CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

Comments

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Does this include the troll that only just arrived? (i.e. this one)

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Feferi is new and likely doesn't have the means to get much for anyone. Thus, her gifts to people will probably be stuff she's found in the Junkyard or something. Her list, such as it is, consists of the trolls.

Except Eridan. He lost his Christmas rights when he blew a hole through her.

Of course, someone's going to have to explain this Christmas thing to her first.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

... Fef bby.

[featheryasshole]

awww ;w;

[saidnah.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Eridan. You should have thought of that before you decided to murder her.

[enzused.livejournal.com]

HE'S SORRY ;A;

if anyone goes and gets him a gift with nothing to give back, he'll just. be so sad. and confused. and. what dooooooooo.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

He can never be more sorry about that, btw.

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

She will forgive him

Eventually.

After she gives him a hard time for a while because this IS Fef we're talking here.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

It wouldnt be christmas unless he's been forced from the hive, going through detox and his ex-moirail is here. sob.

He's gonna work so hard to have her forgive him. ;;

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a Christmas episode from a soap opera...at least here in the UK that's how they tend to go.

As he should!

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

... Oh, yeah, that sounds like an american one, too.

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Glad to know it's not just over here that Christmas = bring out all your misery.

[ironhowdoesit.livejournal.com]

wow.

[gottakilldaves]

EXCELLENT QUESTION and that depends entirely on where she's living :|a

if she's in Striderhaus, yes. If not, she'll slip under his radar.

[gottakilldaves]

EXIST

[cloverdaleboy.livejournal.com]

Of whom Scott's met:

ironhowdoesit: Scott would get you a book of pick-up lines.

thom_293: Scott would get you an Airmen The Book.

parasomnist: Scott would get you a contemporary dream-meaning book, for the lulz.

notyourchauffer: Scott would get you a hand-warmer you could take with you everywhere, so just a quick shake and you've got heat.

notjelly: Scott would get you a T-bone steak.

selfkismesis: Scott would get you a straightjacket.....and hope you wear it.

vanguard_charge: Scott would get you a tie. :|

notthatbuffy: Scott would get you a book full of jokes, and then hope you read them off to him.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

straight jackets don't stop the pregnancy, scott. they don't stop the pregnancy.

[weareallalive.livejournal.com]

For my Dear Friend and Comrade, Captain Vriska Serket:

One (1) bucket (second-hand, never used)
One (1) Location of her most hated enemy's secret hivebase (fake)
my undying adoration.


For my Strange Acquaintance, Hawke:

One (1) "Boogie Wonderland" all-time hit singles CD (slightly scratched)


For my Fellow AI Compatriot, Alex:

One (1) blue plastic lightsaber, Star Wars: Clone Wars edition
One (1) green plastic lightsaber, Obi-Wan Kenobi in Episode I edition
Thirty (30) Red plastic sith lightsabers, of various make and model, all allegedly belonging to Darth Vader
One (1) Real lightsaber with functioning plasma blade (green)


For my Fellow Brain-hacking Artist, SHODAN:

Ten (10) robot minions of Japanese origin, prone to sudden and random bouts of disco dancing, but otherwise loyal (plastic, salvaged)

[thatisajoke.livejournal.com]

Shepard, John:
➤ One complete eleven-piece "The Skies of Sacrosanct" souvenir set of tiny starship models, mint-in-the-box.
➤ The previous set scattered randomly though an assortment of empty boxes for the same.
➤ Said random assortment of empty and occupied boxes packed into his living quarters from ceiling to floor, wall to wall, making entry impossible.
➤ The gift of patience.

Shepard, Jane
➤ One complete eleven-piece "The Skies of Sacrosanct" souvinir set of tiny starship models, mint-in-the-box.
➤ Official "The Skies of Sacrosanct" diorama display case.

Vakarian, Garrus
➤ Traditional spiced dextro-safe red wine, with a green bow.

Krios, Thane
➤ A potted, flowering cactus and instructions on care.

vas Normandy, Tali'Zorah
➤ A novelty robot-shaped alarm clock, with radio and MP3 function.

Williams, Ashley
➤ A Gatling-style rapid fire paintball gun and pink, glow-in-the-dark ammunition.

Feron
➤ A festive hat, red and white striped.
➤ Brandy hidden inside festive hat.

Parker
➤ One copy of Catch Me If You Can (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch_Me_If_You_Can)
➤ A basket containing an assortment of movie snacks

Cortana
➤ A 50 TB hard drive, partially loaded with a selection of classic literature from a variety of Citadel races.

Tron
➤ An antique Chakram, along with a book on the history of said weaponry

Clu
➤ One copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zen_and_the_Art_of_Motorcycle_Maintenance)

Flynn, Kevin
➤ A very large, elaborately wrapped box, containing a slightly smaller box, which contains another, smaller box, ect.
➤ An unnecessarily large number of packing peanuts.
➤ A folded paper map leading to the location of a salvageable 1955 Triumph TR5 Trophy Motorcycle, nonfunctional, found in the junkyard.

Everyone Else Gets Booze. Except for the Children. You get Train sets.

[notsoloyal]

baawwwwwwww best present from a space daughter ever. he will treasure it always

Re: FROM KARKAT

[cloverdaleboy.livejournal.com]

This is Scott's "not very surprised" face.

[brbvirmire]

So who's up for a paintball fight?

HUGE LIST IS HUGE

[notjelly]

Camille is getting things for practically everyone.

EVERYONE SHE EVEN REMOTELY KNOWS IS GETTING A CANDLE. That's tradition for Longnight, aka the solstice celebration.

Karkat: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Hygiene" as well as a box of his favorite cupcakes (fresh)
Cherries Dave: eggnog cream pie and a cherry red hat with horn hole
Strawberries Dave: cold remedy tea, a box of tangerines (vitamin C) and six mismatched gloves (brightly colored)
Tangerines Dave: one of her special suet cakes, a bag of premium bird seed and wing warmers
Jade: two potted rare orchids
Sollux (canon): two cans of compressed air (for computers and cyborg parts) and a mustard yellow hat with horn holes
Sollux (AU): two cans of compressed air and a mustard yellow scarf
Terezi (canon): a box of scented markers and a photo album of pictures of Karkat's assorted ridiculous methods for stealing cupcakes, and a cherry tart
Terezi (AU): a box of scented markers, the aforementioned photo album, and a set of flavor extracts (to mix and match flavors)
John (canon): a wind gauge and blue socks with little clouds on them
Gamzee (sober): a box of purple cupcakes and some calming tea
Rose: a cookbook on making calimari
Nepeta: a whole box of catnip cat toys
Kanaya: a "Welcome Back!" poster and a fashionable hat with horn holes
Vriska: one of those wall-walking toy spiders that stick to walls and "climb" down and a model ship in a bottle (a nice one)
Equius: a book of horse photography (non-pornographic)
Eridan: a glasses repair kit and a pet betta fish
Signless: a red scarf
Bro: His and Her KY jelly and sword cleaner

Joe: an antique die-cast model motorcycle
Azula: a flame-retardant blanket
Skyfire: a blanket with the molecular structure of sugar on it
Shockwave: a blanket with the periodic table on it
Soundwave: a blanket with a sinusodial wave pattern on it
Tails: A book on kitsune and a pair of tail warmers
Sonic (older): five chili dogs
Eleanor: two more cookbooks
Raimi: a computer screen cleaner and a photo book on the history of computers
Pietro: "A Child's Introduction to Manners"
Ladon: a bag of her Red Eye Hydrogen Bomb Longnight Blend coffee which is the strongest coffee imaginable, a tin of burnt cookies, and a bandanna with little dog bones on it (for Moose)
Deadpool: a pie with a Bowie knife hidden inside
Bruce: a janitorial jumpsuit with his name on it
Shaun: a jester hat with typewriter keys buttoned on it
Steve: more of her red white and blue "Yay Cap!" cupcakes and a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" T-shirt with Irish scratched out and "a Prude" written in marker
May: a humor book titled "Identifying Fairies"
Toby: a humor book titled "When Gnomes Attack"
Alejandro: a box of weird machine parts
Tony Stark: a box of condoms adorned with smiley face stickers
Washington (pregnant one): one of those mechanical baby dolls they give to students in parenting classes--the kind that cry a lot
Peggy: just a piece of paper with a giant winking smiley face on it

jesus christ i think that's it but i'll edit if i remember anyone else

Re: FROM JIN

[avengerofjade.livejournal.com]

Eeee Wistala will wear it and preen anyway~~~