UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[Sniperhawk tilts his head so far his eyes end up in a vertical line. Oh wow, there's another thing he didn't know he could do.]

OK, I'll buy that. Where have I been?

[itsdecaf.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD THAT THING IS BIG AND FALLING, KEEP OUT OF IT'S WAY.]

Hey! Watch where you're sitting!

[Of course, all that humans would hear is a screech.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[They are small, agile, solitary, and mean as fuck. You have been warned.]

[in-rare-form.livejournal.com]

[Oh, how she misses her horn! Also, wearing Ralph Lauren Polo and Versace and Coach.]

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

[Frozen... frozen.... froze- OH GOD COLD NOSE. ABORT. Pyro springs away, thin little limbs carrying that fat little body away all at once.]

Pick? No sir I did not. [Because seriously, who would pick a fawn?]

Wait-- did you?

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

[Golden retriever reporting for duty. Large, loyal, helpful, kind of dumb.]

[See predatory cat. Chase predatory cat. He's helping.]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[So who ordered a big huge slobbery doggie? That can bite down with over 200lbs of force?]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Predatory cat stands its ground, making a deep, aggressive, warning growl. Get any closer and you'll get an up close and personal introduction to its claws.]

[encryptedlock]

[Different account, same Delta. Have a little red panda!]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a pair of critters here. A bird and a frog.]

This sucks.

I don't know, I kind of think it fits you.

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

[Jack barks but doesn't stop his loping stride.] Just like a Big Daddy.

[Brb getting into fights with things larger and better equipped than him.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a satin bowerbird and a yellow banded poison dart frog eying you.]

Kitty.

Seriously, Epsilon, stop being an idiot.

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

Sniper! I'm a deer again! Where are you. [Trot trot trot. So much more coordinated this time awwww yeah.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Epsilon birdy is hopping closer to look at the dog, with the frog staying the hell back.]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

[Sun Bear Spartan!]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[LOW WET SLOBBERY GROWL IT WANTS TO EAT YOU]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Big kitty is big.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Human!Red is not pleased with her sudden lack of claws. This will not stop her from pouncing on the nearest critter and biting at it ineffectively. om nom nom Delta]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Growling lowly before pouncing towards the bird!]

[encryptedlock]

[Hey! None of that! Delta chitters at her and tries to weasel out of her grip.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a satin bowerbird hopping closer to you with a brightly yellow and black frog nearby.]Hi.

[encryptedlock]

[CRAP TREE TIME. Good thing red pandas are excellent climbers.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Hey big kitty! Have a smaller ... big ... kitty .... sliiinking by]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Growling more fervently, and yes; swatting with splayed claws]

NOT in the MOOD!

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[She claws at him with her fleshy little people fingers.] Come meat. Get dead so that I can eat you.