UNLESS IT'S A FARM

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THEY CALL IT A ZOO



• Your human character is now an ANIMAL
• Your animal character is now a HUMAN
• Your alien/robot character is now WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT TO BE
• What does your character turn into? How do they react? Are they like this asshole panda? STAY IC AND ROLEPLAY AND STUFF
• NOTE for added lulz humans and animals can't understand each other. But animals can speak to each other a la homeward bound

Comments

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have Epsilon the birdy hopping closer with a chirp.] Hi!

[encryptedlock]

Hello, Epsilon. [Doesn't even have to ask who it is.]

Have you attempted to fly yet?

[edgeoflucidity]

Not very good at it.

[Have a little frog following a distance behind the bird.]

[encryptedlock]

[Delta pads over a little closer.]

...Agent Washington?

[edgeoflucidity]

Who else would it be?

Don't be so grumpy. You're cute like that.

[encryptedlock]

[He looks down at the frog curiously, careful not to touch.]

I would have guessed Epsilon to be smaller than you.

[edgeoflucidity]

Apparently, someone disagreed.

Isn't he cute though?

[encryptedlock]

[He lifts up a paw to pat Epsilon gently.]

I suppose. You are good-looking yourself.

[No pets for you, Wash, Delta knows about poisonous frogs.]

[edgeoflucidity]

[Pushing his head into the petting. It feels nice.]

Thank you, Delta. You look adorable yourself.

And I'm stuck being a slimy poisonous thing.

[encryptedlock]

[He continues to preen Epsilon a little, making sure all his feathers are in place.]

Your colors, at least, match. Ours do not.

[edgeoflucidity]

I think I'd rather be bigger and not match.

[Epsilon is giggling at the attention from Delta.]

[encryptedlock]

He finishes preening Epsilon and pats him gently once more.]

Then you feel how we often do, Agent Washington, who have control over our color but are, by default, so small as to seem harmless to humans.

[edgeoflucidity]

It's an interesting lesson. I'm really not liking the experience. It's like those times the brat took over in comfort level.

[Giving Wash a glare as well as he can.] Not a brat.

[encryptedlock]

[He looms over Wash for a moment with the implication of I could squish you, you know.]

I do not know why you two have such difficulties cooperating.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a tiny frog cowering at your feet, Delta. He knows you could crush him.]

Because he's mean.

[encryptedlock]

[He won't actually crush Wash, of course. He just feels the need to be protective of Epsilon who he's already lost once.]

You must learn to compromise.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a bird glaring, and the frog is staying really quiet.]

I shouldn't have to. He's mean. And no fun.

[encryptedlock]

It is likely he is "mean" because you cause no end of trouble for him, Epsilon.

[edgeoflucidity]

Do not. Right Wash?

Not going to answer that.

[encryptedlock]

[TELLING SILENCE though he nuzzles Epsilon-birdy comfortingly with his nose]

[edgeoflucidity]

[fussing with his wings a little.}I'm really that bad, Delta?

[encryptedlock]

You are young. It is understandable.

[edgeoflucidity]

Exactly.

I'm not trying to be that bad, Delta.

[encryptedlock]

[He crouches down in an invitation for Epsilon-bird to hop onto his back.]

I believe you will learn. You simply need time and patience.

[edgeoflucidity]

[Have a clumsy bird hopping onto your back, Delta. And the claws digging in a little without meaning to.] You mean that?

Why wouldn't he?