featheryasshole: (DRUNKEN STUPOR???)
Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

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survivethesiren: ([normal] castor asked)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
and? Who's fault is that?

You were mean :(
Edited 2011-05-05 22:39 (UTC)
featheryasshole: (what)

[personal profile] featheryasshole 2011-05-05 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
what
what are you evne talking about
why woujd i steal youre rum
stuffs sdisgustnsing
survivethesiren: ([normal] we make a good team)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
haha you can't read this.

it makes sense if you think about it- or don't think about it

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
theuserabides: (Default)

he entered and sent this face down in bed without looking at the phone

[personal profile] theuserabides 2011-05-05 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
no
featheryasshole: (why does everyone say im grumpy)

[personal profile] featheryasshole 2011-05-05 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
go suck a fuck ashole
survivethesiren: ([normal] stand before the user)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
So is infecting people a metaphor sometimes? ;)
gottakilldaves: (DON'T FUCKING LITTERRRRRRRRR)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
seriously wahy the fuck do uou have feathners
thats somethow moe fucking retarded than stupoid dumnb bullshit hands
fuck your wings an shit
you look fucking stupidf

THE NEXT MORNING

[identity profile] gawdamn.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] theniputitback.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-05-05 22:18 (UTC)
survivethesiren: ([normal] don't really need those)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Weirdo. What is with your tattoos?
Edited 2011-05-05 22:18 (UTC)

[identity profile] howkickassiam.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
gottakilldaves: (FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE EYE)

whoops needs more typos

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
yoiu fuirst you fucking prick
the hjell does that even mean
go suck a fuck???
Edited 2011-05-05 22:20 (UTC)
theuserabides: (A world of struggle)

I have a great deal of experience not thinking about it from Tron.

[personal profile] theuserabides 2011-05-05 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you're not in trouble.

[identity profile] gawdamn.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
()
survivethesiren: ([emotion] I want what I cant have)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be mad.

[identity profile] aderpable.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
()
a_perfect_end: The players tried for a forward pass. (please restate)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-05-05 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
no man i that is

no

fish don't dig jams, okay

...possibly?
a_perfect_end: The players tried for a forward pass. (oh $U!)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-05-05 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
wait

which part?
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