UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[encryptedlock]

[Different account, same Delta. Have a little red panda!]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[LOW WET SLOBBERY GROWL IT WANTS TO EAT YOU]

[encryptedlock]

[CRAP TREE TIME. Good thing red pandas are excellent climbers.]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[DAMMIT can't climb. CAN JUMP AND BARK VICIOUSLY THOUGH AND IS DOING THAT NOW]

[encryptedlock]

[He chitters down at the dog.]

Please leave me alone.

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[You know what Meta doesn't really do when she's human? Talk. So, have pretty much the same exact sounds as a dog as you would if she were still human.]

[Just, with a lot more drool.]

[encryptedlock]

[What is wrong with you, doggy? Delta tries another tactic.]

There is food in the nearby supermarket. I am more fur than meat.

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Stops jumping for the moment and just circles the tree, looking up and growling.]

[encryptedlock]

[He hides behind some leaves. GO AWAY.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Human!Red is not pleased with her sudden lack of claws. This will not stop her from pouncing on the nearest critter and biting at it ineffectively. om nom nom Delta]

[encryptedlock]

[Hey! None of that! Delta chitters at her and tries to weasel out of her grip.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[She claws at him with her fleshy little people fingers.] Come meat. Get dead so that I can eat you.

[encryptedlock]

[Do not want! Delta bites at those little fleshy people fingers.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Red screeches and pulls her hands back, immediately putting them in her own mouth.]

...Can see why they need guns now.

[brb acquiring kitchen knife. She's confident she can catch him again, locked in the apartment as they are.]

[encryptedlock]

[NO WAY, NO KNIVES FOR YOU. Fortunately for Delta, the panda is the closest non-primate to having opposable thumbs.

Unfortunately, that door is too high.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Knife acquired. Dinosaur hearing or not, he's not that hard to find. Red gon' fuck you up, Delta.]

[encryptedlock]

[Nooooo! Where's York? Did York get turned into something awesome and scary or just a bigger panda?

Failing that, there must be a window around here somewhere. He starts zipping around and leaping for windowsills, hoping one of them is open.]

ooc

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE

TINY HOPPING PANDA

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have Epsilon the birdy hopping closer with a chirp.] Hi!

[encryptedlock]

Hello, Epsilon. [Doesn't even have to ask who it is.]

Have you attempted to fly yet?

[edgeoflucidity]

Not very good at it.

[Have a little frog following a distance behind the bird.]

[encryptedlock]

[Delta pads over a little closer.]

...Agent Washington?

[edgeoflucidity]

Who else would it be?

Don't be so grumpy. You're cute like that.

[encryptedlock]

[He looks down at the frog curiously, careful not to touch.]

I would have guessed Epsilon to be smaller than you.

[edgeoflucidity]

Apparently, someone disagreed.

Isn't he cute though?