DATING SIM MEME

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh, yeah, just finishing up the online quiz right now. Pretty easy shit.

What about you?

>A. nerdy conversation about history
>B. nerdy conversation about computers
>C. nerdy conversation about [indeterminate subject]
>D. drag him into the stacks for some lovin'

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

[The janitor. The very quiet, somehow stealthy janitor. Yeah, he's got his eye on you.]

IDEK WHAT I'M DOING

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

Texting. What's it look like?

_{[He holds up his phone and waggles in Karkat's direction.]}

They won't let me do it in class, after all.

_[Beat.]

Did you want some help? You look a little stuck.

A. No! I'm fine! /flail awkwardly
B. FINE BUT I COULD'VE DONE IT ON MY OWN.
C. Awkwardly fall out of the window
D. Insert sexual innuendo of choice here. Just make sure it has something to do with "stuck".

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

>Tell friend to fuck off and die in a fire.

Hey, Vantath. Go choke on Equiuth'th motht uthed horthedong. Thup?

[ looks up at karkat with his BEAUTIFUL HETEROCHROMATIC EYES~~~ ]

[alaspooryork]

>B. nerdy conversation about computers

[He nods.]

Indeed. Though I must wonder at the choice of an online quiz system; it is far too easy to determine the correct answers from the source code. Perhaps if they deigned to employ an encryption system developed out-of-house they would have better results.

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

Just for-- Oh, this? Mnh, no, they're for... Heh, anyway, I'm probably ruining your lunch break. S-sorry for crashing into you...

[ He gets to his feet, awkward smile twitching over his expression, as he pulls bits of grass out of his hair. ]

> No, really, are you a girl?

> Ask for the crane.

> Notice he looks feverish and offer to take him to Nurse Worth.

> Take him home with you.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

b. Oh, fine.

[KEEPS DOING THIS]



[Makes a disgusting mess]


...

Maybe I just have the ratio wrong.

[ascens.livejournal.com]

Good afternoon, Delta. Yes, in fact, they have. Congratulations, I think, once again.

[ I will pluck out your eyes and make a soup from them. ]

> Be modest.

> Gloat.

> Use this as a segue to seduce her.

> Hasty exit.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps you are simply wrong. I doubt orange juice and... whatever it is you are using actually make decent explosives.

_{[He is so amused, you have no idea.]}

A. Silence! I AM NEVER WRONG!
B. ...shut up.
C. Admit defeat.
D. Show him how "wrong" you are.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... fine. Hey, Shockwave, what are you doing?

a. Tell him
b. Don't tell him
c. Throw a dead mouse at him
d. Tell him total lies.

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

HEY! HEY TROLL!

[Vaultie is standing down below on the football field, waving his arms around and looking like a general buffoon.]

What are you doing? Be careful-!

A. Oh my gog shut up.
B. Be quiet and help me escape.
C. :|
D. Notice Vaultie the waterboy is carrying around a PAIL.

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

[ SLACKS. ]

> Call on him.

> Keep him after class.

> Confiscate his Dresden Files.

> "Extra credit."

VAULTIE now with better storyline

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Vaultie is both head of the Glee Team and the Gun Club. It's such a ridiculous combination yet somehow he gets it done.

He is currently being nauseatingly helpful to everyone.]

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

>A. scream at him.

[Of course you scream at him for these SHENANIGANS. What the fuck else would you do? Why is this guy even your BEST FRIEND?

Thankfully, you manage not to fall out the window and break a horn or something. Not that you have horns big enough to break. Presently, you're awkwardly hanging and making an ass of yourself as you try to scramble back into the very same window you were trying to ABSCOND through.]

FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING DON'T YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING LOSER BULLSHIT ELECTIVE OR SOMETHING TOTALLY FUCKING USELESS LIKE THAT WHO EVEN DOES THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[hetoldstories.livejournal.com]

[CONFISCATING LIKE A BOSS.]

I'm sorry, but until you can focus on your work, I'm holding onto these.

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

[takes him home and feeds him breakfast]

> Notice that he looks feverish

It's alright. []

... are you... well? You seem a bit pale. Do you need to see the nurse?

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

[]

a. Say hello.
b. Warn him that the hotpot was last used to make chef boyardee and he should probably wash it first
c. Ask why that Hanna kid never does his work isn't he your mentee
d. Say... hello. After all, teacher's lounge is pretty empty...

[hetoldstories.livejournal.com]

[Grins a bit wryly.]

You... probably want to wash that out first. Just take it from me.

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

What? Nno, I'm fine, I just... Got a bit hot running around.

[ The crane still hangs from his hand. And the more you look at him, the clearer it is that he's probably not used to sunlight, period. ]

> Insist.

> Let him leave.

> Wait to see if he faints.

> Princess carry.

NOR I BB hope this sudden swap in POV format is ok.

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

A. No! I'm fine! /flail awkwardly

Fuck off, no! I'm fine! I'm doing this intentionally, you asshole, and I'm not stuck!! What the fuck are you even doing, at least go text somewh— [Through your CONTINUOUSLY EXTENSIVE RANT about your LACK OF INEPTITUDE, you get a little worked up. In your PROTESTING TOO MUCH, your animated gesticulations cause you to go ahead and LOSE YOUR FOOTING.]

OHFUCK—

[Thankfully, your QUICK REFLEXES save you from your INEPTITUDE WHICH YOU ACTUALLY DON'T LACK. You're now AWKWARDLY DANGLING half out the window, like some kind of DETENTION DINGLEBERRY. A leg is over the cill, the other against the wall outside, and your arms are straining on either side of your in leg.

Frankly, it's a decidedly EMBARRASSING and EMASCULATING display.]

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

PRINCESS CHAN

>Insist

Let's at least get you inside...

No, it's fine! Wouldn't have it any other way with Homestruck characters.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Garrus can't help but laugh. Oh man. This kid. I mean, really. That's one hell of an EMASCULATING DISPLAY there.]}

...well, if you weren't stuck you sure are now.

_{[He stashes his phone - he's way too cool for this, man - and looks at the dangling troll.]}

But since you have it completely under control, I guess I can just go... calibrate my new computer or something. Unless you'd like me to step in, of course.


A. THIS IS ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. Just watch.
B. Grudgingly accept his help.
C. Attempt to pull yourself back up on your own.
D. Repair your damaged ego by insulting him.

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

Hmm?

[]

... oh. Thank you.

[]

a. Ask how his classes are going.
b. Ask how he's holding up with his new students
c. Ask if he'd like to go out for lunch later
b. Ask if he'd like to go out later, period.

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

[Karkat heavily takes a seat beside Sollux, throwing his schoolbag on top of the desk. It's all decidedly over-animated and too aggressive, and he crosses his arms with a growl, settling with a fussy, brief wiggle.]

Nothing, asshole. If I had something better to do, do you think I'd be bothering wasting my precious shit-to-do time to voluntarily pollute my airspace with your vile mouth breathing? Jegus.

[Karkat blinks, leaning forward a little. Despite having just got comfortable, he's a little too far in Sollux's personal space, because what kind of dating sim wold this be if it went any other way?]

What're you doing?

>hey look who forgot to letter her options last time, WHAT A FAILURE. btw this isn't an option.
>A. Tell bulgesucking friend it's nothing he'd understand.
>B. Promptly become very uncomfortable and push Karkat back into his own damn personal space bubble.
>C. Tell your friend THE TRUTH!!
>D. Take advantage of your friend's idiotic paranoia and tell him a clever lie.

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

A-all right.

[ It might just be because you're a professor, but the look in his eyes suggests he's truly affected by that. Like most people would never bother. ]

> Take him to the nurse.

> Take him to his classroom.

> Take him to your office.

> Take him to your car.