UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Vaultie is now a dog; a pitbull, to be exact, all black with a white marking over his face that looks sort of like his helmet. The toughest yet derpiest and neediest of all dogs. He didn't really question waking up as a dog. He's just sniffing around and going with it.]

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

[Pyro is a deer again. And OH BOY IS HE FROLICKING. He freezes when he sees the dog because he hates dogs as a human and he is a teeny animal and what is this.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Vaultie stares at Pyro with his big wide head, smiling a big wide grin, tongue lolling out.

He wants. To eat him. But he refrains, bounding over.]

Hello! Who are you?

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Thank god you talk. [But my, what big teeth you have... DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS FOREVER.]

I'm Pyro. Did you recently go through a teleporter? [Hoof-waggle]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Yeah I've. I've always talked. I mean, since I was taught to talk, I've talked, which has been since I was around two, I think.

Oh. Oh yeah, I did! I guess you did too. [He moves forward and sniffs all around. NOSE IN EAR SNUFFHRGLGNRJ] Did you pick being a deer?

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

[Frozen... frozen.... froze- OH GOD COLD NOSE. ABORT. Pyro springs away, thin little limbs carrying that fat little body away all at once.]

Pick? No sir I did not. [Because seriously, who would pick a fawn?]

Wait-- did you?

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

No. But I was wondering if anybody else did.

[He follows Pyro, snuffling a bit more until he sneezes. In his direction. Snot flies everywhere.] What are you? A tiny horse?

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

In my experience, nobody gets to choose.

[Snot. In his face. His ears spazz out like a couple of first time ecstasy users on a dance floor. And then he sneezes back.]

I'm a deer.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[They could probably just sneeze back and forth at each other like some sort of sneeze party forever.]

What can deers do? Can you run fast? Climb? Fight things?

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a satin bowerbird hopping closer to you with a brightly yellow and black frog nearby.]Hi.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Looks at both. And then licks both.

To frog:] What are you? And-- who are you?-- Wait!

[Sniiiiiff] I remember. I met. You two before?

[edgeoflucidity]

[The frog jumps backward when he noticed the dog trying to lick him. Epsilon is just giggling.] Stop. I'm not safe to lick, unless you want to die.

And I don't know.

Hi. I'm Epsilon. He's Washington.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

[Huh his tongue is starting to feel a little numb... OH WELL.]

Yes. I think I remember you two. The armored guy and uh. His little green man... slave. Pet. Friend.

[edgeoflucidity]

You know Delta. I'm blue normally.

And Epsilon is a partner. Definitely not a pet.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Right. But he uh. He's a tiny guy who always sticks by you no matter what.

[Which is weird but maybe he's just a companion? That might be it. Vaultie's had companions before. Wow okay his tongue is really feeling numb. He licks his chops and-- oh okay those are starting to feel numb too.]

You're. Frog? Right? What was. What are you made of.

[edgeoflucidity]

He lives on a chip in my head when I'm human.

Yes, I'm a frog. Made of flesh and bone like a normal frog. A poisonous one.