DATING SIM MEME

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

C. [Explain... sort of]

I'm... doing chemistry, here. ... you can make napalm with orange juice and gasoline.

[actually, you can't. But someone read Fight Club one too many times.]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... I just wanted to know what you were doing.

a. Tell him
b. Don't tell him
c. Don't tell him and shove him away
d. Stick it in

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, how nice, he landed somewhere soft and kinda warm and-- heh.

Dizzy, Hanna starts picking himself up, not even registering the voice until his palm comes to rest on something squishy like a shoulder and he looks down, pushing his glasses back up his no-- ]

Ah-AAH! S-sorry, Professor--!

[ scrambles, tumbling out of the man's lap WITH ALL POSSIBLE HASTE, face turning as red as his hair. ]

> Catch his arm. "Hold on."

> Yell at him.

> Give him detention-- your office, after school.

> Oops, your hand just accidentally...

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Shoving you.

[SHOVES]

a. >8| FAIIIITO
b. RUNNNNN... O.
c. WHINE TO AN AUTHORITY... O
d. RAEP-o?

KARKAT VANTAS: DELINQUENT IDIOT

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

[God most brutally tsundere protag ever.

ANYWAY, this is Karkat, half-way out a window to ditch detention, carrying out a self implored mission known as OPERATION FUCK THIS SHIT. Do you catch him on his way out? Do you catch him as an onlooker down below?!]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

_{[Oh man, this is going to be good.]}

Can you? Well, you learn something new everyday it seems. I'll just... observe.

A. WHAT? NO!
B. Fiiiiiiine.
C. Bring him over for some "chemistry", if you know what I mean.
D. [Continue in stony silence, doing your best to make sure he knows he isn't wanted.]

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

> Catch his arm.

"Hold on..."

[]

DELTA

[alaspooryork]

[Hi my name is Delta and I am a nerd wasting my time studying in the library instead of doing anything cool]

IMAGINE HE IS HUMAN/TROLL SHAPED FOR THIS MEME.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Garrus is standing just to the left of the window, fiddling with a smart phone. He blinks and looks up.]}

...what are you doing?

A. CLIMB BACK IN, CLIMB BACK IN!
B. What the fuck are you doing out here?
C. Nothing. Go away.
D. Stick it in.

[notsoloyal]

Generally when people - that are not throwing up at the sight of my work - want to know that, they. You know. Ask.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ nope, sollux sneaks up behind him, pushes him out the window and laughs his annoying nerd ehehehehehe laugh at him. ]

Careful now, KK.

>A. scream at him
>B. blush and flail
>C. pull him out the window with you
>D. serenade him by moonlight

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

[ The poor kid stammers so hard you'd think you were pointing a gun at him. Clearly it has not been his day. ]

> Calm him down.

> Be stern with him.

> Silently hand him the paper. :|

> Ask if he's a girl.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ oh hey, another nerd. subtly peeks over his shoulder and then takes a seat across from him to start working, but doesn't speak. sollux tends to be quiet with most people in real life, thanks to his horrendous lisp. ]

>A. ignore him
>B. ask him to leave
>C. ask what he's working on
>D. stick it in

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

> Silently hand him the paper :|

[]

You... dropped this.

C.

[alaspooryork]

[Delta nods absently at his guest. BTW this is what he looks like when he's pretending to be a human.]

Are you completing today's History assignment?

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

O-oh. I, uh.

Thanks.

[ Quietly starts to fold it back into shape again. ]

Must've gotten unfolded when it was flying away... geez...

> Ask about the origami.

> That's nice, but you're blocking my sun.

> Lecture him.

> You know, the athletic shed should be empty this time of day...

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

> Ask about the origami.

[]

That's rather good. Just for fun, or...?

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

[and suddenly, a piece of crumpled notebook paper bounces off the back of Sollux's head. Unfortunately, Sollux's HIDING SPOT is no secret to HIS DUBIOUSLY TITLED BEST FRIEND. The assault of the paper ball is followed with a maybe too-loud greeting that's gruff, like someone who spends too much screaming his vocal chords raw and not enough time shutting the hell up.]

Hey, assface.

>Greet friend with THE COLD SHOULDER.
>Greet friend by throwing something inappropriately heavy right back at his face.
>Tell friend to fuck off and die in a fire.
>Hack friend's grades in PETTY, SILENT VENGEANCE.

[ascens.livejournal.com]

[ As student rep, student body president, and would-be head of her class if not for Delta, Hypatia has found herself... spending more time in the library than strictly necessary. ]

> Greet politely.

> Try to peek at what she's writing.

> ...Try to peek up her skirt.

> Evacuate! Evacuate!

[alaspooryork]

> Greet politely.

[HYPATIA MY NEMESIS I mean hi.]

Good afternoon. Have the math grades been posted yet?

AHAHA WHOA.

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

>D. Stick it in.

[What the fuck? Why would you even do that?! That's completely ridiculous and equally disgusting! The thought alone makes you hate yourself a little more, and it also kind of makes you want to jump out of the window in hopes of injuring yourself for such an idea!

Plus, that makes no sense. He's kind of FAR AWAY and YOU'RE HALFWAY OUT A WINDOW. You REJECT the notion of OPTION D.]

>B. What the fuck are you doing out here?

What the fuck are you doing out here?

[Yes. That's better. Just forget about your AWKWARD POSITION and LOOKING LIKE A DOOFUS. And forget about your initial thought of STICKING IT IN, too. Forget that forever.]

/is evil

[notsoloyal]

[So wanted to use the lab.]

What are you doing in here?

• Ignore him.
• Obviously doing extra credit work, UNLIKE HIM.
• Explain to him slowly, because you're obviously nicer and smarter.
• PUMMEL HIM INTO THE GROUND! _

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

I am doing my extra credit homework. I have a lot to do here in the lab, so if there's anything that you need, please say so.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[BAND KID. Kind of quietly keeping to himself. Bitches don't know about my CLARINET.]

[hetoldstories.livejournal.com]

[Your English teacher. He's a decent guy, but he doesn't put up with slackers. SO DON'T BE A SLACKER.]