STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[featheryasshole]

1/3

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

2/3

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

3/3 8888)

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

what
what are you evne talking about
why woujd i steal youre rum
stuffs sdisgustnsing

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

wtf i dont evcen
rum sucks ok
only readon i drank it was pisate stuff
and anyway jadedidn t like it
why would i steal it whe jade didnt like it

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

i woulkd toally steal you okey
<>

[gottakilldaves]

seriously wahy the fuck do uou have feathners
thats somethow moe fucking retarded than stupoid dumnb bullshit hands
fuck your wings an shit
you look fucking stupidf

[featheryasshole]

fuck you my feqatheaes are aweasmome
anayway who are you tou talkt youre suppoeseed dto br a chessguy
s howsits sposed to be
oyure the one doning it weong

[gottakilldaves]

your feathers are
stuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddd
fuck that shit
the fuck is a chess guty eveb
YOURE the ones whose doing in wrong polly
youre name is polly now
pollydave

[featheryasshole]

yeah well id like yo try to create a unvierse
excpte you wouldnt do that since youre from derse and you suck
anyway you cant do shit
and fuckyou im a crow not a parrot

[gottakilldaves]

why woiuld you even do that
just steal someone wlses universe or something
i can do all kinda of shir tou prick
anyway
youre polly now just gfucking deal with it
do you want a fucking cracker
i bet byoiu do you littlre shit

[featheryasshole]

yaeah like you would evnr now waht to do with q universe
youd jusyt break it
you bteak evetuithing
fucking jerk
and no i dont want a fucking craxker
i dont have tastebufs why woulf i want youre crakces

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

oh my god shut up bro
solux
solvbro
my dheets atre none of our business

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

shut up im not ctying
i donyt need you to be happy
i dony crty every moment youre not here

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[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

jase
jADE IS THA YOU
oh dhit capslkoc sry
anyway iu do it wirch
idk
mmagic?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

hi jade
thanks

hey jade
woudlf you like more if i wasnt duzzy
just dave

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