STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[survivethesiren]

We could trade.

Really.

[featheryasshole]

wtf i dont evcen
rum sucks ok
only readon i drank it was pisate stuff
and anyway jadedidn t like it
why would i steal it whe jade didnt like it

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

nothing






much

promise you wont shout?

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[survivethesiren]

Describe them. Come on. I'm bored.

[notsoloyal]

wE do smething badlike set somethng on fiire

[gottakilldaves]

so
if you knerw any daves with pink hair and hons and shit
in this stationj
where do yoiu think theyd be
hipotheticly

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

why do you wear so msny clothes

have you SEEN the othr arjians?

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome

totally the song with the words. thats the best song ever. everyone should sing that song.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[illiterage.livejournal.com]

[ He doesn't even have to be literate to sense an incredibly well splaced double entendre there. ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[gottakilldaves]

i dont jhave a bed you fyuckiung asskolk

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[getmeagun.livejournal.com]

no

what dd you do

[featheryasshole]

im not amutant idiot
and time travel is reald or ai wouldnt be here
excpet it doesnt count her which is why im not desd
anyway point is you suck

[gottakilldaves]

idk
the fuck do they look liek

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

I AM LAYING DOWN I CANT GET WATER UNTIL THE ROOM STOPS OR ILL FALL OVER

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

gren is a nice colr really, much nicer thn yellow

[onceaniso]

w^hy _do _Y^{OU g}et ^{to h}_avea ^face ^?