singularityderp | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours

I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow

just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

Apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums

Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah

My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.

So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?

No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."

i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?

Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.

Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.