http://modelscientist.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] modelscientist.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-01-13 06:03 pm
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DATING SIM MEME! AGAIN!



DATING SIM MEME

♥You are a generic high school student in a generic high school in a generic town in Japan. Do it.♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

[identity profile] cupcake-dress.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[You turn the corner and a blonde girl runs straight into you, dropping all of her books everywhere. Kaylee just stares and omg what do.]


A. Help her pick up her books.
B. Stare awkwardly.
C. "Excuse you."
D. Get busted by a proctor because YOU ARE LIKE TEN YEARS TOO OLD TO BE HERE.

> Enter name: INSUFFERA8LE PRICK.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey check it out. It's that one astoundingly violent nerd chick - the one who's always playing that lame D&D ripoff and trying to get people to join the Nic Cage Appreciation Society. The one who has a vendetta against all the coolkids, all of them, and is heading STRAIGHT FOR YOU. WAT DO?!]

A. Abscond, right the fuck now.
B. Play it cool, because that's what you do.
C. Suddenly and inexplicably profess your deep and passionate love. For Nic Cage movies.
D. SLOPPY INTERSPECIES MAKEOUTS.

> Nah.

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[identity profile] glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[This student is up in your library, hacking your system. What're you going to do about it.]



A. OMFG, flip out.
B. Virus to her ipod.
C. Cut off her library access.
D. Lol awesome, wanna get cyberdinner?

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[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-01-15 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[It's that kid who always shuffles in at exactly 1.3459 minutes after fifth period. He rearranges the periodicals twice a day, because the freaking Times has an evening edition and no sense of decency.

He actually uses paper books. Weirdo.

Types you the following]


Advanced Catalytics of Polymerase Chains, one and two. They go in 547. Some idiot keeps shelving them in the 560's. Thought you'd want to know.

A. He's obvs the true culprit! Cancel his card and flip the nearest table at him.
B. The hell are you doing in Organic Chemistry?
C. C D E D B D ducks?
D. We should discuss this. IN BED CYBERSPACE.

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poisonousflame: (the tug the pull)

Axel

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[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
[OH HEY it's Vriska, strutting down the hallway like she owns the place. She looks smells like she's UP TO NO GOOD. You are rarely if ever wrong about this shit.]

A. Be friendly and say hi. Obviously her mean-spirited antics are only cries for help!
B. Interrogate the evildoer!
C. Commence drubbings. All of the drubbings.
D. Lick her face. TASTE THE GUILT.

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<3!

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John Connor

[identity profile] robots-omgh8u.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
This is not going to end well

[identity profile] glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[You have an awkward admirer, John Connor. She sort of stalks you during breaks and between classes. You are the best test subject the bee's knees. Finally, you catch her actually doing this.]


A. Confront her and go WTF?
B. We don't like your kind round here.
C. Why have you been following me?
D. Shoot it in the head.

Toothless

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[identity profile] machine-god.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
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A. Do the logical thing and calmly try to google a solution.
B. Call the school's IT Helpdesk.
C. Sigh, and hit CTRL-ALT-DEL
D. PUNCH ITS FACE IN

LMAO

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alaspooryork: (Default)

[personal profile] alaspooryork 2011-01-14 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Nerdy student is nerdy and likes to wear green.]

[identity profile] mymothersshadow.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Delta, the head of the library committee is approaching you in the cafeteria. WHAT DO YOU DO?!

A) Hide under the table.
B) Remain calm.
C) Attempt to suave it up.
D) Touch her and then run.

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[identity profile] evaskullface.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[No, you still aren't seeing his face. Deal with it.]

[identity profile] nobletwo.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Emile, the student council vice president has asked to see you after class. ]

A. Oh shit. What did I do?
B. Dun wury gaiz. It's k.
C. This is my chance to ask her to the dance!
D. DAT ASS.

Chris Ramirez

[identity profile] alwaysf-aithful.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
shipper: (❝oh I just can't wait to be kin)

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[identity profile] timeturntable.livejournal.com 2011-01-15 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, hey, coolkid suddenly passing by! He glances your way, suddenly undergoing a DRAMATIC ARTSTYLE SHIFT. Think Hero Mode, if extra care were taken to render his slightly parted lips and Andrew Hussie were more a fan of THE ANIMES. Then he looks away, and the moment is lost.

What do you do? ]


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now with an icon of its own

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[identity profile] theniputitback.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, it's that weird kid who likes to skip class and crawl around in the a/c vents. What's her deal.]
whistlesatengineers: ((Helmetless) Considering)

Rookie

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recompiling: (System Monitor)

[personal profile] recompiling 2011-01-14 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, it's that weird kid on the frisbee golf team that can't park his motorcycle to save his life!]
featheryasshole: (dazzle)

[personal profile] featheryasshole 2011-01-14 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh look, it's one of the Strider twins! The serious one who types in orange, in case you can't tell.]

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh-oh. Incoming bitchstorm. THAT ONE WEIRD PSYCHO CHICK is suddenly ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL, Srs Dave. Personal space? Wat iz?]

Hey. Fuckface. I need to copy your music homework, so hand it over.

A. Hand it over. Crazy nerd bitch is crazy.
B. Refuse. Fuck you, spiderhag.
C. Punch her in the face. Twice.
D. Stick it in (by which you mean your fist, in her face, obviously, I mean really)

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[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
[> Vriska: Be the schoolgirl.

You are now THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. This surprises nobody. BLUH BLUH HUGE TSUNDERE.]
circuitry: (FUCK YOU 1M 4 DR4GON)

[personal profile] circuitry 2011-01-14 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, you hear a chime from your cell phone. It seems you have received a text message!

...It looks like it's from Terezi Pyrope, that crazy hall monitor who takes her job way too seriously. Doesn't she know hall monitors don't actually have any authority? It's just a stupid assignment for fakey fake suck-ups and goody-two shoes.

Whatever. Let's just find out what she wants now and get this over with:]


SO 4R3 W3 ST1LL UP FOR FL4RP S4TURD4Y N1GHT >:?

[WAT DO.]

A. REFUSE. Hell no she's not allowed to come, not after that hall monitor shit she just pulled!
B. Tell her it's still on. You two butt heads all the time like this anyway.
C. Make fun of her first. Who plays a lawful neutral character all the time anyway? That's like the lamest alignment.
D. IGNORE THE TEXT. You're in class!

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CORTANA

[identity profile] mymothersshadow.livejournal.com 2011-01-14 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh man, it's the head of the library committee. Who dresses different colors depending on what mood she's in.]

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