UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

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[edgeoflucidity]

[Pushing his head into the petting. It feels nice.]

Thank you, Delta. You look adorable yourself.

And I'm stuck being a slimy poisonous thing.

[encryptedlock]

[He continues to preen Epsilon a little, making sure all his feathers are in place.]

Your colors, at least, match. Ours do not.

[edgeoflucidity]

[The frog jumps backward when he noticed the dog trying to lick him. Epsilon is just giggling.] Stop. I'm not safe to lick, unless you want to die.

And I don't know.

Hi. I'm Epsilon. He's Washington.

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

[Yum, dinner.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[She's pinned alright, but that doesn't seem to deter her from continuing to growl and nip at whatever she can reach. She's tenacious, that's for sure.]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[You're getting a littel higher than Meta can reach ... but that hasn't stopped her from trying.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He'll just...sit down on her and start licking a paw in a show of disinterest.]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Stops jumping for the moment and just circles the tree, looking up and growling.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Growling in an entirely discontent fashion, back legs sticking out from under him and trying to push back to yank herself out. GDI.]

[encryptedlock]

[He hides behind some leaves. GO AWAY.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Nope, he's just going to sit there for a while until, still seemingly bored, he gets up gracefully to wander off.]

[edgeoflucidity]

Maybe.

Think logically. I'm bright yellow. That's hardly camouflage. It's to warn predators to not eat me.

[edgeoflucidity]

I think I'd rather be bigger and not match.

[Epsilon is giggling at the attention from Delta.]

[edgeoflucidity]

Bad dog. Sit. [Still doing his best to not die here. And Wash is staying away.]

too lazy to put an an icon uppp

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

I will fuck your shit up.

I would've been if I didn't already have this one saved

[theniputitback.livejournal.com]

You can try.

[swimming after you. SWIM, LITTLE GIANT SQUID, SWIM]

[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD DOG DOG DO- oh it's you Vaultie.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Oh. A horse! You know, there weren't any horses were from where I was. But I heard you could ride them. Which would be nice, having something carry you around.

Yeah. Do you need anything sniffed out? Any. Pony things? [Snuffles right up against HAL's face. Usually he's not so touchy but all of his doggy instinct is saying yes, it is okay to wipe mucus and slobber all over a person.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[IT'S A YAO GUAI OH MY LANTA

Vaultie pitbull is cowering and trying to quietly sneak away.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

[Huh his tongue is starting to feel a little numb... OH WELL.]

Yes. I think I remember you two. The armored guy and uh. His little green man... slave. Pet. Friend.

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[Lol BRB Inking and swimming away now.]

Later loser.

[encryptedlock]

He finishes preening Epsilon and pats him gently once more.]

Then you feel how we often do, Agent Washington, who have control over our color but are, by default, so small as to seem harmless to humans.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Oh! A person! Come to think of it, Vaultie hasn't seen many people around lately. Pitbull Vaultie bounds over, all wagging tail.]

Hi! Are you lost?

[Of course to Rarity it sounds like BARK BARK BARK RUFFWUFF]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Another one of him! Vaultie approaches with a wagging tail.]

You're just. You're the same dog as I am. I saw my reflection in some water and, we look similar. Except for the black on my face but. Other than that we're the same!

ooc

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE

TINY HOPPING PANDA