STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

BECAUSE TIME IS AN ILLUSION

[shipper]

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

nepetea

are you busy

[shipper]

:33 < noooooo but ime diyzzy!
:33 < so if i dontr havee to move fast im oj

k

:33 < nwhats up??

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

i think

the fuel i had was bad



i wantto do something fun but i already broke something and i think it was important

[shipper]

:33 <really? oh noe thats terriblle :33 < i have nice tastiung stuff! and ai always want to do funt hings :33 < lets purrlay

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

what are we purrlaying

[shipper]

:33 < umj
:33 < something cuet hang one let me tijnk




:33 < okive got it
:33 < well be ninja cats ok

/shot

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

how does i ninja cat

fffffffffft

[shipper]

:33 < careufurly! and in black
:33 < nd we might n33d some milk and tea
:33 , that is very impurrtant to ninja cat

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

im already black

super black

i think i know where a store is to get milk ad tea

[shipper]

:33 < omh my gohs how did oyu know we were going to purrlay this? cna ouy see hte future?? :OO
:33 < ok so we should gethte the mlik and tea nad strat ninjaing right away

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

i can shoot the future

do ninja cats shoot the future

[shipper]

:33 < i dont know i cannt shoot anything at all
:33 < we shoudl find out

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

okay ill try






there i shot i think it

[shipper]

:33 < helloooo???
:33 < are you ther enymore
:33 < oh no ninja cat rbotb car fureind come back :(((((

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[a few seconds later]




im ok

someone shot me so i shot them baxck

[shipper]

:33 < oho ok
:33 , i am gladyoure saef! my furiends shouldnt get hurt
:33 < espeically the nija ones

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

but what if i like hurt

[shipper]

:33 < thne you n33d all the hugs
:33 < ebcause thats not ok :((
:33 < not at allll

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

why not

[shipper]

:33 < becaise hurt is all sads
:33 < and blood and explosions
:33 < i dont want mt frueinds anywehre near that
:33 < the should ahve hapy instead

[featheryasshole]

npeata im sotty for stabbing you
want to have tea or something??

[shipper]

:33 < tis ok! iwas really scraed youd be mad at me or that yioud do ti again but i couldnt say that
:33 < but im nott upset or naything! nd i nefur was
:33 < we cna have tea! ive got all this tea we cna have

[featheryasshole]

i wont evter stab you ahian a rpbomesi
why werent you upset ayt me though
i dont get thsat
i gess youre just so nice
youte rwally nice

[shipper]

:33 < yaaaay no mroe stabs
:33 < i wasnt uoset because htere was onthing to be uoset about! you didnt mean to do it
:33 < and if i was being mad deosnt unstba you anyway so itys dumb
:33 < thank tou for calling me nice thoiugh! i try my best