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[featheryasshole]

DAS RULES
✔ Comment with a journal of a character you've thought of apping as though they are already in the game
✔ Tag around with new and old characters
✔ App all those characters
✔ ???
✔ PROFIT!
✔ This meme robbed from Ataraxion!

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[articletwelve]

[ ...You know, he really did think he was going to have a nice, peaceful walk and not be bothered by anyone, but apparently that wasn't on the menu today. It's been months since he's used his helmet radio, given the network renders it unnecessary, so when it crackles to life he almost thinks he's hearing things at first.

And then-- well, then he just wishes he was.

Wash stops dead right where he is, not realizing his own radio had turned on in order to receive the message. ]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

[gotshotgun]

[oh hey, he sort of recognises that voice. a bit. not that it matters, there's someone else here!]

This is life and death, soldier. Dire, even!

[articletwelve]

[ NOCAT.AVI ]

You. Of all the people who could show up here, why you?!

[gotshotgun]

Why not me? It's clear to me this place needs a strong, guiding hand, seeing as no one at all cares the Blues are vile, stealing devils.

[articletwelve]

The Blues aren't even here, you idiot!

[ Well. Aside from Church. And he doesn't count. ]

[gotshotgun]

--they aren't? Why should I believe you?

[articletwelve]

Look around.

[ Sup, he's coming up behind you. ]

[gotshotgun]

[well, Sarge does so, shotgun at the ready. which isn't a good thing when he sees Wash and almost shoots him]

Don't you know you're not supposed to sneak up on a superior officer?

[articletwelve]

[ It's k, bro, he's got his gun in his hand anyway, giving him an incredulous look through the helmet at that little comment. ]

You're not my superior!

[gotshotgun]

Of course I am, soldier!

[articletwelve]

[ how does he even ]

I'm not a soldier, I'm a Freelancer, and you're a simulation soldier!

[gotshotgun]

Those sound like fighting words. I'll show you simulation. Why back in academy, I was top of my class!

[articletwelve]

What academy?!

[gotshotgun]

Sargent Academy, of course!

[articletwelve]

What?

[gotshotgun]

How else did I make sergeant if I didn't go to Sargent Academy? You get hit in the head son?

fffff SORRY ABOUT THAT you can go ahead and remove him, I hit it by accident

[articletwelve]

There is no Sargent Academy! You're not even in the army!

no worries!

[gotshotgun]

What was that, soldier? Are you questioning my authority?

it just drives me crazy when it sits there, sob.

[articletwelve]

You don't have any authority!

/hugs

[gotshotgun]

Like hell I don't! Now get down and give me fifty for your insubordination!

but yeah do you mind taking it off when you get a minute? LMFAO I'M SORRY it just drives me nuts

[articletwelve]

I'm not your subordinate!

I thiiink I fixed it so here's hoping

[gotshotgun]

Says who?

looks like it! \o/ thank yoooou. now watch me hit it again by accident...........

[articletwelve]

I do!

d'aaaaw /patpat

[gotshotgun]

Well I outrank you, so what you say doesn't matter.

sob.

[articletwelve]

[ just. face in hands. ]

Sarge. Listen to me. You are a simulation soldier, in a made-up army meant for training exercises. You're not really a sergeant! You're not even a private! You just got stuck in the program!