SHIPPING MEME

[featheryasshole]

SHIPPING MEME

★ COMMENT.
★ Other people (IC, OOC, or ANON) tell you who they ship your character with.
★ Your character reacts IC. Shenanigans ensue.
★ Hideousness will be rewarded with gold stars and my love forever.
★ PROFIT?
★(this was shamelessly stolen from theposthumans omg)

Comments

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

you/dave

[(Anonymous)]

ignore that comment down there i totally meant red dave

[(Anonymous)]

No you didn't, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[(Anonymous)]

nope
red dave is where its at
orange dave is just not worth it

[(Anonymous)]

Red Dave is a fucking moron. Orange Dave is the most awesome one and is WAY more worth it and if you say one more thing against him I will kick your nook from here to Skaia SO HELP ME JEGUS.

Also I ship the amove anon with MY FIST. In his/her face.

[(Anonymous)]

ok how about we stop fighting about this here
weve both announced our shipping preferences
its not our place to tell jade what to think or who to choose or whatever
i mean jegus she probably hasnt thought of either dave like that
and she its not like she has any obligation to

[(Anonymous)]

........

 

 

 

Oh fuck, it's you.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Well yes, Dave is my best friend! But..what about it?

[(Anonymous)]

y0u really need tw0 get tw0gether wiith dave.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Get together? Like...

[cue moment of realization.]

Dating?

[(Anonymous)]

ye2 exactly
g0 be mate2priit2 wiith hiim
red dave ii mean
he ha2 been waiitiing f0rever 0k

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

...forever? Really?

This is kind of embarrassing to talk about!

[(Anonymous)]

ORANGE Dave. The other two anons meant ORANGE Dave.

 

Also Red Dave thinks Terezi is hotter than you. Double the reason to pick Orange Dave. As if you needed more reasons! Haha.

Go kiss him.

NOW.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Oh, Dave likes Terezi? That's sweet!

But I've never really kissed anyone before, I don't even know if he'd want me to...

[(Anonymous)]

He would. Trust me.

In fact, go give him a FRIENDLY kiss on the cheek or something! Sprites GLOW when they blush, it's adorable. So FRIIIIIIIIENDkiss him and you'll see!

Do it.

Please.

DO IT.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I guess I could do that...are you sure he doesn't mind, though? I don't want to make him mad!

Just friends, right?

[(Anonymous)]

I absolutely promise it won't make him mad with you. I PROMISE.

And you can give him more than a friendly kiss if you WANT, I mean. He won't stop you. Trust me! But a friendly one will do to see the pretty glowing. It is so pretty, Jade human. The prettiest.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I just want to ask him first and make sure! Does he really glow?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, agreeing with the Dave thing. If we're to avoid sloppy alien makeouts (which we are avoiding, fuck you very much), he's pretty much your only choice.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to make out with you anyway!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

WOAH. WAIT.

WHAT.

NO.

THAT'S NOT
AT
ALL.

WHAT I WAS EVEN BEGINNING TO IMPLY.
OH MY GOD.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

it sounded like you were implying that you wanted to make out with me! so i turned you down!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS IMPLYING WHAT THE FUCK.

Jade Human's brilliant ability to completely misunderstand simple and mundane topics of conversation strikes again! The audience would erupt into applause if it weren't too busy systematically throwing itself off every bridge in existence.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Well maybe if you didn't speak in caps lock, stuff like this wouldn't happen! And don't be mean to the poor audience members, I'm sure they're very nice and don't want to jump off of bridges at all!