MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

wynaut

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

for the love of god go suck jade's face

then terezi




then sollux





















then karkat










dont even bother with vriska if you really hate her that much just be like

NAH

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

I'm thicth thweepth old and what ith thith.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

sloppy makeouts

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

why are you doing thith to me bro

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

shhhhh


only makeouts now

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

oh and all your brothers

especially pinky

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Jegus, man, what the fuck.



[ ... ]

I mean, I'll do it, but you are one sick and twisted puppet ninja. Right out of one of John's animes or something. Next thing you know, you'll be getting Equius to lactate and use that to kill people or something. Not really hard or anything, since if I saw that shit I'd probably off myself too, but you know.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Kill people with it? Who the hell do you think I am? I'd bottle that shit and sell it as organic milk to rich yuppie fuckwads in penthouses and be all NO HORMONES, NO MSG, and then I'll use the money to retire.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Aight. Made that shit happen.

And dude, there are some lengths even I won't stoop to. Milking a dude who uses testicle in his trollhandle is one of them.

And have you fucking seen him? My fucking ass he's not on 'roids.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

'course he's not. It's genetic engineering dude. Technically all natural. I didn't say it wasn't from a genetically engineered dude.

And I lost my shame somewhere back in '89.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

'sides, I just made out with Vriska in the other comm. Not exactly worried about missing out on my quota here.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Of course you do. The fuck was I expecting.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

u mad

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Boy do I hate dares.

AWKWARD GLARING AT.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Stares. ]

You're seriously going to make me do this.

Fucking seriously.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

No. Okay. Fuck you, I just had to fuckin'...

[HUFFS...

And kisses.

For hate justice.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Only Dave won't let that turn into a hatekiss. Because he's leaning in, tenderly placing a hand on the back of your head, and tracing circles around your side with the other. ]

[ He ain't letting you get that pleasure, assbag. ~B| ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Whooaa whoa whoa.

THIS IS NOT HATE. WHAT IS THIS. This is somethin' a bit redder than he expected.

YOU HUMANS ARE SO BACKWARDS. WHAT.....]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Pulling away, breathing up your cheek- ]

God, you're fucking pathetic.

[ And then nibbling on the bottom of that earlobe. ]

[ For irony. ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Oh god... his breathing has been escalating.]

I w-was expectin' somethin' of a blacker persuasion, not... this.

[He'll be okay in a second. I swear.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ oh my god is eridan getting turned on by this ]

[ MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT EVEN MORE HILARIOUS. brb exhaling all that hot breath straight. onto. your. ear. ]

How the fuck do you think you're even worth hating?

[ ...yeah okay so all irony aside you might be enjoying this a little too much for comfort ]
[ LA LA LA MEME LAND ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[No why would he ever. That's ridiculous and everything is ridiculous...........]

A-aaa... I-I could note a few reasons why you'd... [FUSSING.... :|] Uh. Th-Think that.

[Trying to carry on this conversation is becoming difficult if it was not obvious.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[GLARING]

[SO]

[HARD]

Fairy Eridan. Really. You think you're so fucking hilarious. Two words for you, asshole!

 

 

 

Jack Noir.