Rabu rabu potion~

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥

1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.

2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...

3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

Comments

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ that was the most romantic headpoke + insult combo you have ever experienced in your life. who is this beautiful being of love who you are now suddenly willing to devote all your sweeps to? who is this breathtaking lovebeast of burden that you wish to pamper with carefully crafted insults and feed grubcorn to in a darkened theater? who is th--

oh fuck.

jaedri. ]

U-Uh. Um, uh. Hey. Uh.

[featheryasshole]

[Why the hell does it even work on sprites.

Oh, right. For lols.

You shall never defeat me!!!

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[No, no musicals. Musicals are banned. Unless I feel like musicalling it up, but I don't.

Goodness, why are you awkwardly robowaving back, Jack? Does this mean that he'll have to walk right up and over to him? Yeah, it certainly does.]

Hey Jack.

[gottakilldaves]

[and then everything was maximum awks]

why are you the literal worst

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[What]

[What is this feeling]

[It's sunshine]

[It's rainbows]

[It's a compulsion to MAKE OUT WITH THAT DISFIGURED STINKING HOBO WHO SHOULD BY ALL RIGHTS BE AN OMNIPOTENT DOG CHESSMAN OH MY FUCKING GOD YES]

Um. [hairtwiddle~] Hey, Jack. Hey.

[Is there eyelash-fluttering? HELL YEAH YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT GODDAMN]

hi I'm bored and also a bad person I guess??

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ Doop doop just passing by, probably in the middle of doing laundry. ]

Oh, hey Skyfire.

[featheryasshole]

[Just passing by here, doop doop. Ignoring the fishfaced douchebag.]

because i do wjayht i want

[gottakilldaves]

[just stopping and staring at her, what the fuck.]

...What the hell do you want, fairybitch?

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

[Jaedri giggles and waves a little.]

Heehee, what's wrong, Karkat? Purrbeast got your tongue?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ oh look it's that birddave. karkat will be kicking some terribly aimed dirt and maybe a rock in davesprite's general direction. take that, asshole.


this is how i welcome you back from canonupdating. ]

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

[Oh, damn, this girl is on your sweet-ass gambligant ship and is fishing over the edge WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION or paying a credit first. Are you gonna take that?]

[featheryasshole]

[oh

oh god

that dirt

it's the best dirt ever

gonna catch that rock

gonna hide it later

for fond reminiscing

But right now, it's time to make contact with that awesome dirt-kicking troll.]

Hey.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ i hate you. ]

Jack. [ THE NAME IS LIKE TROLL ANGELINA JOLIE SIGHING INTO TROLL BRAD PITT'S SHOULDER AFTER A HIGHLY EMOTIONAL SCENE THAT INVOLVED JOLIE LEARNING SELF DEFENSE AND THEN DISCOVERING SOME CRAZY FLOATING LIGHT PYRAMID. YOU FEEL A SWOON COMING ON, AND YOU ARE CERTAIN THAT, IN THE MOST ROMANTIC WAY EVER, JACK WOULD STAB YOU ON YOUR WAY TO THE GROUND. YOU ARE OVERCOME WITH SO MANY EMOTIONS, YOU ARE LOCKED IN PLACE, STARING VACANTLY. ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Hey, Eridan. I have leaderly important business shit to discuss with you.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Karkat flips him the bird (ahahah you get it!?!? BECAUSE HE IS A BIRD!?!?! hasjkdhaklhlha) before answering. ]

The sun's not even out, Strider. Your sunglasses are fucking ridiculous in this context.

[ this is a very common greeting. ]

...oh

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[what did he just call her]

[was that]

[WAS THAT A ~SPECIAL AFFECTIONATE NICKNAME~ OH GOD OH MAN HE MUST FEEL THE SAME WAY OH GOD OH MAN THIS IS SO FUCKING ROMANTIC]

Oh, I think you knoooooooow what I want, Squishy Human Jack.

[EYEBROW WIGGLE~]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Eugh, it's the Orange flavored Strider.


Oh... wait... ... ... It's the Orange flavored Strider... Eridan won't stand for him being ignored, he wanders right beside him and grins.]

Hey there, I really missed you.

eridan-kun desu, you make my kokoro go dokidoki

[gottakilldaves]

[He's just going to keep staring in mixed shock/horror/awe, because 1) he is suddenly in love with Eridan Ampora, and 2) he is suddenly in love with Eridan Ampora the freaky alien fish guy who is also thirteen.

His brain, realizing that a preteen is currently giving him all the boners, promptly committed suicide. There is no reason left in this wasteland of logic and decency. Only crushes on children half his age.]

...Fuck.

Kid, I am taking you out and buying you a drink. And that is all that is going to fucking happen.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Oh goodness, Karkat you're looking very handsome in this light. Taking another small sip, he just kind of smiles. Looooookin' creepy, Ampora.]

Really... Do go on, Kar'. I'm listenin'.

[Just... listen to your heavenly voice. 8)]

[dramattaqueen.livejournal.com]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

 

 

 

[yes actually because that girl is also INCREDIBLY ALLURING AND ATTRACTIVE ALL OF A SUDDEN]

Why Harleigh. It takes a brave troll to set foot on Captain Serket's ship without her express permission!

[~DRAMATIC PAUSE~]

You must be the bravest of the brave. Like. Like some kind of street-tough maverick with little-to-nothing to lose.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Yeah... [ Sorry, not even paying attention to her words at this point. Too fascinated by how the light reflects off her horns and teeth when she speaks.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh--

Wait, she asked something. ]

W-Wait, what? I, uh. Shit, what the fuck did you say again? I wasn't-- I mean, I was listening, but not to you-- No, no, fuck, fuck, fuck, that's-- I'm trying to ask--

FUCK. [ you are so terrible at this. ]

/victory

[gottakilldaves]

To get shot in the face? 'Cause you're starting to piss me off-- the fuck is wrong with your eyes? [YOU KEEP WIGGLING YOUR EYEBROWS AND SHIT, ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE?]

[featheryasshole]

[Oh crap, this is off to such a bad start.]

Is it better if I take them off?

[Oh man oh god how do you woo somebody quick think of something

oh, right

Just going to. Fluff up his feathers as much as he can. Isn't he looking handsome? Please say he's looking handsome.]