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singularityderp2011-02-07 02:35 pm
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RELEASE THE EVIL
Kink Meme 2.0
Same rules as last time.
post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!
- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!
Same rules as last time.
post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!
- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-08 02:09 am (UTC)(link)EveryoneYOUR CHOICEJack loves to help.
...With his mouth.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M BOTHERING WITH ANONYMOUS IT'S GOING TO BE OBVIOUS ANYWAY
(Anonymous) 2011-02-08 03:29 am (UTC)(link)"N-No," the orange juicer protested, "P-Please Jack. I-- I'm not meant to be used like this."
Jack just flashed a toothy grin, slicing the lemon in half with katana.
"Oh?" he practically giggled, "Should I go get a lime instead? Perhaps you might like that more."
The juicer sobbed, "P-Please! A-Anything b-but a l-lime! T-That would be so OOC!"
The prototyped archagent leaned in and gently flicked his tongue against the juicer. He couldn't decide what he enjoyed more. The sticky sweet pulp or the pure terror that he had subjugated the juicer to. His tongue continued to explore the juicer. Jack suppressed a moan, trying not to enjoy himself too much. Finally finished, he stood upright, towering over his prey.
"Fuck you," he growled, "I do wjahyt I want."
And with that, he slammed the lemon half down on the juicer and started twisted viciously. The juicer moaned, but not out of pain. If the orange juicer had eyes, they would have widened in shock at the revelation.
He was actually enjoying this.
dsfkjdshfk ahahahhaha ok I'm done here
op
(Anonymous) 2011-02-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)but I lol'd anyways???Re: op
(Anonymous) 2011-02-08 03:35 am (UTC)(link)Re: op
(Anonymous) 2011-02-08 03:36 am (UTC)(link)i will make it worth your whileRe: op
Re: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M BOTHERING WITH ANONYMOUS IT'S GOING TO BE OBVIOUS ANYWAY
JUICER WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE YOU
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