Someone had to do it, amirite

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

HEY GUYS guess what time it is?

It's time for a...

♥ Valentines Meme! ♥

...IN SPACE! OH MY.

♥ Comment with your character. ♥
♥ Respond IC to other people's threads and send them valentines (anonymously or otherwise). ♥
♥ Cry deeply when you don't get any in return and you realise that you will spend the rest of your spacelife alone eating ice-cream in the dark. ♥
♥ YAY, VALENTIIIIIIIINES~ ♥

I believe it goes without saying that trolling, badly impersonating other characters and generally being as hideous as possible is highly encouraged. :D

Comments

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[whistlesatengineers]

[Rookie knows you don't know those horrible Covie bastards, but he sends you an anonymous valentine with one anyway.]

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[There's just a gigantic case of this (http://oi53.tinypic.com/rclk0l.jpg) outside of Hardison's room in the barracks. And I mean like 108 bottles gigantic. There's no note, though. Whoever it is isn't owning up.]

[chozobloodrites.livejournal.com]

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Trollentines (http://i51.tinypic.com/spcjtj.png) are the BEST valentines, Tholluckth.

THE BEST. ::::D]

[cuttlefishcull.livejournal.com]

[Sollux doesn't get a card, what Sollux gets is a certain sea dweller trying to sneak up behind him when he's probably at his computer, one who swoops in and attacks. Get off your jellyfish legs and kiss that girl back!

Truly he never had a chance against this most vicious of Valentine's Day gestures.]

Happy Valentine's Day.

[ ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[circuitry]

[so apparently Dave got her a card! obviously this means she needs to send one back]

http://tinyurl.com/NOTP41LD4Y

[why Hallmark hasn't snapped her up and hired her immediately is an utter mystery, though it may have to do with human civilization as we know it being destroyed in a meteoric apocalypse and also the fact she's a blind alien who can't draw for shit]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ ...

...

it's fucking beautiful he'll cherish it forever ]

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ at some point in the day, Dave gets a ping. it takes the form of a holographically projected envelope above his wearable saying "two the annoyiing coolkiid"; upon "touching" the seal it opens to reveal a message oddly simple considering the coding effort expended. ]

tagging you first because i need to wait until i have my mouse to actually make valentines B]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Dave stares at the message for a few moments, completely at a loss. Is this part of their quadrant bullshit? Is that what this is?

So after a bit more staring, he quickly types a response and sends it. ]

/shhhhh

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

()

/I SEE YOU

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

[And this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/3196195638/) picture is sent to Dillinger's inbox--anonymously, of course, although it doesn't take a genius to figure out who it's really from.

You're not worth the time it'd take to make that by hand... but you're worth ten seconds on the station's equivalent of Google! Congratulations.]

/SHH I SAID

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

[ Ping! You've got return mail (http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/cfd2d33b3923446234f1418449a1c5f1.png). ]

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

KINDA NSFW.

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

[ If Sam deigns to dive into his terminal shell today, he'll find not one, but four (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/hunky/hunky01.txt) buff (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/hunky/hunky02.txt) young (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/hunky/hunky03.txt) ASCII (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/hunky/hunky08.txt) men from the sacrosanct equivalent of Google, prefixed with:

                             MMM88&&&,
       ,MMM8&&&.              `'MMM88&&&,
      MMMMM88&&&&                'MMM88&&&,
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                 'MMM88&&&,
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                   'MMM88&&&
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                    'MMM88&&&
      MMMMM88&&&&                       MMM88&&&
       'MMM8&&&'     MMMM888&&&&         'MM88&&&
                     MMMM88&&&&&          MM88&&&
                     MMMM88&&&&&          MM88&&&
       ,MMM8&&&.                          MM88&&&
      MMMMM88&&&&                        ,MM88&&&
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                      MMM88&&&'
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                     MMM88&&&'
     MMMMM88&&&&&&                   MMM88&&&'
      MMMMM88&&&&                  MMM88&&&'
       'MMM8&&&'                MMM88&&&'
                             MMM88&&&'

Enjoy, Sam. No, really. Enjoy. ]

... just kinda?

[smellslikejail.livejournal.com]

[Aw, Sam feels so very special. So special, in fact, that he bothers to fill out this handy memo form (http://i53.tinypic.com/jt2ovn.jpg) just for Ed.

He also may or may not be going through and boosting all of the security on his wearable.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[Bring it on, weird User ritual.]

[recompiling]

[So I hear that people kill flowers to give to each other for this... but I don't like the Garden districts and that seems kind of cruel anyway :\
Have an alternative?]

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

♥♥♥♥♥♥

[(Anonymous)]

~<3

wow reverse account fail that's awesome

[mymothersshadow.livejournal.com]