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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2012-02-20 01:54 am
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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

☎ comment with your character
☎ others will respond with a text from last night
☎ reply to others with a text from last night
☎ ???
☎ profit!

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fuzzyelf: (:D)

[personal profile] fuzzyelf 2012-02-20 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
articletwelve: (✜ cross it all off)

LMFAO

[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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[personal profile] fuzzyelf 2012-02-20 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
fuzzyelf: (Pushed it too much)

gdnhzafrn LMAO

[personal profile] fuzzyelf 2012-02-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
articletwelve: (✜ can't waste time)

what is this thread

[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
fuzzyelf: (:D)

The best thing ever!

[personal profile] fuzzyelf 2012-02-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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[personal profile] fuzzyelf 2012-02-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
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[personal profile] articletwelve 2012-02-20 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
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