IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Watch as I lead by example, Pryope.


Dare.

[pythianjudgment]

Oh, I was hoping you would.

I dare you to hold completely still for a full minute. Starting from when you accept.

1/2

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

What?! This is completely bullshit! Easiest dare in existence! I've fucking got this. Challenge accepted!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ He goes still.

It's about ten seconds in before he realizes that this is a terrible idea. ]

[pythianjudgment]

[Probably because within five seconds, Terezi has closed the distance between them. She leans down, sniffing at his chest, then moving upwards and to the side. This is where she'd probably put a hand on the back of his neck, but he's not going anywhere, so she doesn't need to.

She just leans close, tilting her head towards that delicious vein concealed beneath his neck, and inhaling deeply. He can probably feel her breathing against his skin, but other than that, she's not touching him at all.

The minute is only half over.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ He's pretty sure she hasn't noticed, but he broke the whole "no moving thing" as soon as she got close. He grit his teeth and clenched his fists and tried to force himself to breathe as slowly as possible.

oh god oh god she is going to bite she's pretending she's some sort of rainbow drinker and she's going to bite and it was terrifying when kanaya did it but this doesn't make things any less terrifying oh god oh man oh fuck she's just breathing and it's--

SHOVE.

Karkat can't do it. He can't remain still for a minute. ]

[pythianjudgment]

[Doof! She's not even mad. She knew he wouldn't be able to do it. But she still got to smell that candy blood of his again, so that's a plus!]

Whoops, I guess you couldn't do it! Penalty time.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

That was the stupidest dare in the history of dares. Your penalty can't be worse.

[ We are not addressing the fact that he is rubbing at his neck. Nope. ]

[pythianjudgment]

Says the troll who couldn't handle it.

Do you want the penalty truth or the penalty dare?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Both.

[pythianjudgment]

You realize you're making this twice as hard on yourself. Right?

Please tell me you're not that dumb.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I'm going to fucking win this game, and there's nothing you can say or do that will stop me.

[pythianjudgment]

Fine. First penalty: Truth. Which would you rather do. Burn all of your romcoms in a giant bonfire, or be surgically modified to have transparent skin.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Easy. I can put my romcoms on a husktop. So burning them isn't a problem.

[pythianjudgment]

Nope, you have to burn the existence of them. Husktop included, if they're there.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Ouch. ]

...

[ Ouch. ]

Fuck. Fine. I could live without the romcoms. It's not like losing them would make my life anymore terrible.

[pythianjudgment]

Well, it's one thing to say that you could do it, but an entirely different matter to be able to do it!

Which leads me to your penalty dare...

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I will break your face.

[pythianjudgment]

But. I thought you were going to win this game.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

That bullshit's beyond the scopes of a fucking game. It's like your entire life goal is to see how much you can fuck me over.

[pythianjudgment]

Hey, it's not my life goal.

Dare: Make out with all the Daves. Again. Video tape it. Give it to me.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

No! Already fucking did that! You missed your chance!

[pythianjudgment]

Is that a denial I hear? Oh wait. It can't be. This is already your penalty dare. No backing out.

You're the one who asked for two penalties. Deal with it.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

You're issuing the exact same fucking dare as Vriska. Are you sure you want to go through with that?

[pythianjudgment]

Mine's different. I get footage.