UNLESS IT'S A FARM

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He sniffs curiously, growling inquisitively.]

[encryptedlock]

[Do not want! Delta bites at those little fleshy people fingers.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[The bird is now trying to flutter to get away. Not exactly used to flying and it shows.] Don't eat me?

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Growling lowly] You don't get moving you'll be lunch and dinner.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have Epsilon the birdy hopping closer with a chirp.] Hi!

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Turning deftly and growling back more aggressively. She's got quite an attitude for a little thing.]

Go stick your nose somewhere else!

[encryptedlock]

Hello, Epsilon. [Doesn't even have to ask who it is.]

Have you attempted to fly yet?

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Red screeches and pulls her hands back, immediately putting them in her own mouth.]

...Can see why they need guns now.

[brb acquiring kitchen knife. She's confident she can catch him again, locked in the apartment as they are.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[The bird droops at that. The frog isn't even phased.] So mean.

Also, good luck with that. I think you might get a bad surprise if you tried eating me.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[How cute, she's like a little cub.]

I'll stick my nose wherever I damn well please.

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[DAMMIT can't climb. CAN JUMP AND BARK VICIOUSLY THOUGH AND IS DOING THAT NOW]

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

Seven? [Fffff trying not to trip over himself as he screeches to a stop. He is mostly successful. Sort of.]

You're a cat. A pretty cat.

[edgeoflucidity]

Not very good at it.

[Have a little frog following a distance behind the bird.]

[encryptedlock]

[NO WAY, NO KNIVES FOR YOU. Fortunately for Delta, the panda is the closest non-primate to having opposable thumbs.

Unfortunately, that door is too high.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

[Little cub my tail, you big dumb oaf.]

Get it any closer I'll pierce it for you. [Standing her ground]

[encryptedlock]

[He chitters down at the dog.]

Please leave me alone.

[encryptedlock]

[Delta pads over a little closer.]

...Agent Washington?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He yawns in a deliberate tooth display.]

Big talk from a little cat.

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[You'd better learn fast, because that is precisely what she is trying to do! Jaws snapping close, hot breath, ropes of saliva swinging madly through the air]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

You want talk? I'll give you talk!

[Challenge accepted. Pouncing on your face now. She may be little but she's got all the supple strength and reaction of an adult]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Knife acquired. Dinosaur hearing or not, he's not that hard to find. Red gon' fuck you up, Delta.]

[ysonightfurious.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Bird. Toothless is just going to tilt his head and poke at him with a finger. Birds are okay.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He may not have his Spartan reflexes, but what's a jaguar who can't fight?

He stands up from his resting position as she pounces so she'll miss and lets out a mighty roar.]

[encryptedlock]

[Nooooo! Where's York? Did York get turned into something awesome and scary or just a bigger panda?

Failing that, there must be a window around here somewhere. He starts zipping around and leaping for windowsills, hoping one of them is open.]

[qcksilverspear.livejournal.com]

Yes. [She doesn't sound happy about it, sitting and starting to groom out of anxiety. She pauses mid-lick as she realizes he just complimented her, and looks over with an anxious flick of the tail. COMPLEMENT WAT DO] Uh ... thanks.