IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[terminatenomore.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦  Post with your character.

♣  Respond to others asking for a Truth

♠  If you think they're Truth is false, call Bullshit.

♥  If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.

♦  If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.

♣  You can only lie when you're giving a Truth, because fuck you.

Comments

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Suppose it's time for a dare then.

Go kiss a stranger.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Back home, a long time ago, I discovered Teh Internets. While on Teh Internets, I stumbled upon /b/, where I in turn discovered that humans are weird motherfuckers with all kinds of seriously fucked up fetishes. I then figured that for the lulz I'd create the most hideous website I could possibly think of and see if I could get the fuckers to actually give me money for this shit.

This resulted in Plush Rump, a pay website where you can view plush muppet porn. Now, for some context - humans have all kinds of TV shows for grublings that involve cute puppets doing stupid cute things.

So take something you liked as a grub, now imagine some motherfucker does the bucket thing to pictures of that thing you love killing each other inside buckets.

That is the website I run, and people pay me money to view this stuff.

I later learned that this stuff was a really good way to freak people out, which was in turn totally hilarious. So in your case, I found a machine around here that makes custom plushies and set it to manufacture a bunch of elaborate spider puppets just for you.

Just for you. Just to tick you, personally, off. and embarrass you.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

You don't think we have better things to be doing then me asking someone out on a date?

[ T-tries to get out of it ]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Hey, man, it's all part of the ~magic~. Of the ~show~. Come on. You were the one who looked at the hologram and assumed that I really could make diamonds, instead of being a master of this space station's Adobe After Effects on acid.

Sorry.

That said, I really am a goddamn ninja and if you really wanted diamonds I could be persuaded to help you steal 'em.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[Doucheiest smirk ever.]

Take off your helmet then, stranger.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[/long stare]

...

Okay, I'm gonna call bullshit on this one.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Would you be desperate enough to go out with me?

...

Like if I were actually six solar sweeps or if you were thirteen solar sweeps or whatever.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Not at the moment.

[ you can't puss out on a dare, think of the example you're setting ]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

okay hmm

Actually fuck it let's be fashionistas instead of actually playing Truth or Dare. Gimmie fashion advice, chica.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

I'm certain I can find something.

[ you traitorssssssssssss ]

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

Negative.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

...Would you ever have wanted it?

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

You can make us all run laps after you finish your dare.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

All of you?

[ MAYBE JUST YOU. ]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

...Do I qualify as a stranger?

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

Sir, you're stalling.

[ bb he will run ~all the laps~ if he has to ]

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ HEAVY, HEAVY SIGH. ]

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

[ c: ]

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

[ oh, carter. ]

Noble has been mine since I was a young girl. This is my team.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

I'd consider you my fuckin' kismesis at best.

Maybe somethin'... No.

That's if I ever wanted to really get involved with you fuckin' humans.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ Oh. c: ]

...Alright.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmm.

Okay, the bit about kismesis I'll take as truth.

but I call bullshit on the not wantin to get involved with humans thing. If Terezi and Vriska are any indication, you trolls are totally keen for some of this pink meat.

If I had to guess I'd say Jade or Rose is what you're after.

[circuitry]

[stare]

[circuitry]

[staaaaaaaare]

How does I fashion?

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

I'm more accustomed to female body types.

However, I believe you'd be most at home in a nice blazer-esque jacket and matching slacks in a medium grey with pinstripes. Pinstripes in eggshell white. The button-down shirt would probably be the same shade of white, and the tie could be black. I can't imagine you as the sort to wear dress shoes, so black sneakers will have to do, but you'll have to lose the cap and do something with your hair.