OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

Comments

I don't even know, okay. PS, page two claimed in the name of Reboot.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[This eventuality was so astoundingly unlikely that GLaDOS was actually having a hard time calculating the odds. Technically, her gender was inalterable...but there you have it. He could blame the Aperture Laboratories Engineering Team for this, but he'd already killed them all with deadly neurotoxin, so it would be pointless.

The new mobile platform was far superior, though, so that was something.]

FUCK YEAH REBOOT!!!

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Staring and wondering if this is something he can absorb ...]

[nobletwo.livejournal.com]

[ Now a man now to go with her being more manly than everyone. She's pretty casual about this. ]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

[Flouncing over]

Heeeey, Kat! [He's positively too happy about this]

[alliancewoman.livejournal.com]

[Kaidan's on the different journal train because lol icon whore.

Also boobies wat do]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

[fearnoanvil.livejournal.com]

[Joan Egbert is suddenly John Egbert.

OH OKAY.]

[manipul8tor.livejournal.com]

John! How come you didn't get affected by this hoofbeastshit?

Uh. Not that I'm complaining. At all. Ever. Obviously. [Eyelash flutter. DUDELY EYELASH FLUTTER.]

[manipul8tor.livejournal.com]

...Still hot. Just not as hot. [HAIRFLIP-- oh wait can't do that with short hair, FUCK THIS]

Okay just to make up for my stupidity. (1/?)

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Hey Vri, what misfuckin' pleasure do i o-

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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Not as hot as this chick.

[featheryasshole]

...Welp.

[Still beats being a sprite.]

[manipul8tor.livejournal.com]

Welp is right! [STARE STARE.]

 

 

 

...Nah, I'm still prettier. [Now supremely uninterested. ::::|]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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BECAUSE I COULDN'T RESIST

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ Cue an unaffected Jade.

Cue an unaffected Jade, staring. ]

Lack of drawing skills or art means helmet icons, always

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

. . . God I hate this place. So much.

[Maybe is she doesn't talk and keeps her helmet on no one will notice.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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[gottakilldaves]

[oh

hello

don't mind me imma just stare at your chest from over here]

[pouncederawr.livejournal.com]

[There is totally a male white lion with two mouths padding your way, looking sort of distressed.]

[azureflamegod.livejournal.com]

[And Kite looks... pretty much exactly the same. Way to be an androgynous AI.]

[pouncederawr.livejournal.com]

[ I HAS MALE PARTS NAO????]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ Cutest girl? Is now the cutest boy. ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Say hello to the ugliest boy girl. ever.]

Fuck.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Aw, chico.

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[featheryasshole]

[Huh. Jade is still pretty damn cute as a boy.]

Uh. Hey.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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