UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[How cute, she's like a little cub.]

I'll stick my nose wherever I damn well please.

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Little cub my tail, you big dumb oaf.]

Get it any closer I'll pierce it for you. [Standing her ground]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He yawns in a deliberate tooth display.]

Big talk from a little cat.

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

You want talk? I'll give you talk!

[Challenge accepted. Pouncing on your face now. She may be little but she's got all the supple strength and reaction of an adult]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He may not have his Spartan reflexes, but what's a jaguar who can't fight?

He stands up from his resting position as she pounces so she'll miss and lets out a mighty roar.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[UNPHASED, droping to a fluid tumble and redirecting her momentum to spring off a wall and back at him, responding with a slightly less loud but decidedly equally fierce grating growl]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He grins a toothy grin and bats at her, claws extended. He instinctively begins to tense for a spring of his own, if he can get the timing right--Emile knows he can crush her with his weight if she insists on fighting.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[She fluidly avoids the bat by dropping to a roll beneath his paw, grabbing purchase in the dirt with hooked claws and letting her rear snap to the side behind her. With a sharp, fierce snarl she'll spring up, nipping at the closes available expanse of skin]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He'll leap back at her, then, and he doesn't seem to be bothered if it means a few bitemarks on his underbelly. Landing should pin her down.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[She's pinned alright, but that doesn't seem to deter her from continuing to growl and nip at whatever she can reach. She's tenacious, that's for sure.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He'll just...sit down on her and start licking a paw in a show of disinterest.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Growling in an entirely discontent fashion, back legs sticking out from under him and trying to push back to yank herself out. GDI.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Nope, he's just going to sit there for a while until, still seemingly bored, he gets up gracefully to wander off.]