HEADCANON??

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

So a bunch of us did a meme in Plurk concerning the bedhabits of our characters but I want to see errybody's. So I am rewriting it and tacking on a bunch of other shit because I am a curious gal like that.


BED HABITS
-routine
-clothes
-sleeping position
-quirks

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food
-Fave/least fave dranks
-Can they cook?
-Do they have all the table manners?
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here

GENERAL
-Daily routine?
-How much attention do they pay to the network?
-quirks/other

FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE ANYTHING FO SHO

Comments

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS:
-Sleeps in armor, sitting up. No, really.

SEXY HABITS:
-Likes to snuggle. Will never admit this.

EATING HABITS:
-Eats mostly: MREs
-Least favorite food: MREs
-Probably eats about three to four thousand Calories a day

GENERAL:
-Would pay more attention to the network if Carter let him
-Hobby: cleaning weapons, acquiring new weapons
-Fascinated by: ...Believe it or not, alien technology
-Needs: Psychotherapy

[alaspooryork]

Doesn't eat, sleep, or have a physical body. Boo.

GENERAL:
-Enjoys maxing out the high scores on Flash games
-Is on ur network, hacking ur posts
-Probably has the highest level MMO character currently (a level 99 Paladin)
-Only gets removed from York for showers, though he is water resistant

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

So he stays in when York gets it on? Does he catalog his performance and compare it to previous sessions? Make neat little scatterplots??

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-Curled up around his pillow
-Talks in his sleep (I know, absolutely NOBODY is surprised by this!)

SEXY HABITS
-Always Talks (doesn't necessarily have to be dirty)
-Always up for trying new things
-Quirks involve foods >.>

EATING HABITS
-Enjoys everything, even if he doesn't
-Believes he can cook. Good luck trying to convince him otherwise.
-Slurps his soup

GENERAL
-He can be a lazy bum, his room is a mess
-Reads the network like people read cereal boxes; usually only when he's eating
-devotes probably more time than is healthy on the MMO. As a chick.

[whistlesatengineers]

BED HABITS
-Sleeps in his armor, anywhere he can. Often this means sleeping on stairs/in chairs/anything that is not a bed but still stable
-He does sleep in beds, but usually in pajama pants rather than his armor

SEXY HABITS
-Epically not safe for work, but he rather enjoys this position
-He's willing to top or bottom depending on the other person
-Bicurious and not afraid of others knowing it
-Has a thing for leather and combat boots

EATING HABITS
-He can cook somewhat, since someone has to make food for the Halolz, and he isn't awful. This is good because-
-Least favorite food: MREs
-His favorite is bacon
-Also, he may not talk with his mouth full, but his elbows are always on the table. Always. And he has no problem reaching across the table to get something instead of asking politely.

GENERAL
-He keeps up pretty well with the network, since he's promised half of them that he will help them if they need/answer their silly questions about the UNSC
-His favorite activities are sleeping and patrolling, BUT
-He likes to write also, mostly fiction and mystery short stories

Shepard 1/2 Hrrr character limit, whyyyy?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS

Routine:

Normally, Shepard checks all of her messages, assembles a tiny ship, forgets to feed her fish/overfeeds her fish, and fills out about 1/4th of the paperwork Miranda has waiting for her before sleeping.

On Sacrosanct, she double checks with whoever's on rotation or going on guard rotation. Scans the network like a CB with a direct line into enemy camp, checks that her pistol has a full clip, double checks the welds on that damn vent, and possibly adjusts her shield modulation before sleeping.

Clothes:

Armor. Oh, you mean for sleeping? Armor, possibly underarmor. There were a a few brief stints where she enjoyed sleeping in some pyjamas but that proved to be a bad call, all around.

Sleeping Position:

Is Paranoid a sleeping position? Shepard can sleep in any position so long as she has her weapon on her. There's really very few situations where it isn't on her, but on those occasions, she sleeps facing the entryway.

Quirks:

Shepard sleeps in arm's reach of a gun at all times. The only two times she forewent this tradition were during her stint on Torfan (Hey, if they wanted to come out of that bunker and try to off her, she'd give them a little hope. Then she'd break their necks. Damn Batarians.) and during bootcamp (Because she was freaking out the other cadets)..

SEXY HABITS

Fave Position:

You know, Garrus has told her the word for that probably fifteen times and damn if she can ever remember it. Turian words all sound suspiciously like metal flanged German.

Any seekrits?:

Yes.

Fetishes:

Who doesn't like listening to Garrus talk, honestly? It's one of the things she misses most about regular missions, she doesn't get the thrill of hearing him announce kill-shots over the radio while she's running an adrenaline high.
ALSO HE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR!?

Quirks:

She's dating an alien vigilante who used to be a cop. I don't know if quirky is the word for that, but it's definitely something.

EATING HABITS

Fave/Least Fave Food:

Shepard's favorite food, bar nothing, is Tiramisu. Shut your face. It's desert and it's soaked in alcohol, what the hell else could you want from life?

Her least favorite food is Alliance MREs. Particularly the Italian package. If she believed in god, she'd have questioned his existance upon eating whatever that thing contained. She may not be able to boil water, but damn, that is not garlic bread.

Fave/Least Fave Drinks?:

Shepard's favorite drink is Batarian Ale. It is the only redeemable item to come off that planet. Her least favorite drink, the powdered wine substitute included in the afforementioned MRE.

Can they cook?:

AHAHAHAHA. No.

Do they have all the table manners?:

She has been known to employ all the table manners at fancy parties, but no. Shepard does not have them all. Good thing the aliens on her crew don't know better and the humans are too poilte/afraid to mention it.

Quirks?:

Shepard has a fascination/love of crazy straws. She never gets to use them, being that she's a badass. Human bartenders never give them to her, but every time an alien bartender accidentally sends one over in a drink, she gleefully uses it. When prompted, it's either because she doesn't want to draw attention, or its part of her cover.

Shepard 2/2

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

GENERAL

Daily Routine:

Wake up promptly at shift change. This does not frequently correspond with any specific hour.
Recalibrate armor/weapon.
Eat.
Preform scheduled serious business tasks of the day.
Harass each one of her crewmates for data about how to upgrade the ship.
See if she has any open quests tasks that need finishing.
Gather intel.
Check her messages.
Try to hack something.
Shoot it when that fails.
Stalk off when shooting it does not yeild positive results.
Return to base.
Eat.
Take shift.
Sleep.

How much attention do they pay to the network?:

More than is probably healthy.

Quirks?:

Shepard's day works off the expanded military clock. 28 hours. So every day she slips another 4 hours forward, making her hours very unpredictable. It's like she saves, closes the game, and comes back the next day. It's bizzare.

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-tank top and boyshorts
-ALL OVER THE PLACE. probably shifts her pisition like, a million times/ends up in weird positions/hanging halfway off the bed/etc/etc/etc
-Hogs the sheets
-kicks

SEXY HABITS
((hypothesizing, as she still has her V-Card))
-Always tops.
-ALWAYS.
-Would probably like it rough, if a little vanilla

EATING HABITS
-Likes meat and potato type stuff. Simple, hearty dishes. Dislikes froofroo fancy stuff.
-Drinks ... idk, whatever. Usually stays away from the drunkenly stuff. Someone get her drunk sometime, it'll be fun!

GENERAL
-Up and tracking/scouting at the buttcrack of what would normally be dawn
-Tries to ignore the fact that the wearable exists at all, but does begrudgingly go through it periodically. Can't help poking at AIs because they are TEH SCARY and need to go away.
-Whenever she's on network, it's video with her skullmet down, BECAUSE SHE IS TRYING TO INTIMIDATE YOU, YO!

Garrus

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

Bed:
Routine

Something simple and easy to do. Finish checking over anything he might need during the night, probably a shower or cleaning, then simply rolls over into bed. Good times.

Clothes

Depends entirely on what kind of situation he's in. Combat means he's sleeping in his armor or fatigues. If he's on board the Normandy or somewhere he's not likely to get jumped, he'll just be wearing some civvies. Probably doesn't have specific sleeping clothes. Whatever happens to work.

Sleeping position

Most likely on his back or side. Can't see him on his belly for some reason, although the image it conjures up is a bit adorable.

Quirks

Probably sleeps with a weapon under the pillow or at least next to the bed. He's not getting caught out of position or being taken by surprise. He's also a very light sleeper, so he'll wake up at the drop of a hat.

Bedroom:

Favorite position

Missionary! Face-to-face and intimate. Also the most comfortable for all involved. ♥

Seekrits

Finds Asari insanely attractive for some reason. He's not even sure why. Just something about them. Usually keeps this on the down-low, though.

Fetishes

Garrus is Shepard-sexual with regards to humans, although he's also become fascinated with the idea of breasts. Turian women, obviously, don't have them and they're a novelty. Excitement ahoy!

He enjoys a tiny bit of dom/sub and dirty-talk. Maybe some bondage involving restraint cuffs.

Quirks

Has probably been ruined for his own species by Shepard.

Food:

Favorite/least favorite food

Favorite food? A flying insect from Palaven that's considered a turian delicacy. Extremely tasty.

Least favorite? Nutrient packs. Healthy and nutritious, but not at all tasty. He eats them because he has to, not because he likes them.

Favorite/least favorite drink

Favorite? Booze.

Least favorite? Not-booze.

Can he cook?

Yes, although it's generally limited to simple dishes. He's been a bachelor or military man most of his life. Still, he can survive on his own.

Table manners?

Of course. His mother didn't raise him that way!

Quirks?

None come to mind.

General:

Daily routine

Wake up, get out of bed - shower or clean up if the facilities are avaliable and time allows. Check over armor and equipment and get suited up. Double-check zero on rifle and ensure visor is in working order. Sweep base/locality for enemy/listening devices.

Stand watch.

Practice marksmanship.

Eat.

Stand watch again.

Calibrate something.

Play some Galaxy of Fantasy or Alliance Corsair. Dick around on the network.

Stand more watch. Repair anything that needs repairing.

Shoot some criminals or something.

Eat.

Sleep.

Network?

Garrus checks it a couple of times a day, justt to keep himself informed.

Quirks

None spring to mind.

[noblefive.livejournal.com]

routine; Very straight forward. Extremely used to running off of like 2 hours of sleep, but really likes it when he can get a solid six hours.

clothes; MJOLNIR are the best jimjams. But if he actually has time to strip down into bed clothes, just a pair of gray boxers and some big wooly old man socks.

sleeping position; In armor, literally whatever position he was in when he clonked out. Standing, sitting, laying down, occasionally even while on the move. Good times. In bed/when he's really comfortable he likes to stretch out, but doesn't move around a lot.

quirks; Lmfdskjg if he feels comfy enough to stretch out he'll also flop over and use the nearest warm body as a teddy bear :'| Also if comfy, really deep sleeper. Jorge sleeps like a huge Hungarian baby

fave position;

sekrits;

fetishes;

quirks; He's a total gentleman :'|

food prefs; Fave: Paprikás krumpli (paprika-based stew w/ spicy sausage and potatoes). Least: MREs. Do you see the pattern with the Spartans yet.

drink prefs; Fave: Unicum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicum). Least: Sports drinks.

cook?; Yes. But it's all pretty heavy stuff. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_cuisine#Typical_Hungarian_dishes)

table manners?; When he actually eats at a table, yes.

quirks; He'll eat pretty much anything served to him, and can seriously pack it away. Also generally sticks to as few utensils as possible. Less dishes.

daily routine; Gets up, showers, checks gear, does a few laps of the city, showers again, checks up on people, dicks around all day, does another few laps, checks gear AGAIN, shower, bed.

network; Checks it often, particularly first thing in the morning and right before he goes to bed.

quirks; H-He likes that he can get hot showers pretty much every day on the station, okay. Feels good man.

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-clothes: Standard issue sleepwear. Usually One sleeps in her undies and a tank top, sometimes topless.
-sleeping position: semi-fetal
-quirks: Prefers to sleep in groups or around other people. Probably the only person ever that prefers a crowded sleeping space. It's a protection in a group thing.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position: 8( VIRGIN
-Any seekrits?: Huge scandalous relationship with her brother, and other brother who was jealous and wanted in her pants being responsible for getting her eye put out
-Fetishes: When she was actually sort of mildly sexually active, she liked being walled.
-quirks: Finds immaturity sexy. No really. She likes 'em bad. Even better if they're loud and/or obnoxious. She'll dig people not like that but... yeah. Gets her hot.

EATING HABITS
-Fave food: Fresh fruits. She goes apeshit over imported mango.
-Least fav food: MREs. Her cooking.
-Fave/least fave dranks: ....water?
-Can they cook?: Noooo. Her way of cooking is killing something with her bare hands, skinning it, shoving it on a stick, and then putting it over a fire.
-Do they have all the table manners?: Well, she's got to set a good example.
-quirks: Will occasionally eat non-food objects. Also don't let her near your food, she'll spike it for lulz.

GENERAL
-Daily routine?: Wake up at the crack of dawn, shower, eat, exercise + run, shower again, check armor, suit up, dick around all day, food goes in here somewhere, desuit, check it again, wash face, bedtime.
-How much attention do they pay to the network?: moderate
-quirks: Bites her nails, bleaches her hair, likes to prank people in horrible ways lololol

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

>immature
>loud
>obnoxious

...hey One wanna go to the spaceprom?

Tucker

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
- Tucker doesn't really sleep so much as she changes and collapses. She's learned not to move too much since she doesn't want to roll over Junior or wake him up.
- She used to sleep in the buff back on Earth, but now it's usually with a man's large tee and ugly patterned boxers.
- She's most comfortable on her back or curled up on her side.
- Her sleep schedule is fucked due to basically living in three places where the sun never sets.

SEXY HABITS
- She imagines that getting fucked against a wall would be pretty hot. With chick's though? Usually prefers to give, just so she has bragging rights.
- She actually likes the way lingerie looks on her.
- Probably has a thing for pain in small amounts.
- Bad dirty talk makes her laugh. She actually like funny sex situations more than serious ones.

EATING HABITS
- Fave Food: Sandwiches
- Least Fave: Carrots
- Fave Drink: Any kind of energy drink. Also, beer.
- Least Fave Drink: fucking V8. That shit isn't juice, alright?
- Can Only make breakfast items, and cannot bake at all.
- Tucker only has table manners when she needs them. Otherwise she is gross and disgusting.
- Cannot eat raw celery without dressing.

GENERAL

- Take Junior hunting. Eat. Annoy York. Sleep on the couch. Wake up. More hunting. Sleep.
- Not much, unless it's something she actually gives a fuck about.
- Types in

JUNIOR

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
- Run around soaking wet after bathtime. Slip. Ram into something. Be taken back to the bathroom to finish his shower.
- Tucker makes him wear tiny pants even though he's reptilian and cannot show off his junk.
- Curled into Tucker or Red's side.
- When he breathes, Junior sort of whistle-snores.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks NO.

EATING HABITS
- Junior only eats blood and raw flesh.
- He doesn't like sweets.
- He's 2 1/2 feet tall. He can't even reach the stove top.
- No. GOD NO.
- He likes to catch and drink the blood of fast things, like horses or bison. Things that are a challenge to catch.

GENERAL

- Sleep. Hunt. Red. Tucker. Tucker and Red. Hunt. Shower. Sleep. Wake up. Run around the house with Red. Sleep again.
- He doesn't have his own wearable. And if he does, Tucker probably never lets him have it.
- He speaks in

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

Bed:
-Routine: Lock all the doors. Check under the bed/in the vents for Splicers.
-Clothes: He sleeps in whatever he wore that day unless it is too gross. Then he swaps it out with a... pretty much identical outfit. READY FOR THE NEXT DAY ETC.
-Sleeping position: Curled up, taking up the smallest amount of space possible
-Quirks: Stays still enough to activate his camo. Has weird dreams, alternately about the happy memories of his fake life and growing up in Rapture. He is not sure what to make of any of this so he just shrugs it off.

Bedroom:
-Consensual sex with females in the missionary position.
-Totally a virgin.
-Will follow all of the instructions in the bedroom.

Food:
-Chips and cake are his faves. (This is why he eats them out of the garbage cans.) Probably dislikes canned vegetables like any good American.
-He can only cook the flesh of his enemies and I don't think you should eat that :1
-He does have all of the manners. Elbows off the table, chews with his mouth closed, doesn't eat off of his knife etc.

General:
-His days consist of waking up and wandering around in search of things to do. He takes pictures to gather intel, maybe drops by to bother Jorge...
-He creeps all over the network and generally assumes that everyone is talking to him every time a new entry pops up. He rarely responds unless directly addressed.

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
- He burns a circle around himself before sleeping on it. He likes how warm burned ground is.
- Aside from his saddle and prosthetic, no clothes. Toothless is a dragon.
- Curled up with his tail around him. I imagine that if he were on a bed, he would just flop down on it, expand his wings and relax them and just sort of lay there.
- Occasionally naps upside down hanging from trees, but never actually sleeps.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position
-Any seekrits?
-Fetishes
-quirks NO.

EATING HABITS
- Toothless likes fish, but HATES SMOKED EEL. To the point of fear. This is canon.
- I don't think he drinks anything but water, but he'd probably like mead if he tried it.
- Dragon
- Again, dragon.
- Will pretty much eat fish from anything but a bucket now.

GENERAL
- Be a dragon. Look for Hiccup. Eat. Nap. Burn stuff for fun. Try to fly. Fail. Burn things for rage. Nap more. Eat. Look for Hiccup some more. Sleep.
- Not much. He can only use his wearable by slamming his foot into it over and over.
- Toothless TERRIFIES woodland creatures. Also, he accidentally killed a rabbit by stepping on it. He felt a little bad too, since he just wanted to play tag.

[swarmfree.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS;

Routine: Make sure room is as clean/sealed off as possible before performing suit maintenance. Clean air filters if necessary. Make sure all life support systems are operational.

Clothes: Just the enviro-suit, all day, erryday. Unwraps and unpins the red cloth on it, though, and any outer gear that isn't necessary.

Sleeping position: On his side or stomach, head always turned to the side because of the damn wires and things at the back of his head.

Quirks: Sometimes has nightmares (SWARMS. SWARMS EVERYWHERE.) or feels uneasy. He'll wake back up, then sit in bed doing something else like network browsing until he feels comfortable enough to go back to sleep.

SEXY HABITS;

Fave position: Whatever doesn't involve cross-species allergic reactions and/or falling severely ill and/or dying. e_e

Seekrits: Lies about not having a nerve stim program installed in his suit. The believability of those lies, however...

Fetishes: Uh. None that he is aware of.

Quirks: IDK I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS WITH VEETOR GODDAMN THIS SECTION...

EATING HABITS;

Food: Favorite type of nutrient paste is the kind that tastes like quarian fruit. Least favorite food is whatever the fuck gave him hives on Freedom's Progress.

Dranks: ...He's only really ever stuck to water.

Cooking: He knows of the concept, but never done it himself.

Table manners: Veetor eats through a goddamn straw under his helmet. No manners necessary.

Quirks: Food of the winged and many-legged variety makes him go DX

GENERAL;

Daily routine: Wake up. Check suit systems. Eat delicious nutrient paste while fiddling around with the combat drone. Water the Rannoch Flower. Go see if anyone in the Normandy House needs tech things done (if he isn't in Avoid Everyone mode). Explore garden areas. Come back home with stolen salvaged items. Blah blah blah /attention dwindling

Network: Sort of keeps up with it. Uses most of his omni-tool time to read/watch things on the station's info databanks rather than gossip and goings on with other people.

Quirks: Uhh. I'm all out of ideas.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

oh god I shouldn't. do this. bro is hideous.

BED HABITS
-- bro is basically a college frat boy. he flops into bed and forgets shit like brushing his teeth
-- years of living with young boy and sleeping in their common area = he actually wears both boxers and a t-shirt to bed. He's gotten so used to it that he still sleeps this way.
-- oh and he wears this (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=MSPA-GAMEBRO&Category_Code=MSPA) to bed YEAH REALLY.
-- what sleeping position. he kind of flops all over the place. usually one arm hanging off the bed.
-- SEVERAL. Bro is a tosser, and he has fallen off the bed from whipping around in his sheets at night. He's an EXTREMELY light sleeper, and he gets by on six hours or less a night. He also has periodic bouts of severe insomnia.

SEXY HABITS
Okay fuck I am the biggest virgin it is me, so I don't know much about his sexy habits. Save this:

This screen name is not actually ironic, Bro really does have a puppet fetish. :| Seriously. Dude sells a series of special muppet sex toys and he HAS used them before. Routinely.

...

YES with others. S-sometimes several others.

Oh and he does great muppet impressions in bed.

/hides forever

EATING HABITS
Fave fud: Chili dawwwwwgs. Fuck yeah. Also tacos.
Least fave: Grits. Can't stand that shit.
Fave drank: Ironically he loves cosmopolitans. He will never admit this come on he only drinks BEEEER like a MANLY MAN not this pink girly gog damn it Lalonde this is delicious and gay but delicious >8|
Least fave: Okay fuck your Red Bull + Jagermiester shit no, just no.
Cooking? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. He even fucks up the microwave.
Table manners: Only when he has to. When it doesn't matter, he is an utter slob. When it matters, he is insanely classy and even puts his fork in the right place.
quirks: Ketchup on macaroni and cheese. Also makes weird dishes only a college student would eat (ie, "fuck all I have is mayo, ketchup, and some leftover elbow noodles, let's just mix that shit together and eat it and wash it down"
Also, Bro actually drinks surprisingly little.

GENERAL
-Daily routine? Fail to sleep. Fail to sleep. Get up at six because you failed to sleep. Stretch. Exercise. Deal with the finances. Check site stats. Get dressed eventually. Work on your various projects. Hear Dave start to stir. Pretend to be asleep still, then attack Dave in the hallway.
-How much attention do they pay to the network? Surprisingly little. He kind of browses it once a day, but he has some custom alerts set for a few people so he's always up on their posts.
-quirks/other: okay I want you to look at this man he is basically made of quirkiness.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

M-muppet impressions why would you ever

Okay just so you know I will never be able to read a post from Bro ever again without hearing it in Kermit the Frog's voice

WHY

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-routine | York is the kind of guy who if he's with someone, goes to bed at the same time as them. Maybe he won't sleep, but he'll come to bed with them. If he's alone, he sleeps when he wants and usually falls asleep on the couch in uncomfortable positions.
-clothes | LOL UGLY CLOTHES FOREVER. Even pjs.
-sleeping position | He loves him sum spoonin'. Without that, he likes pretty much anything. Uncomfortable positions happen if he's alone.
-quirks | He snores, sometimes. Tends to steal all the covers and go to bed with socks but kick them off in the middle of the night.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position | Depends with who. Tex, it's face-to-face so he can see her face/tits. With One/Evie, riding. With other girls it's usually riding or standing with him from behind.
-Any seekrits? | He loves it when girls dominate the fuck out of him LOL.
-Fetishes | idk
-quirks | He gets tired after sex but tries REALLY HARD not to be because stereotype!!! he also tends to be utterly ridiculous, lmfao.

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food | He loves New York style pizza and doesn't have a least fav.
-Fave/least fave dranks | IDK.
-Can they cook? | He's a waifu.
-Do they have all the table manners? | He can't bs fancyschmancy table manners, but he knows what he's doing.
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here | NOPE.

GENERAL
-Daily routine? Get up, see what might be broken/damaged considering who is in and out, do network skims, check to see who's doing what and if there's anything to do.
-How much attention do they pay to the network? Every post ever.
-quirks/other | NA so tired.

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-routine | He doesn't sleep in full 8 hour stretches, so when he goes to bed, he makes rounds around the barracks, checks doors, windows, etc. Once that's done he gets ready for bed, goes to bed, and then wakes up fairly often in the middle of the night and repeats the whole walk around process.
-clothes | Pants or shorts, neatly pressed shirt.
-sleeping position | on his side, front to the wall, within reach of a weapon of some kind, usually a gun.
-quirks | Can't sleep in stretches of more than a few hours. He gets antsy, anxious, and has to check everything to the point of ocd or something sakfjfa. He just wants everyone saaaaaaafe.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position | Up against a wall, sloppy, fast sex. AKA shit Carter will never let himself do but if he ever did he'd love.
-Any seekrits? | His huge boner for Kat.
-Fetishes | katkatkatkat
-quirks | He's a little leery of sex. He's had it once, but l-lol virgin + big dick + spartan strength meant she didn't enjoy it at all and he hurt her and felt REALLY BAD so he doesn't...really bring it up ever.

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food | fav would be anything homecooked. Something not box, but legit homecooked. least would be MREs.
-Fave/least fave dranks | Fav would be water, hahaha. maybe chocolate milk. :| least fav would be alcohol that's strong.
-Can they cook? | He...can kind of follow directions but past that, no.
-Do they have all the table manners? | He has manners, but isn't really elegant or something.
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here | Tends to eat fast, like he has places to be and things to do.

GENERAL |
-Daily routine? |

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
do another round of checking shit.
shower, get dressed, get in armor.
check network.
do a round of seeing if any of his team or black or rookie or whatever needs anything.
check network again
misc random shit.
eat sometime.
check weapons, inventory, other stuff.
get ready for bed, check all the things.
drink tea probably. :|
go to sleep x 3+
-How much attention do they pay to the network?
A tooon. He can't hack everything but he reads it all.
-quirks/other | he's a little hesitant to post because even though he's in charge, he wants to get a reading on everyone here to best judge how to post and how to make his posts the least objectionable so it's not like he's the douchey leader no one trusts.

[notsoloyal]

BED HABITS

routine▐ Avoid sleeping, because it takes up too much time. Go over every experiment and theory. Clean. Have some caffeine free tea. Eventually change and flop over on the bed.
clothes▐ Pajamas. Preferably purple ones (with science equations on it). Will occasionally sleep without a shirt depending on how hot out it is.
sleeping position▐ ALL OVER THE PLACE. He moves in his sleep, and can end up in the weirdest positions, including being half on the bed, half on the floor.
quirks▐ He steals pillows and blankets in his sleep. Pillow blanket nest that no one else is allowed to be near! He also has a habit of cuddling and will "steal" people near him. Currently has issues sleeping without Soundwave.

SEXY HABITS

fave position▐ He is boring and does not have one. He also does not know that many, because pfffft former robot, human interfacing is different. He's a scientist guys, he'll do whatever is interesting... given he's researched it or it's the idea of whomever he's with.
sekrits▐ They are secrets.
fetishes▐ He has a thing for guns and triple changers? Manipulation for dominance or something. He's not all that sexual, this is hard.
quirks▐ idk. THIS WHOLE SECTION IS HARD WITH A CHARACTER LIKE THIS.

EATING HABITS

fave/least fave food▐ French toast is his favorite ever. Best food! There isn't really anything he doesn't like.
fave/least fave drinks▐ Tea. Any kind of tea. He lives off of tea. However he hates iced tea.
can they cook?▐ Yes he can. Not everything, but enough to survive. He also makes the best pink peanut butter pancakes.
do they have table manners?▐ Depends on the situation. He does have them, but if he's rushing to get back to work? Then no.
quirks▐ He tends to forget to eat, and tries to get away with just drinking tea. He will also heat up his food with his radiation powers.

GENERAL

daily routine▐ SCIENCE! Stalk Soundwave. Explore. More science!
network attention▐ Every few hours he checks, unless he gets distracted by something.
quirks▐ His whole life is a quirk.

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS:
- Light, light sleeper. Gotta be ready to wake up in an instant if a Terminator shows up/the FBI tracks her down/etc.
- No matter what the temperature is/what she's wearing, she always ends up kicking the covers off during the night. She tosses and turns a lot before she finally gets to sleep, usually ending up on her stomach or her side.
- Prolly wears a tank top and comfortable pants/sleep shorts of some kind, something she can sleep in but also move/fight in, if something unexpected happens during the night.

SEXY HABITS:
- If the movie is anything to go by, Sarah tops. And makes weird faces like she's in pain.
- I have no headcanon for this. Uhhhh. She's had...a string of boyfriends since Kyle, but she hooked up with them mostly because they were useful, and could teach her things to teach John to lead the resistance. She probably acted pretty dominant in bed/IN GENERAL to impress the guys she met/get them to take her seriously. (young 20something with a little kid, born and raised in LA, trying to tell them that she wanted to learn about combat techniques? Sure, honey, whatever you say.) But she didn't actually open up to anyone very often, either in the bedroom or out of it.

EATING HABITS:
- Cannot cook
- Not really a picky eater, but she got used to authentic Mexican/Central American dishes, and will be a total snob about that. (ie, no Taco Bell, kthx.)
- Seeing as she can't cook, though, if someone else makes her homemade food she's totally amazed and totally grateful.
- Can use the table manners if she has to/is thinking about it; however, on a day to day basis she's an elbows on the table/reach for the salt type.

GENERAL:
- Routine: Wake up. Check network for mention of Terminators/Skynet/John. Grab gun. Find food.

If she's not meeting people/ON THE RUN FROM TERMINATORS, Sarah spends her time scouting around Kurzweil and Garden Zone 1. She used to explore a little further afield when T-800 was around, but not so much lately. She found a deserted library in Kurzweil one day, and when things are slow on the network/she really needs a break for a while, she'll go there and read for hours.

She reads everything she can on the network, but anything encrypted at all goes right over her head.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS

Routine:

Kaylee watches about two hours of sappy televised dramas after dinner. She usually does this while rebuilding some terribly complex piece of technology she's hauled out of the junkyard. She then takes a bubblebath, just because she can, and goes to bed. Failing that, she falls asleep in the hammock in the main room. She always feels guilty about this, like she's disturbing Euphie in the morning.

Clothes:

Kaylee has the most ridiculous sets of adorable pyjamas. All of them clashing.

Sleeping Position:

Kaylee gloms onto the nearest large object. Usually this results in her squeezing the hell out of her pillows or wadding the blankets up into a huggable shape.

Quirks:

She is always very careful not to get any grease on anything bed related.

SEXY HABITS

Fave Position:

Kaylee likes most kinds of sex, but the best are in places where one is apt to get caught, made better by the addition of fancy technology. She particularly likes engines.

Any seekrits?:

Since arriving on Sacrosanct she's built three different adult toys. She keeps them all well hidden from Euphie because omg she is 12 and what is this? D:

Fetishes:

Fancy technology and getting caught. She also likes pretty boys and satin sheets.

Quirks:

As polite as she is, Kaylee is very handsy and has a mouth on her that would make a mercenary blush if you ever ask her to talk dirty.

EATING HABITS

Fave/Least Fave Food:

Favorite? Strawberries, bar nothing. Least favorite? Protien rations. Just...just no.

Fave/Least Fave Drinks?:

Kaylee grew up on homebrew moonshine. She has a weakness for it. Her least favorite drink, see Protein rations. They come in all consistencies. D:

Can they cook?:

Yes! Very well, actually. It comes from the need to make the afforementioned rations into something edible. She can even turn them into cake if she really has to.

Do they have all the table manners?:

Well, Kaylee would like to think she has a polite lady's table manners but she's a little...misguided.

Quirks?:

When having any kind of fancy food, she'll lift both her pinkies. Doesn't matter what it is. She'll just do it.

GENERAL

Daily Routine:

Wake up.
Make breakfast with real food and produce!
Check the network for anything interesting.
Check the jobs for anything interesting.
Explore.
Fix things if she spots them broken.
Shopping. (Usually in the junkyard).
Take a shower to wash off the chemical shower residue.
Something inane.
See bedtime routine.
Sleep.

How much attention do they pay to the network?:

Kaylee skims it once a day when she remembers to.

Quirks?:

She actually doesn't afraid of the AI. Because it's like, there to help us, right? It's so swai, and it's not like it's telling us how to live or anything.

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS

Routine:

Fall down.
Sleep.
Get awoken by a noise that needs investigation.
Kill the source of the noise.
Sleep on the corpse.
Repeat.

Clothes:

No change.

Sleeping Position:

She goes limp as a ragdoll and stays that way as long as she's unconscious.

Quirks:

Aside from the killing? She usually tries to hug something. A teddy if she can find one. A cat corpse if she can't.

SEXY HABITS

Fave Position:

Shoving her needle through their ribs. Wait, this section isn't about rapeneedle?

Any seekrits?:

She is effectively 12 and wat is this?

Fetishes:

Rapeneedle?

Quirks:

Rapeneedle.

EATING HABITS

Fave/Least Fave Food:

Cindy likes tasty snack bars but her favorite is the blood of Houdini Splicers. They're the best. She despises eating leadhead or thuggish splicers. She doesn't need to know how to swing a wrench, kthnx.

Fave/Least Fave Drinks?:

She likes water. She hates sea water. She usually gets human blood.

Can they cook?:

She can set things on fire? But no.

Do they have all the table manners?:

No. Not at all. Even if you imagine really hard.

Quirks?:

Cindy likes candy, if she can find it. There's very little of it around in Rapture. Her favorite is gumballs. She will actually remove her helmet to eat these things, if she finds them.

GENERAL

Daily Routine:

See sleeping routine. Add 24 more hours.
Include breaking through glass, swimming in very deep, arctic water, and occasionally rescuing little sisters.

How much attention do they pay to the network?:

What is the network?

Quirks?:

Cindy thinks all holograms are ghosts and will listen to anything they tell her to do. Because they are ghosts and clearly this is important. She will also listen to any authoritative female voice over an intercom because it's what she's been trained to do.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS:
- Can sleep anywhere. In a vent, hanging upside down (canon)...anywhere. Sleeps best in a black catsuit or super soft pastel colored flannel PJs.

She'll never tell anyone how much she misses the stuffed bunny she sleeps with at home, but she checks the Junkyard for him religiously.

SEXY HABITS:
- Does not compute.

EATING HABITS:
- Takes a gleeful, childlike joy in candy, but also has a taste for expensive wines and high-class stuff like caviar and other foods I know nothing about. She's developed a strange affinity for pretzels lately.
- Has a high alcohol tolerance, especially for her weight. She'll get more giggly as she drinks, but she'll pop up the next morning without the slightest trace of a hangover.
- Should not be let near a stove.
- She can actually act classy if the situation calls for it, but if it's not really important (and sometimes when it is) and she gets pissed off or distracted, she'll slip and start making snarky comments under her breath/throw drinks in people's faces/kick them in the balls. Whatever the situation calls for.

GENERAL
- Daily routine: She doesn't really have a routine; she's still kind of lost without her team there to focus her and give her something to do. She spends a lot of time exploring, working on her next quest for Bro, and spying on the Normandy crew from their vents. She knows Shepard's routine by heart, now. She sleeps when she's tired, eats when she's hungry, and is always on the lookout for one of her few friends showing up.

- She'll skim the network when she's bored, replying when something catches her interest, but most of what goes on is of little to no interest to her. She has, however, started playing around with trying to hack people's encryptions, in the absence of any real security systems to challenge her.

- She loves people-watching, and will scrutinize you for hours, memorizing every insignificant personal habit and nervous tic. Parker probably knows more about how you act than you do.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Dammit I checked that vent THREE TIMES. B|



Also, hey Parker, want to start thinking with portals?

[raptorwithagun.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS

Routine
Red Snout will: wander in circles around his sleeping area a couple times, make sure his rifle is close by, walk in circles a few more times, then flop over and sleep.

Clothes
He's a raptor. What clothes?

Sleeping position
Sprawled everywhere or curled up as tight as can be if he's cold.

Quirks
'Runs' in his sleep when he has dreams of chasing things.

SEXY HABITS

Fave position
RAPTOR STYLE. DURHURHUR.

Any seekrits?
No?

Fetishes
PLUMP THIGHS OH YEAH UNF

Quirks
Sex as recreation is an alien concept to him. Sex is for making babies, even if it's kinda fun. It really doesn't happen otherwise.

EATING HABITS

Fave/least fave food
Any raw, red meat is on his list. Eggs are his least favorite and he will literally never touch them, ever.

Fave/least fave dranks
Water. Could probably be convinced to love alcohol given time and effort.

Can they cook?
He can burn meat, if he needs to.

Do they have all the table manners?
HA HA HA, NO.

Quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here
As said, he will never, ever, ever eat eggs. Ever.

GENERAL

Daily routine?
Wake up, get large drink of water, clean/check rifle, check on Red, go hunting (if hungry), eat, check on Red again, sleep, run around the garden zone, sleep some more, go for another run, check on Red, go to sleep.

How much attention do they pay to the network?
Not a lot. It's just a bunch of dumb humans.

Quirks/other
N/A

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
- Trolls don't usually use beds, they sleep in Recuperacoons (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Recuperacoon) filled with nightmare-damping sopor slime. Vriska has no recuperacoon/green goo and is NOT having a good time with these weird Earth human beds.
- position-wise she just lays down on her back like a plank with her eyes open and is all "WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP YET HURRDURR"
- Sleeps deeply, but restlessly without the sopor slime. Thankfully she doesn't usually remember her nightmares when she wakes up or she'd have gone psycho by now. Er. Psycho-er?
- The bed situation is the sole reason she's lowered herself to applying for a job. When she gets paid she's moving straight into an apartment, filling the shower/bath/whatever with the most slime-like substance she can find, and sleeping in that. She's so resourceful~

SEXY HABITS
-lol buckets
-SIX SOLAR SWEEPS, SO NOT OKAY

EATING HABITS
- Loves grubloaf. Has yet to find anything like it on Sacrosanct WHAT COULD THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT POSSIBLY BE
- Not so keen on sweet stuff. Except troll cotton candy because who doesn't love the fuck out of troll cotton candy c'mon
- She can cook reasonably well. For a kid, anyway! You'd have to learn this shit when you're raised by a giant spider, amirite. I can't really imagine Spidermom putting on an apron and some oven mitts and serving up cake on a regular basis. Maybe just on wiggling days and 12th Perigees :I
- What are "table manners" you guys? I mean, you're just supposed to chomp your food as fast as possible and then wander off to do more interesting stuff, right?


GENERAL

Daily routine:
- Wake up mid-afternoon/early evening
- Blindly fumble around for glasses for at least ten minutes while mumbling vague threats against the world in general
- Change clothes/wash/make a cursory attempt at brushing her hair/apply generous amounts of blue makeup/boring morning stuff
- Fondly regard Nic Cage poster
- Check network for potential trolling fodder
- Troll the network
- IF SUCCESSFUL, be a smug little shit and cackle to herself for the next few hours
- IF UNSUCCESSFUL, sulk and smash some magic eight-balls in futile RAEG
- Remember to eat on occasion
- Make nefarious diabolical plans that never go anywhere
- What is her life


How much attention do they pay to the network?
She checks it every day without fail, but dismisses a lot of it as boring lame weakslime shit for wigglers. Plus she can't hack into ANYTHING, ever, so any private posts sail right past her. She tends to assume this means nobody can hack her shit either (Sollux aside), even though her encryption is just. Awful. The worst.
She pays special attention to any posts expressing an interest in getting off the station, because NO, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Vriska doesn't want to leave, and if people find a way off then someone she likes might go and leave her behind and no, not happening, ever, she will kill you first, nookfuckers.

Quirks/other

- Has all of the levels on GoF. All of them. IT'S A COMPULSION. Will likely never play it again now she's achieved that, because she doesn't really see much point in RPGs that don't have huge ridiculous life-threatening risks involved.

- Genuinely can't tell most of the Spartans/Spartanesque people apart. If your name is not Jun and you fit that description, you are simply "Armored Spacedouche".

[circuitry]

I think grubloaf might be cake, actually.

/awkwardly hits post

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

BED HABITS
-routine: Shower if he can get one (Ritzy Rick's is hell to get out of pillows, guys), brush teeth, get undressed, climb into bed way early. Like, nineish. Gets about six or seven hours a night.
-clothes: Undershirt, briefs, socks usually, unless it's blisteringly hot (or he got some). He probably does have at least some sort of long-underwear thing in his closet for really cold weather. So sexy.
-sleeping position: He starts out on his back, and usually rolls around a bit in the night. If with someone else, he likes to be the big spoon.
-quirks: Light sleeper out of habit, probably snores, wakes before dawn. Morning person. It's probably been ten or fifteen years since he slept past seven/slept deeply.

SEXY HABITS
-Fave position: Generally any position where people can't get to his back. Lot of scar tissue back there, and he just has a serious aversion to being touched on his back, anywhere in the proximity of his ribs. This leads to a lot of topping from the bottom.
-Any seekrits?: He swings both ways, though it is not public knowledge. Pyro. Those things are personal, and he's a private person.
-Fetishes: Blindfolds, recently. Fighting to top.
-quirks: Condoms are for keeping the babies away. He is a goddamn gentleman with women. He sort of never really grew out of the horny teenager phase.

EATING HABITS
-Fave/least fave food: Likes bacon, almonds, dark chocolate; dislikes oatmeal, lemons, probably extends to limes/grapefruit. Not a sour sort of person. Oranges are fine, though.
-Fave/least fave dranks: Likes good beer and decaf coffee; dislikes lemonade.
-Can they cook?: Yes, to a point? If he can clean it and stick it on a spit, or fry it in a pan, the answer is yes.
-Do they have all the table manners?: That depends entirely on if there are women present. If no, he's a lot more slack, but his mother still raised him right, so he can. He just doesn't usually bother much.
-quirks I hope you are noticing a running theme here: Likes to be able to see the possible exits in a room. The man will eat anything once, possibly more than if he is indecisive about if he likes it or not. He would probably be very very curious about dextro-food, and probably not even be swayed by the inevitable death by anaphylactic shock. Gourmand, not gourmet. Developing a taste for Greek food. Likes his coffee black, although sometimes with milk or cream or sugar.

GENERAL
-Daily routine?: Wake up, stretch/scratch, put on pants and shoes, go and start the coffee pot, grab a paper if there is one; if not, poke through the network (this took longer on Atia), shave. Pour cup of coffee, start breakfast, eat, brush teeth. Wake Pyro if he isn't already (Mouse, this one is up to you), actually get dressed properly/possibly sex?, gun maintenance, putter around the house, go look for a job. End up poking around the library for a while or wandering through some Garden Zone or another. Eat at some point, potential shopping/errands. Wander back home, check network again (usually nothing new), eat (Pyro probably cooked), putter around. Begin bed routine, possibly sex, sleep. Repeat. (This is not to imply they have ridiculous amounts of sex, those are just the most likely times of day that it would fit into his schedule.)
-How much attention do they pay to the network?: Nnnnoot really that much? There isn't a whole lot to do here that he's found yet, but a lot of stuff is encrypted, and he can't hack, so. If it's not locked to hell and gone, yeah, he probably reads stuff.
-quirks/other: Knits on his time off. Likes keeping a bit of a schedule, what little of one he has here.

/creeps all over this

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

My face the whole time I read this= 8D
God damn I love your Snipers so much