RELEASE THE EVIL

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Kink Meme 2.0

Same rules as last time.

post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!

- one request per comment!
- if you make a request, please try and fill one too!
- have fun!
- chat is full of terrible people!

Comments

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M BOTHERING WITH ANONYMOUS IT'S GOING TO BE OBVIOUS ANYWAY

[(Anonymous)]

The juicer groaned, thick pulp splattered all over his smooth curves. He had never experienced anything quite like that. Jack tossed the used orange over his shoulder with disdain. He wasn't through just yet. There was a flash of green, and suddenly he was holding a lemon.

"N-No," the orange juicer protested, "P-Please Jack. I-- I'm not meant to be used like this."

Jack just flashed a toothy grin, slicing the lemon in half with katana.

"Oh?" he practically giggled, "Should I go get a lime instead? Perhaps you might like that more."

The juicer sobbed, "P-Please! A-Anything b-but a l-lime! T-That would be so OOC!"

The prototyped archagent leaned in and gently flicked his tongue against the juicer. He couldn't decide what he enjoyed more. The sticky sweet pulp or the pure terror that he had subjugated the juicer to. His tongue continued to explore the juicer. Jack suppressed a moan, trying not to enjoy himself too much. Finally finished, he stood upright, towering over his prey.

"Fuck you," he growled, "I do wjahyt I want."

And with that, he slammed the lemon half down on the juicer and started twisted viciously. The juicer moaned, but not out of pain. If the orange juicer had eyes, they would have widened in shock at the revelation.

He was actually enjoying this.

dsfkjdshfk ahahahhaha ok I'm done here

op

[(Anonymous)]

LMFAO w-wrong Jack...

but I lol'd anyways???

Re: op

[(Anonymous)]

I am now tempted to fill out the Bro/Jack prompt with Bioshock Jack....

Re: op

[(Anonymous)]

oh god please do

i will make it worth your while

Re: op

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

oh my god do it

Re: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M BOTHERING WITH ANONYMOUS IT'S GOING TO BE OBVIOUS ANYWAY

[barkstabbark]

GDIT

JUICER WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE YOU

(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻

/SHAKING AND CRYING

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Sorry guys, kink meme over

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