UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

[Pyro is a deer again. And OH BOY IS HE FROLICKING. He freezes when he sees the dog because he hates dogs as a human and he is a teeny animal and what is this.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Vaultie stares at Pyro with his big wide head, smiling a big wide grin, tongue lolling out.

He wants. To eat him. But he refrains, bounding over.]

Hello! Who are you?

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Thank god you talk. [But my, what big teeth you have... DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS FOREVER.]

I'm Pyro. Did you recently go through a teleporter? [Hoof-waggle]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Yeah I've. I've always talked. I mean, since I was taught to talk, I've talked, which has been since I was around two, I think.

Oh. Oh yeah, I did! I guess you did too. [He moves forward and sniffs all around. NOSE IN EAR SNUFFHRGLGNRJ] Did you pick being a deer?

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

[Frozen... frozen.... froze- OH GOD COLD NOSE. ABORT. Pyro springs away, thin little limbs carrying that fat little body away all at once.]

Pick? No sir I did not. [Because seriously, who would pick a fawn?]

Wait-- did you?

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

No. But I was wondering if anybody else did.

[He follows Pyro, snuffling a bit more until he sneezes. In his direction. Snot flies everywhere.] What are you? A tiny horse?

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

In my experience, nobody gets to choose.

[Snot. In his face. His ears spazz out like a couple of first time ecstasy users on a dance floor. And then he sneezes back.]

I'm a deer.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[They could probably just sneeze back and forth at each other like some sort of sneeze party forever.]

What can deers do? Can you run fast? Climb? Fight things?