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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2012-02-20 01:54 am
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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

☎ comment with your character
☎ others will respond with a text from last night
☎ reply to others with a text from last night
☎ ???
☎ profit!

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doesthemath: (Tee hee)

[personal profile] doesthemath 2012-02-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
hesmypuddin: (Default)

[personal profile] hesmypuddin 2012-02-20 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
doesthemath: (Coy)

[personal profile] doesthemath 2012-02-20 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
hesmypuddin: (C'mere you piece of meat)

[personal profile] hesmypuddin 2012-02-20 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
doesthemath: (Super Pout!)

[personal profile] doesthemath 2012-02-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
hesmypuddin: (LOL)

[personal profile] hesmypuddin 2012-02-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
doesthemath: (War Torn)

[personal profile] doesthemath 2012-02-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
hesmypuddin: (Confused)

[personal profile] hesmypuddin 2012-02-20 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
doesthemath: (Flirting with robots~)

[personal profile] doesthemath 2012-02-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
hesmypuddin: (Crushed)

[personal profile] hesmypuddin 2012-02-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
doesthemath: (Not happy)

[personal profile] doesthemath 2012-02-20 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
hesmypuddin: (Harleen - Dr. Quinzel)

[personal profile] hesmypuddin 2012-02-20 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
doesthemath: (Drinking)

[personal profile] doesthemath 2012-02-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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