OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

Comments

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[asfkjhsgdg what]

[survivethesiren]

[Gem doesn't mean to, but in her perplexed state, collides with the female form]

Sorry.

[Damn, her voice is..well at least she doesn't sound like Castor.]

[actionwife.livejournal.com]

[Stephen gets a separate journal, because lazy and also icons.

But no, really, what the hell is this.]

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

[ Wide smile. D'aw, Stephen allowed someone to wear his clothes after a one-night stand hang on how did he pull so early and actually you seem really familiar?

Either Stephen's found his soul mate or you've stolen all his clothes. :T ]

[computerjesus.livejournal.com]

[So does Sam.

THIS IS NOT OKAY, HYPATIA.]

[survivethesiren]

..and who exactly are you?

YAY I GOT HELP

[survivethesiren]

[Does. Not. Compute. :| ]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ ... Where tits go??? ]

RETURN OF NICK CANON

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[Checks inside her pants.

WELP.]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Bigger and Beefier than ever]

[has-a-hardline.livejournal.com]

[NONE OF THE WANTS. NONE OF THEM.

Y U SO BEEFY?]

NO REGRETS >.>

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[This is SO NOT RIGHT :| ]

[wilywilyways.livejournal.com]

[It's a bird
it's a plane

it's a bear]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[You seem oddly familiar, but Shepard can't place it. She's just going to stare. Silently.]

[chozobloodrites.livejournal.com]

[notsoloyal]

[NO ONE NOTICES. Oh wait. X-ray vision. Why hello there Samus, your armor is looking so fine with its gun arm.]

[dillinjr.livejournal.com]

[ ... B| ]

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

[How Hardison recognizes him will be a mystery forever. It's probably because hipster transcends gender and can pierce the internet. AS IT IS, you now have an overly friendly, gaudily dressed hacker with an arm suddenly draped around your shoulders.

You know, like we're bros. Girl bros.]

Is this not the cashest shit ever?

[arjian.livejournal.com]

[ Hm.

This is... different. ]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Okay, just out of curiosity: why would you steal Jalen's cape?

[legeekchic.livejournal.com]

[ D8 ]

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[REALLY DOESN'T LOOK DIFFERENT.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard was clearly expecting something dramatic. The ideas she'd concocted in the few seconds after she'd passed through and when Thane had were fantastical. No such luck. She really should have figured it wouldn't be, given that he was a reptile. Tits were probably out of the question.]

Well, that was anticlimactic.

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Oh now this is interesting ...

[ 8D ]

[manipul8tor.livejournal.com]

...Why are you still like eight times taller than me? Jegus. [::::C]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Because I love everyone.]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING MARCHIDAN. ILU.

[manipul8tor.livejournal.com]

...Oh my god, go get Peixes to show you how to apply makeup or something. What the fuck.

[notsoloyal]

[Okay. This isn't too bad, when your entire species is constantly changing. And hey look he's got his chest back! ... Its uses are just obviously different. Wait... Now he has to learn all about using a human female body. Frag.]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Does this make us 'Spacemoms' now?

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

[AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER WAS DIFFERENT

except hir voice was a single tonal setting higher.]

[notsoloyal]

[You are not a sexy femme. Not at all.]

[alaspooryork]

[...That's odd.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Well shit.]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Hey Emily! Nice rack!

[thom-293.livejournal.com]

[... Well, he ain't complaining.]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Oh hey ... man ... [smiiirk]

[howkickassiam.livejournal.com]

[ .......................squeezing his boobs. GRINNING. THEY'RE KINDA SMALL BUT HE'S OKAY WITH IT. ]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[...]

[If Delta is in your head than this is beautiful. Otherwise, ick.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[She actually didn't even notice. Shepard may be a master of intel gathering but ffff, no change in anything else. Except...was she taller? Hm. Probably her imagination.]

[alliancewoman.livejournal.com]

[that's hard not to notice. At least from Kaidan's perspective.

Which is now at least four inches lower than where it usually is :[. ]


...Uh, Shepard. I think something's wrong with the teleporter.

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[Okay, this was just plain strange. Just...plain...strange.

Kaylee activated her wearable as soon as she'd caught her breath and started an open message to the network. Video, naturally.]

I-I think I may have hit my head. Somethin' just ain't right an'.... I even sound like a fella.

[Owen Wilson speaking Chinese. That'll haunt ya.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Yeah, looks like something's up with the teleporters.

Hopefully it'll fix itself.





This is Bro, by the way.

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

CHECK THIS SHIT RIGHT THE HELL OUT.

[Hardison was so fucking jazzed he just couldn't properly capture it in words. That he had a whole new wardrobe spoke volumes about a) just how hard he was to traumatize with gender issues, and b) what his priorities were. Still, couldn't fault him too hard. He looked fly with tits.]