This is all Amanda's fault :I

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

There is entirely too much trauma on this space station lately. Which means it's time for the

Broken Elevator Meme!

...Yeah.

• Your character is riding on an elevator when - oh no - it breaks down and stops! How unexpected.
• Oh look, someone else is in there with them. How about that.
• That elevator isn't going to move until your thread amasses at least ten comments. MAYBE MORE.
• Commence arguing/going stir-crazy/making out to relieve the tension/all of the above.
• Agree to never speak of this again (and just use the stairs in future).

To achieve the correct atmosphere for this meme, I highly recommend these tracks. HAVE FUN~ :B

Comments

BRO STRIDER

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[welp]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[This was coming.

And you knew it.]

... Mrowl did it... feel as if we have stopped?

Carterrrrrrrrrrr

[nobleleader.livejournal.com]

[ no this is not a statue just standing in the elevator, sob, sob, it's a semi-awkward dude. 8( ]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

Oh man, what a bummer, huh?

STARSCREAM | CAPE AND COWL 2020 AU | HURR

[reapsthewind.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck designed this inoperable piece of shit!?

[]

[chttrbox-recon.livejournal.com]

CINDY.

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

[Cindy is about three seconds away from filling the room with flaming bees or stabbing the door with her giant needle until it ruptures. Clearly this is the time to interact with her.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Dubious looks behind skullmet go here]

[halfquake.livejournal.com]

[Chell just stands there.

And waits.

And waits.

And waits.




Clearly her patience is being Tested.]

I READ THAT AND FELT SAD

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

[amongstthedead.livejournal.com]

[Oh dammit...

...

...he shoots a bolt of lighting at the elevator panel. It sparks and starts smoking.]

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jumped up (the wall) in terror. Now clinging (to the wall) in terror, looking a lot like a squid attached to a stretched out piece of playdough attached to an eyeball (of terror) in a really bad wig.]

Alec Hardison

[seems-legit.livejournal.com]

[Did the elevator just...stop?]

[givesbackbombs.livejournal.com]

[Looks like he's got some bombs to give back. :|]

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

[ PRESSING THE BUTTON FRANTICALLY OH GOD THIS IS HOW PEOPLE DIE IN MOVIES ]

[ ...the irony of a Helljumper freaking over being stuck in an elevator is lost here ok ]

Eridan Ampora

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

<B)

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ welp. This is incredibly awkward. ]

[ He actually does feel a little weird about this - he never wanted this mutation shit, and he's pretty sure the ex-seadweller would love the stuff
he got "blessed" with. Still, they're part of him now, for better or for worse, so the most he can do is hope the ride ends soon-

-fuck of course it would choose NOW to break down.

Aaaaawkward. ]

Pounce de Leon

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't even realize it's stopped either. She was just takin' a catnap in here. ... Even if she takes up like half the elevator. WHATEVER.]

Tron

[fight4theusers]

:|

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[Gibson is just going to jab the button for his floor in the hopes that maybe he can make the elevator start moving again if he hits it the right number of times.

... his attempts at logic are amazingly human sometimes.]

EQUIUS ZAHHAK

[brokenbowfetish.livejournal.com]

[Hope you're wearing a rain coat...]

TWOSIX-SIX idek

[bastione.livejournal.com]

...oh dear.

Samus Bearan

[chozobloodrites.livejournal.com]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard isn't gonna judge. In fact, that would be why she's shooting at it also.

Someone should let them know that shooting broken things only makes them more broken.]

[mcfussyfangs.livejournal.com]

[THIS ISN'T A TRANSPORTALIZER! IT'S A...

THIS ISN'T A TRANSPORTALIZER.

Aren't you lucky though? You got stuck with the nicest one, or at least the sanest...

Mostly.]

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ JUST. STANDING SO STILL IN THE CORNER.

Side-eying Kanaya.










Why are there so many gray kids on this station hgdjfghjkfgj ]

So. Uh.









Ever been stuck in an elevator before? [ So awkward. ]

feel free to request Meta or Maine

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

whichever one will be the most hilarious/horrible?

[recompiling]

[... oh hi.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

[Don't interact with the natives!

DON'T INTERACT WITH THE NATIVES!!!

Act cool. You can do this. You're a beautiful, strong, confident, talented woman.

It's cool. You got this.]

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[GLaDOS just stares, unblinking, and turns her attention back to the door. Organic life was quintessentially strange, but this one wouldn't even make a mediocre test subject.

Welp, she could do waiting.]

JAIME REYES

[azulescarabajo.livejournal.com]

_{[Why is he stuck here he can fly. :|]}

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Man, where's Tali when you need her?]}

[savesmosquitos.livejournal.com]

[Enjoying a less awkward load time. But on the bright side, you're not alone! And you're with what just might be the ugliest, most deformed hanar in the galaxy.]

[trollalonde.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Linefacing for everyone.

Also, the doors won't blow open or she'd just fly out of here.]</sub>

Kaylee

[cupcake-dress.livejournal.com]

[Welp, that was the sound of something important breaking, wasn't it?

Kaylee is just gonna stare at the ceiling.]



Ya don't figure these actually work by cables, right?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

...

Chica, you're the engineer, you tell me.

Anon

[recompiling]

[It's stuck?
... why did he take this stupid thing, anyway?

Anyway, Anon is prying at the door to see if he can force it open to get out.]

[thiswaydaddy.livejournal.com]

[Gee, from far away you sure looked an awful lot like her friend Rinzler, Anon. That's probably why she jumped into this tiny box with you. After some thought, she decides that, maybe, you're just the same kind of fish-creature-thing as Rinzler. He was fun...are all of you people fun?

Cindy just kind of watches him for a few minutes, not sure what he's doing, or why. Sure, she has that big three foot needle she could be helping to pry the door open with, but she has no idea that's what he's doing.]