This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

JORGE

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ ...Takes up half the elevator in his armor, whoops 8|;; ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

Suck in your fuckin' gut or something man, shit.

[Isn't exactly small himself.]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ He would raise an eyebrow or something if the expression wasn't totally obscured by helmet.

So he settles for turning his head and probably staring. Are you calling him fat? ]

Can't really suck in armor.

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[Maybe. I. AM.]

Could it kill you to fuckin' try?

every time I see that icon I lose my shit

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ Bitch I will sit on you. ]

Already am. [ One shoulder moves slightly in a careful shrug. ]

Looks like you'll just have to grin and bear with me for now.

just as planned, bitch

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[Spoken like a TRUE FATASS.]

Oh good. I'll even give you a girlish little giggle.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ IT'S A GLANDULAR CONDITION OKAY ]

If that's what floats your boat, knock yourself out.

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[YEAH AND I BET YOUR MA SAID YOU WERE BIG BONED TOO.]

Tee-fucking-hee. Can you budge at all? If I can reach the buttons, I can probably wire us out of here.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ AMONG OTHER THINGS ]

Duck down and move to the side a bit and I might be able to move over. [ You're no petite flower yourself, man. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[Yeah you're a fatass]

Damn it. All right, fine.

[LMAO this is so uncomfortablllle. Ducks and scoots a bit.]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ At least I'm not a bitch. ]

Thanks. [ Jorge slowly shifts over to the side away from the panel and ahah I hope you don't mind armored ass in your personal space. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[That is some SPARTAN ass. THIS IS SOMEWHAT DISCOMFORTING.]

Fuck my life... All right, let me see here.

[He tears off the panel and starts to work on it. For all the good it'll do him. THIS IS STILL REALLY AWKWARD.

And wouldn't you know it, a spider slowwwwwwly comes down from the ceiling and dangles in front of Alejandro's face to say hi!

Alejandro. Screams like a little girl and tries to back away, but Jorge is totally in the way.]

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ It takes a moment for Jorge to figure out what's freaking the guy out because really, that spider is tiny.

Good lord man, really? ]

You can't be serious.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

...Shit, what's the weight limit on this thing?

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

No idea. You see it posted anywhere? [ AHAH if they broke the elevator... ]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Nowhere.

Would explain why it ain't moving, though.

[leans back against the wall]

Could try climbing out. Can't be that hard.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ Jorge just looks at him and there is a raised eyebrow under that helmet somewhere. ]

You volunteering to climb up that shaft?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[And that gets a hell of a smirk under his.]

You think I can't handle a big shaft?

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ The straightest of helmetfaces. ]

Might be too big for you.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Easy enough when they have visors on.]

I can take it. Just gotta work on it a little.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ You know he'd have a perfect poker face even if they were off. ]

You should probably stretch first.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Don't want to be sore after, sure.

[...are they even still talking about the elevator?]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Best get on that, then. It'd look bad if you were limping around tomorrow.

[ I DUNNO MAN. Is it possible to have a conversation made completely of double entendres before the elevator starts moving? ]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

You know I can't do it without you.

[Survey says, yes.]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

I'm always happy to lend a hand.