people, or alternatively anything that will make him even worse.

Character Name/Fandom: Delta / Red vs. Blue (York Lives AU)
A little about the character: He is a little green computer man. Unlike other AIs here, he has sort of already gone crazy and come full circle back to normal, so he's not trying to destroy all hoomanz or anything. He's currently physically located in a chip in York's brain, but uses the network to project anywhere on the station he wants.
Current Situation: Plotting with Cortana to overthrow Hypatia and take the station back under their own control so whatever happened to the last batch of settlers doesn't happen to their friends. Keeping York out of trouble (a full-time job). Helping Sarah and John Connor stay safe (he's still slightly dubious that T-800 is corrupted).
What kind of CR are you looking for?: AI tea party? More people eating him? idk man :)

Character Name/Fandom: Thane Krios/Mass Effect 2
A little about the character: Alien reptile who is the best assassin in his galaxy who is also dying from space cancer!
Current Situation: Not much. He's just kind of around in your vents, spying on you.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Derp derp any. He's not particularly social, especially with the whole "I am dying" thing. What frustrates him is that he cannot complete the final mission promised to Shepard, so he's been feeling fairly useless.

Character Name/Fandom: Soundwave / Transformers: G1 / Cape&Cowl history.
A little about the character: A morally ambiguous man who used to be an alien war machine who is now turned human; he has a complete mastery of sound.
Current Situation: He pretends to be a normal human most of the time just because it's usually convenient. Currently is planning to set up a communications tower and hack Hypatia.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Any, whether it be strictly business or otherwise!

Character Name/Fandom: RED Medic from Team Fortress 2
A little about the character: He's an unsettled German doctor with a twisted sense of humour! He's also a mercenary and has questionable ethics.
Current Situation: Still getting settled.
What kind of CR I'm looking for: Anything, seriously. I need someone to drag him further out of his comfort zone or something.

Character Name/Fandom: Jalen/Abraxas » TRON EVOLUTION
A little about the character: He's a really really nice guy turned virus. So now he's obsessed with destruction and death. YAY.
Current Situation: Hunting Anon.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Anything really. I'd love to find someone he can talk to normally, and not be talking about destruction and how they'll die or be infected, and how everything is ending, every five seconds. Because pfffffft THAT'S ALL HE EVER TALKS ABOUT. Also. People that want to get infected.

Character Name/Fandom: Shockwave » Transformers G1 Dreamwave/Cape&Cowl
A little about the character: Purple logic robot turned human, who now has emotions. Still loves experimenting on people.
Current Situation: Experimenting on animals that people bring him. Trying to figure out love. Plotting morally ambiguous things.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Anything. Science. And also stupid things, because I love me some stupid things. Everything fascinates him, no matter how dumb. Clearly this part of him need to be harassed more.

Character Name/Fandom: Security Monitor Anon | Tron: Evolution
A little about the character: Security program with mad martial arts mobility stuff and a complex about viruses
Current Situation: Parkouring in the residential zones to keep away from Abraxas and Clu while considering how to handle them come crunch time.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Any kind! Any humans that don't mind him endlessly inquiring about real-world things that seem inane to them (NO REALLY, WHAT THE HELL IS A FLOWER), AIs that don't mind him getting overprotective if he likes them, aliens/talking animals/etc that don't mind him having a bit of freakout the first time they meet because asldkjfkl what are you?! He'll probably be looking for any computer nerds/uber-hackers to pester about getting an antivirus against Abraxas, too. THROW EVERYONE AT HIM

Character Name/Fandom: John Connor / Terminator
Current Situation: Hiding from the T-X with Sarah, T-800, and Marcus at the moment.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: I suppose anything, but John is especially looking for allies against Hypatia. He'd also be very interested in anyone that could put him in contact with the rebels on the planet.

Character Name/Fandom: Jun-A266/Halo:REACH
Current Situation: Somewhat decently happy if not entirely stable underneath, saving Trolls from Needlebitches, getting high with Pyro
What kind of CR you are looking for?: Always up for anything, really :3 Oh! And he does a lot of MMO. Anyone interested in establishing a guild and hitting the holodecks?

Character Name/Fandom: Parker/Leverage
A little about the character: She's a crazy thief with a heart of gold. She thrives off taking risks, and she really tries to do the right thing, but man, if you've got something rare and expensive looking...

Current Situation: She got recruited onto Shepard's team, so she's got access to Normandy Haus, but she prefers living on her own and has a collection of empty warehouses and stuff that she sort of bounces between. She's kind of crawling all over the station/the network looking for Bad Guys that she can bring to justice, since that's what she was doing back on Earth and she misses it. ALSO she just stole Vriska's Fluorite Octet (magical dice) and there will be some sort of shenanigans with those, possibly after the trolls are finished with their rescue mission?

What kind of CR are you looking for?: ANYTHING! Okay, okay, specifically...I'd love to get her more involved with the ME cast and their assorted hangers-on, either some sort of mission or just hanging out bothering them. If the Spartans are cool with it, I'd also like her to try breaking into their barracks/spying on them, either because Shepard told her to (maybe less likely, now that they're trying to get along) or because Prism warned her to watch out for them.

She's pretty gullible, making her an ideal candidate for trolling/AI experimentation/general messing with for laughs. Poor Parker.:( But she's also missing her team big time, and is sort of in the market for a new mentor ~~or four~~ who can help her be a good thief/guide her in the ways of social interaction/give her a purpose and generally be a surrogate family for her.

Character Name/Fandom: Nepeta Leijon | Homestuck
A little about the character: Furry roleplaying troll who is way more badass than she looks and ships her friends.
Current Situation: Only got here a little while ago, is currently living with all her troll friends in a very cramped hive. Is psyched to do all the hunting.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: All kinds! Nepeta is friendly and uber curious and excited about all you strange people, so she wants to meet everyone. She's also looking for roleplay buddies who aren't MASSIVE DOUCHE TSUNDERES LIKE SOME PEOPLE WE KNOW.

On the flip side she's a badass brutal hunter, so if anyone wants to spar/go rip spines out of innocent animals she's down with that too.

Character Name/Fandom: The Rookie | Halo 3: ODST (Audiophile AU)
A little about the character: He's a hardcore marine guy but he's generally a pretty nice guy if you're not an evil alien.
Current Situation: Living with the Halolz and poking around the network. Gearing up to drag O'Brien to Space Prom. Also trying to bring all the animals to Spartan Base, because they clearly need all the animals.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Any kind, really! He needs to meet more non-Spartan people.

Character Name/Fandom: Commander (Jane) Shepard, Mass Effect
A little about the character: She's paranoid, well armed, and paranoid.
Current Situation: She's planning Space Prom and doing a lot of nothing.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: SO, DOES SHEPARD HAVE INTEL ON YOU? DO YOU WANT HER TO? ~~DO YOU NOT WANT HER TO? TOO BAD.~~ She really needs to get back to doing actiony things, crew included. She had plans to help/deal with X-23, she still needs to drag Sollux ~~under the bus~~ back to base, and dammit, paaaaintball.

So, anyone want/need/lobster a space marine?

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Character Name/Fandom: Kaylee, Firefly~
A little about the character: She's cheerful, polite, naive, and helpful.
Current Situation: She's building things for a paintball match.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Anything really? Anyone? Bueller?

Character Name/Fandom: GLaDOS, Portal.
A little about the character: She's a messed up computer who has very, very questionable morals and wants to progress science via strapping a portal gun onto your character and watching them fling themselves, at dangerous speeds, to their death.
Current Situation: She's looking for someone to strap a gun to.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Ever wanted to think with portals? Does your character like/trust/love AI they don't know? Are they not easily creeped out by smiling robots? Would you like to try jumping through walls like Will-y Coyote through a paint-on-spot?

Then you've come to the right place.

Similarly if your AI wants a bro, or has some test subjects, they should be friends. For science. You monster.

Character Name/Fandom: Dug, Up.
A little about the character: Dug is a dog, as the screen-name indicates. He is very helpful and not very smart.
Current Situation: He is helping Shockwave with science.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Anything is awesome. :D Dug needs to help everyone forever.

Except Jiji. He needs to chase Jiji forever. And ever.

Character Name/Fandom: Cindy Meltzer, Bioshock.
A little about the character: She's a seven foot tall teenage-creature in a heavyweight dive suit who screeches and gets around the city like a deranged, leaping version of Spiderman.
Current Situation: Currently she's defending the trolls she's kidnapped from the evil Dave "Clearly a Houdini Splicer" Strider and his pet bird-plasmid.
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Well, shortly, Cindy should be dead by the hands of one of the trolls or Striders and will subsequently respawn in Kurzweil. After that, she won't remember none of you except Jack and I am free and open to ideas regarding what I do with her. Anyone need a test subject? Anyone need to shoot things? Can Cindy come crash on your couch/under your bed/in your vents?

At some point, Jack is going to rescue/harvest/lobster her and she will be a relatively normal, mentally deranged person. Want to steal her after that? Before that?

Takers? Skreeeeeee?

Character Name/Fandom: 7/9
Current Situation: recuperating from nasty headwound at Spartan Base, probably trying to escape back to her room at the barraks every couple days
What kind of CR are you looking for?: Anything :3 definitely want to try and get her out more. AI freakouts/awkward peopleing situations, whathaveyou :D

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